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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    smash chicken is gross. The smell of it makes me nauseous.
    In fairness, Chicken is great! It's even tasty before it's born... I love eggs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    I like eggs but not chicken. I cook meat all the time for my oh but I can't eat it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    I like eggs but not chicken. I cook meat all the time for my oh but I can't eat it.
    Red meat is my best friend. Anything that comes from a pig is a close second!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    smash you sound like my other half he loves meat. Lamb is his favourite followed closely by beef. My mother loves red meat too she always jokes where did she get me from !

    Have a fab u lous weekend fellow boardsies. I'm heading home.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I have a friend who's going out with a vehetarian and she cooks the dinner. I love sending him photos of steak!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭berrygood


    Gah!! I just want to finish the last 10 pages of my book!!!! Boss man won't stay out of the office long enough. It's like I'm playing a game of solo frisbee with the book. Every time I hear him on the stairs the book goes flying back into my bag!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Not knowing my own mind.

    I had really long hair winter 2010. Beautiful hair. I decided I wanted to cut it and wanted a fringe, so I got my fringe and a long bob. I cried in the hairdressers, have bad mouthed the salon and the hairdresser as butchers ever since, clipped my fringe back with bobby pins, and just tied my hair up until it started to grow out a bit.

    I have one hairdresser since that I've trusted to cut my hair and my best friend, who's not a hairdresser. At that, since 2010, I've only ever had my hair trimmed, once a year.

    Not even two months ago, I got extentions in. And now what do I want to do?
    Cut it up like Jessie J, the way she had it in price tag.

    1. Fringes don't suit me
    2. Short hair doesn't suit me
    3. I know when it's done I'll hate it and ill be here in 2018 still traumatised over it
    4. My boyfriend said it'll make me look like miss piggy

    But I still want it :( see me going in getting it done on impulse and complaining about it for the next four years. Why am I so stupid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    There is this one at work, and every time I walk in to her office, she has her head stuck in her bag, now she is either snorting coke or reading a book, but if I catch her, she is out on her ass.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Don't do it Lexie... it's not worth it for us to have to listen to you moan about it!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    berrygood wrote: »
    Gah!! I just want to finish the last 10 pages of my book!!!! Boss man won't stay out of the office long enough. It's like I'm playing a game of solo frisbee with the book. Every time I hear him on the stairs the book goes flying back into my bag!

    Head to the toilet with your bag complaining of digestive troubles and you're not feeling so good. If the boss man asks tell him you might have ebola. That will give you enough time to sit in there for a good 20 minutes to finish your book. Be sure to breath on him a lot on the way out. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Lapin wrote: »
    th?&id=HN.607995660872123710&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

    Imagine the pain of this: http://i.imgur.com/PPDTYHB.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Not knowing my own mind.

    I had really long hair winter 2010. Beautiful hair. I decided I wanted to cut it and wanted a fringe, so I got my fringe and a long bob. I cried in the hairdressers, have bad mouthed the salon and the hairdresser as butchers ever since, clipped my fringe back with bobby pins, and just tied my hair up until it started to grow out a bit.

    I have one hairdresser since that I've trusted to cut my hair and my best friend, who's not a hairdresser. At that, since 2010, I've only ever had my hair trimmed, once a year.

    Not even two months ago, I got extentions in. And now what do I want to do?
    Cut it up like Jessie J, the way she had it in price tag.

    1. Fringes don't suit me
    2. Short hair doesn't suit me
    3. I know when it's done I'll hate it and ill be here in 2018 still traumatised over it
    4. My boyfriend said it'll make me look like miss piggy

    But I still want it :( see me going in getting it done on impulse and complaining about it for the next four years. Why am I so stupid
    I also have really long hair (brunette) and I wanted to go platinum blonde. Thank god the madness passed before I actually went through with it. It would've destroyed my hair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭berrygood


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    There is this one at work, and every time I walk in to her office, she has her head stuck in her bag, now she is either snorting coke or reading a book, but if I catch her, she is out on her ass.

    Ha! I don't think coke could rival the high I'm getting off the book!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I also have really long hair (brunette) and I wanted to go platinum blonde. Thank god the madness passed before I actually went through with it. It would've destroyed my hair.
    Girls need to stop using blokes names! :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Head to the toilet with your bag complaining of digestive troubles and you're not feeling so good. If the boss man asks tell him you might have ebola. That will give you enough time to sit in there for a good 20 minutes to finish your book. Be sure to breath on him a lot on the way out. :D

    Sounds more gross than anything gugleguy ever posted ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I also have really long hair (brunette) and I wanted to go platinum blonde. Thank god the madness passed before I actually went through with it. It would've destroyed my hair.

    I used to have hair...................it started to fall out, so I shaved the motherfcuker:D

    And surprise...nobody gave a sh1t.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭berrygood


    Head to the toilet with your bag complaining of digestive troubles and you're not feeling so good. If the boss man asks tell him you might have ebola. That will give you enough time to sit in there for a good 20 minutes to finish your book. Be sure to breath on him a lot on the way out. :D

    I like your thinking!! :)

    Oh, spank me hard! Trying to type on my phone is very annoying!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    gugleguy wrote: »
    Sounds more gross than anything gugleguy ever posted ever.

    Well .... she NEEDS to finish her book. Do you men not understand how important that is in a woman's life? It supersedes everything. :D

    <off to check all of gugleguy's posts> :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,348 ✭✭✭irishgrover


    I have four young daughters. If we are in public and any/all of them need to go to the toilet I wait outside the toilet. I am viewed with extreme suspicion by everyone for the duration..........

    EDIT: I'm male


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Posted before about obnoxious guy working in a coffee shop I used to go into regularly. I stopped going there because of him. Passed by it today, and it's closed.
    I didn't drink THAT much coffee, I swear!
    I hope the nice staff that were there get new jobs, Costa is moving in there apparently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,381 ✭✭✭Nerdlingr


    Washing up.
    I live with a few housemates, if i'm washing up my stuff and they're got a few bits and pieces I say throw it in. Whats the point in wasting more water later when I can do it now. Were all in this together right?
    Anyway, I left a knife and a glass jar by the sink the other day to do later. One of the girls was washing up after her dinner later that night. Grand I thought. About an hour later i go to fill up the kettle - the knife and glass jar are still there. She'd washed up all her and her friend's dishes, pots, pans etc but left the knife and jar !!!
    Would it have been too much to ask to f*cking wash those as well??!!!!!
    This has happened quite a lot recently. Sends me f*cking raging - its wrecking my head!!!!
    Could ya not just wash up those as well...i know theyre not yours but come on!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Nerdlingr wrote: »
    Washing up.
    I live with a few housemates, if i'm washing up my stuff and they're got a few bits and pieces I say throw it in. Whats the point in wasting more water later when I can do it now. Were all in this together right?
    Anyway, I left a knife and a glass jar by the sink the other day to do later. One of the girls was washing up after her dinner later that night. Grand I thought. About an hour later i go to fill up the kettle - the knife and glass jar are still there. She'd washed up all her and her friend's dishes, pots, pans etc but left the knife and jar !!!
    Would it have been too much to ask to f*cking wash those as well??!!!!!
    This has happened quite a lot recently. Sends me f*cking raging - its wrecking my head!!!!
    Could ya not just wash up those as well...i know theyre not yours but come on!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

    It wouldn't have killed her to wash those up. I wonder why she didn't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,381 ✭✭✭Nerdlingr


    It wouldn't have killed her to wash those up. I wonder why she didn't.

    Havent a clue. Its happened a good few times as well.
    If its not her stuff she won't wash it, even if its just a few cups or whatever.
    P*sses me off no end.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Nerdlingr wrote: »
    Havent a clue. Its happened a good few times as well.
    If its not her stuff she won't wash it, even if its just a few cups or whatever.
    P*sses me off no end.

    Oooh, she is one of THOSE types. That explains everything.

    Those people trivially annoy me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    Posted before about obnoxious guy working in a coffee shop I used to go into regularly. I stopped going there because of him. Passed by it today, and it's closed.
    I didn't drink THAT much coffee, I swear!
    I hope the nice staff that were there get new jobs, Costa is moving in there apparently.

    I got me a new Tassimo pod coffee thingy.....its the dogs cojones, coffee is so good out of it I would nearly start smoking again:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I got me a new Tassimo pod coffee thingy.....its the dogs cojones, coffee is so good out of it I would nearly start smoking again:D

    You'd ruin the taste of the coffee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Threesome spider update

    Look what greeted me when I opened the front door.......

    https://www.dropbox.com/s/k1vrezixl4gqpic/Big%20Chief%20Smith.jpg

    He was dead upon my arrival. It's a sign. They have either:
    • sacrificed their king in the hopes I won't strike any of the rest of them down
    or
    • The king committed suicide in order to attract his fellow beasts to my humble abode.

    I am worried it may be the second one. The spiders are out to get me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    You'd ruin the taste of the coffee.
    I

    Ah, I know, but there is something about a coffee and a cigarette...

    There are two occasions when I miss a cigarette, one is after a coffee, and the other is..........;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Threesome spider update

    Look what greeted me when I opened the front door.......

    I am worried it may be the second one. The spiders are out to get me.


    The legs on him! He's like a spider version of Linford Christie! :eek:


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