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Golfing Epitaphs - Fourball Up For Grabs

  • 08-09-2014 03:03PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,043 ✭✭✭


    I'm not trying to be morbid, but if you have a funny golf epitaph you fancy putting on your tombstone, what is it?

    Currently, I'm considering "At least it's a decent lie."

    I have a Macreddin fourball (plus buggies) up for grabs for whoever comes up with the funniest. Enter on my blog or here on Boards.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,138 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    This is what it has taken to go 6 under


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭dk1982


    I dont think i'll be getting out of this rough!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Tilikum


    Arragh Christ lads, I'm absolutely buried here!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,138 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Gone in search of a fluffier lie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Dbu


    Im dying to win the medal?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,138 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Lar, I've left 5 shots in my will for you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Dbu


    Get up and down out of this....:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭Domo1982


    ...Gone to see if he can hit that 1 Iron


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,138 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    One or two less strokes and I was in with a chance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Dbu


    I'm plugged


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 433 ✭✭onlyfinewine


    Mmm, I think I will declare this one unplayable, and take my medicine!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,133 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    how long can it be.......

    By the way that is a question not an entry ? :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 179 ✭✭lettuce97


    In the hole


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭ForeRight


    Lovely. No more .1's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,133 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    At least he never laid up on a par 3.

    (joke)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ziggy


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,133 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    plugged lie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,133 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    He was never the same, after both his playing partners got the shanks out west.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,133 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    Was always a bit Over The Top.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,023 Mod ✭✭✭✭charlieIRL


    I think I'll declare this ball lost!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,038 ✭✭✭RoadRunner


    never broke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,138 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    For a man that used to sweep that ball, I've created some divot here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭ForeRight


    Greebos headstone will have big black bold writing on it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 the phantom worker


    you still can't play through!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭dk1982


    When I said I was hoping to get 6 under this isn't what i meant!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭Domo1982


    Dormie 1!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭rollotomasi


    lettuce97 wrote: »
    In the hole

    or

    Get in the hole!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭ForeRight


    Could have done with lipping out here


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 18,335 Mod ✭✭✭✭slave1


    I wish he shouted Fore! :(

    My stuff on Adverts, mostly Tesla Pre Highland Model 3

    Public Profile active ads for slave1



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,133 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    Dead Weight
    Stone Dead


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