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my girlfriend is in labour and I'm freaking out

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    nidge123 wrote: »
    Just to say i had the pleasure of going into bourkes menswear in carrick on suir and the chap called ray gave us wonderful service to my son,
    He went way beyond the call of duty,we had it in our mind not to hire as he had a few occasions to use formal wear and got a fab suit... Well done...fantastic salesman who knows his stuff


    Is that you Lonan?


  • Registered Users Posts: 277 ✭✭Jebus Diced


    Good luck,


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,472 ✭✭✭brooke 2


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I thought it was a piece of cake, and that was with a split pelvis


    :cool: :pac:

    :(:(:(:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88,247 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    Good Luck and Congrats OP


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,472 ✭✭✭brooke 2


    I'm so happy I ruined it for you, does that make me a bad person??!!

    The jokers on here need a dose of reality! Some lowlife was even jesting about
    symphysiotomy (split pelvis), FFS!! :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    iDave wrote: »
    Not sure if I believe this.
    I don't believe you.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=91362155&postcount=1338


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    I had SPD and they forgot and put my legs in stirrups during the birth. Couldn't walk for weeks AND my sons heartbeat dropped and there was no free theatre so they used her hand to try and stretch me and I was only 8cm and then forceps. Nightmare on elm street. Then she pulled out the placenta and it snapped and splattered everything, all over me. Like a scene for a horror movies.

    So, no it wasn't easy!!!

    I once got kicked in the balls..... :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Breathe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Breathe.

    Didn't work, still puked :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,486 ✭✭✭miju


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I thought it was a piece of cake, and that was with a split pelvis


    :cool: :pac:

    proper troooper you are thumbs up :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Partner in labour and he's posting on boards...priorities man!! Seriously good luck to you both in the hours ahead, enjoy these moments with your newborn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    mauzo! wrote: »
    If she poops while she's giving birth, never ever mention it again. She'll love you for it.

    No, just no. :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Have a walk around the hospital and see if you can find a prosthetic hand to save your own hand from being squeezed to oblivion. Hope all goes well for ye and the new arrival :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Be grateful you are not in a labour camp in Russia or North Korea.


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