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Golfing Epitaphs - Fourball Up For Grabs

08-09-2014 2:03pm

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I'm not trying to be morbid, but if you have a funny golf epitaph you fancy putting on your tombstone, what is it?

Currently, I'm considering "At least it's a decent lie."

I have a Macreddin fourball (plus buggies) up for grabs for whoever comes up with the funniest. Enter on my blog or here on Boards.

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#2 08-09-2014 2:18pm

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This is what it has taken to go 6 under

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#3 08-09-2014 2:24pm

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I dont think i'll be getting out of this rough!

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#4 08-09-2014 2:28pm

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Arragh Christ lads, I'm absolutely buried here!

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#5 08-09-2014 2:34pm

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Gone in search of a fluffier lie

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#6 08-09-2014 2:35pm

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Im dying to win the medal?

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#7 08-09-2014 2:35pm

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Lar, I've left 5 shots in my will for you.

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#8 08-09-2014 2:38pm

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Get up and down out of this....:)

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#9 08-09-2014 2:39pm

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...Gone to see if he can hit that 1 Iron

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#10 08-09-2014 2:40pm

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One or two less strokes and I was in with a chance

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#11 08-09-2014 2:41pm

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I'm plugged

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#12 08-09-2014 2:48pm

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Mmm, I think I will declare this one unplayable, and take my medicine!

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#13 08-09-2014 3:02pm

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how long can it be.......

By the way that is a question not an entry ?

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#14 08-09-2014 3:03pm

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In the hole

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#15 08-09-2014 3:04pm

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Lovely. No more .1's

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#16 08-09-2014 3:06pm

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At least he never laid up on a par 3.

(joke)

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#17 08-09-2014 3:07pm

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#18 08-09-2014 3:09pm

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plugged lie

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#19 08-09-2014 3:11pm

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He was never the same, after both his playing partners got the shanks out west.

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#20 08-09-2014 3:14pm

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Was always a bit Over The Top.

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#21 08-09-2014 3:19pm

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I think I'll declare this ball lost!!!

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#22 08-09-2014 3:22pm

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never broke

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#23 08-09-2014 3:24pm

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For a man that used to sweep that ball, I've created some divot here

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#24 08-09-2014 3:24pm

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Greebos headstone will have big black bold writing on it

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#25 08-09-2014 3:26pm

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you still can't play through!

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#26 08-09-2014 3:27pm

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When I said I was hoping to get 6 under this isn't what i meant!

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#27 08-09-2014 3:28pm

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Dormie 1!

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#28 08-09-2014 3:28pm

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lettuce97 wrote: »

In the hole

or

Get in the hole!

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#29 08-09-2014 3:30pm

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Could have done with lipping out here

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#30 08-09-2014 3:30pm

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I wish he shouted Fore!

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#31 08-09-2014 3:31pm

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Dead Weight
Stone Dead

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#32 08-09-2014 3:32pm

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Get Down!

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#33 08-09-2014 3:32pm

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Cant see a thing from here, how far am i to the green?

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#34 08-09-2014 3:33pm

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Golf umbrellas not great in lighting

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#35 08-09-2014 3:34pm

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Dbu wrote: »

Cant see a thing from here, how far am i to the green?

GPS **** all use from there

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#36 08-09-2014 3:37pm

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FixdePitchmark wrote: »

how long can it be.......

By the way that is a question not an entry ?

You got a lot to say, Fix? You gonna need a double headstone!

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#37 08-09-2014 3:39pm

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Kevinmarkham wrote: »

You got a lot to say, Fix? You gonna need a double headstone!

One each side of the gates at Corballis!:)

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#38 08-09-2014 3:39pm

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Kevinmarkham wrote: »

You got a lot to say, Fix? You gonna need a double headstone!

Was thinking an ode to . :P

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#39 08-09-2014 3:57pm

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On a fairway, far, far away

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#40 08-09-2014 4:03pm

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Played with Lar "Fore Right" in a Golf Digest event.
Refused to sign his card.

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#41 08-09-2014 4:05pm

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Are they Red Stakes or White Stakes?

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#42 08-09-2014 5:58pm

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Play the ball as it lies, play the course as you find it, and if you cannot do either, do what is fair.

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#43 08-09-2014 6:14pm

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So this is what they meant when they said pot bunker!

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#44 08-09-2014 6:15pm

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I never took my medicine and now I'm in deep trouble.

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#45 08-09-2014 6:24pm

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Fore!! Peter!!! FOOOORE!

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#46 08-09-2014 7:22pm

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Couldn't strike a match

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#47 08-09-2014 7:36pm

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Just took one cut too many....

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#48 08-09-2014 7:39pm

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From the point of view of my wife ::

" When my husband said I'd be a golf widow, this wasn't what i had in mind....."

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#49 08-09-2014 7:44pm

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Wished I had one more hole before the heavens opened

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#50 08-09-2014 7:47pm

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I must have been the worst driver of all time....

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#51 08-09-2014 7:50pm

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Stiffed it!

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