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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #2552
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    No that's what they tell you!!

    In actual fact they use smaller bottles, charge you the same price and make all the profit while laughing at the stupidity of all the fcukers who actually fall for it.

    Sure.

    ;)

    give it a minute.. You'll get it... :p


  • #2553
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Hotfail.com I thought that too until I bought the compressed bottle, it lasted a week. I usually get 3/4 weeks from a can of deodorant.
    I felt royally ripped off.


  • #2554
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    Sure.

    ;)

    give it a minute.. You'll get it... :p

    Sarcasm? :pac:

    It doesn't translate well on the interwebs.


  • #2555
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Sarcasm? :pac:

    It doesn't translate well on the interwebs.

    ...

    http://www.thedrugstorelimited.com/shopping/repository/product/Sure%20For%20Men%20Extreme%20Protection%20Deodorant.jpg

    Sure :)


  • #2556
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    ...

    http://www.thedrugstorelimited.com/shopping/repository/product/Sure%20For%20Men%20Extreme%20Protection%20Deodorant.jpg

    Sure :)

    You're an awful cnut.

    I would have totally got it, if you hadn't put the 'think about it' at the end. :pac:

    Also, I'm tired, stop making me look like a fool. :pac:

    EDIT: And keep your winky faces to yourself! :mad:


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  • #2557
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Also, I'm tired, stop making me look like a fool. :pac:

    Pfft, it's not that difficult :p


  • #2558
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    Pfft, it's not that difficult :p

    Down with this sort of thing.

    Mods, I'm getting bullied over here.


  • #2559
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Sarcasm? :pac:

    It doesn't translate well on the interwebs.


    Tell me about it :rolleyes:


  • #2560
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Sarcasm? :pac:

    It doesn't translate well on the interwebs.

    Sarcasm doesn't always translate well in person, either, as I'm finding out the hard way at the moment, in the middle of a ten-day stint spending time with the family. You'd think they'd know me by now, too. But no.


  • #2561
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    When someone tells ya something in confidence and god you wanna share soooo bad...... :(


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  • #2562
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    When someone tells ya something in confidence and god you wanna share soooo bad...... :(

    I hate when people have secrets and don't tell me.


  • #2563
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    When someone tells ya something in confidence and god you wanna share soooo bad...... :(

    Nope, the guilt would actually kill me. I usually block them out and end up forgetting them anyway.

    I will die with a shed load of peoples secrets.

    EDIT: I'm not surprised Hotfail liked your post. :rolleyes: That bai couldn't kept a secret if his life depended on it. :mad:


  • #2564
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    The Cunning Linguist wrote: »
    I hate when people have secrets and don't tell me.

    When you ask someone a question and they say "Oh _____ told me but I said I'd tell no one" it only makes it worse :(:p


  • #2565
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    When you ask someone a question and they say "Oh _____ told me but I said I'd tell no one" it only makes it worse :(:p

    I'd just automatically stick the headbutt on them at that stage.


  • #2566
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    When you ask someone a question and they say "Oh _____ told me but I said I'd tell no one" it only makes it worse :(:p

    I'm not surprised no one tells you NAAAATTTTHHHHHIIIIIINNNNGGG MOTOR MOUTH!


  • #2567
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I want a packet of Tayto and I don't have a packet of Tayto and even if I did I couldn't eat a packet of Tayto :(


  • #2568
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    The Cunning Linguist wrote: »
    I hate when people have secrets and don't tell me.

    If its a secret you dont know tho..... :p


  • #2569
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    If its a secret you dont know tho..... :p


    I hate when people tell me anything. It takes up space in my brain and pushes out all the pervy thoughts that make my life enjoyable...

    The simple things like :D


  • #2570
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    all the pervy thoughts

    Oh we all know about them. ;)

    All them sexy PM's, ya must have sent one to the whole of boards, even Maxi got one. :pac:


  • #2571
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Jake1 wrote: »
    so you really think she is about to go all bloodbath with her neighbours? Nah, its called ranting.
    People do it all the time, but dont actually act on it. Lets off some steam.
    I doubt we'll be seeing Pumpkin in the news :)

    :D:D Maybe I should buy a shovel and take an interest in the local woods:D

    Nah, I'm tired of being a grown up. I just think that instead of being a grown up I should just do what I want to do, not what I'm supposed to do. The thing about living next door to someone for a long time is that you learn a lot about them and theirs and the things that could cost them big time, if they were to get caught, and I've reached a point in life where I'm very happy to make sure that them and theirs do get caught.;)


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  • #2572
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I want a large gin and tonic but I can't have one. I've ordered a bottle of non alcoholic gin, hopefully it'll taste nice and I can pretend:o


  • #2573
    grundie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭grundie


    I arrived for the bus 15 mins early today, there was another fellow already waiting. As time went by three other people turned up. When the bus was about 50 meters away he asks "has anyone got change of a 20?". Everyone shook their heads, which was unsurprising. So he says "Ah alright, I'll speak to the driver".

    So he gets on first, says something to the driver who lets him on without paying. Of course the rest of us paid.


  • #2574
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Rte radio ad breaks,a lot of the time all they have are ads for other rte radio programmes and nothing else, but the presenter is getting their knickers in a twist trying to fit in the adbreak and going " I'll be shot if I don't take this break " etc, etc, something wrong outside there in donnybrook .


  • #2575
    bronn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 484 ✭✭bronn


    I thought it was eradicated for good. For ever. But no - I'm going through a few recordings on the ol' UPC box that I've meant to watch and There. She. Fcuking. Is.

    "... when you're worried about your husband and your tiny babies..."


    GNNNNNAARRRGGHHHHFFFOOOKKOFFFF!!!!


  • #2576
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Two things.
    1. I can't find the baby name thread.
    2. The name Sadhbh, the poor child will have difficulty spelling it themselves never mind spelling it to others all of the time.


  • #2577
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    ...The name Sadhbh, the poor child will have difficulty spelling it themselves never mind spelling it to others all of the time.

    Take no note of the man who has nothing to show for himself, who will be full of rameish and blather, who would put wings on ould cows for you but has no place to make a marriage bed for you!

    :D


  • #2578
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Had a weird dream that there were huge caterpillars crawling really slowly all over the wall and they were trying to get to my phone to switch off my alarm, so naturally I jumped out of bed to get rid of them. I've been lying here for an hour now trying to get more sleep, but my alarm goes off in 7 mins anyway. F*cking caterpillars!


  • #2579
    Vel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    My mother relayed a story to me yesterday. She was chatting to a relative, who like my mum minds her grandchild while the parents work. He is nearly 5 and will be starting school next month but up until now the lady and her husbnad have minded him 4 - 5 days per week. They have always been madly overly protective of him and really, really fussy and ott and stifling when it comes to minding him but she revealed a classic to my mum yesterday.

    Apparently he only poos every second day and on that day they stay on lockdown in the house and refuse to bring him anywhere as it is too much hassle if he needs to go when they are out and they worry he might have an accident. I just can't get my head around such levels of ridiculous fussiness that results in them straying no further than their garden every second day in case a nearly 5 year old who has been toilet trained since he was 3 needs a dump


  • #2580
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    grundie wrote: »
    I arrived for the bus 15 mins early today, there was another fellow already waiting. As time went by three other people turned up. When the bus was about 50 meters away he asks "has anyone got change of a 20?". Everyone shook their heads, which was unsurprising. So he says "Ah alright, I'll speak to the driver".

    So he gets on first, says something to the driver who lets him on without paying. Of course the rest of us paid.


    If I were you, I would have told the driver that you had overheard the guy on his phone, and it turns out he is an undercover fare avoidance checker, see how long it takes for the driver to throw the smug fcuker off the bus:D

    "Change of a twenty?" .....that old nugget:confused:


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  • #2581
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Rant Warning !!! *sounds claxon* Table plans again. I was so chilled out and relaxed thinking I'm super organised for the wedding. Just spent the morning redoing the table plan cos this one doesn't want to sit with that one. grrrr !

    Losing my rag with the lot of them


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