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my girlfriend is in labour and I'm freaking out

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    #32
    zefer
    Registered Users Posts: 884 ✭✭✭zefer


    GrayFox208 wrote: »
    ITS INDUCED LABOUR... THERES NO DAYS LONG **** GOIN DOWN HERE SON..

    Still can take a while...
    But if it happens today, enjoy the experience but DO NOT take a look down the business end, I repeat DO NOT take a look!!! :eek:


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    #33
    Pablodreamsofnew
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    It's not like you're the one who needs to push a melon through your butthole. You'll be grand but she on the other hand won't be able to sit straight for a few months and oh goodbye vagina. ( for FOREVER)


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    #34
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    'WHAT SHOULD YOU DO???????'

    BE THERE FOR HER...DO WHATEVER THE FU*K SHE SAYS???

    INDUCED LABOR IS IN A HOSPITAL ARE YOU FU**ING POSTING ONLINE IN A HOSPITAL??

    IF SHE FINDS OUT YOU WERE POSTING ON BOARDS ASKING THE F**KING MEDICAL GENIUSES OF AH WHAT TO DO WHEN SHE WAS IN LABOR I WOULD NOT BLAME HER FOR KILLING YOU.

    DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD TO BY HER OR THE OBSTETRICIAN. BE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY NICE TO HER FOR A MONTH NOW.

    AND BE THE BEST FU**KING DAD YOU CAN F**KING BE.


    CONGRATS.

    P.S IF SHE GIVES YOU SH*T WHEN IN THE PAINS OF LABOR JUST TAKE IT! F**K SCIENTOLOGY LET HER SCREAM HER F**KING HEAD OFF. F**K YOU TOM CRUISE!


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    #35
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Oh my ears. No need to shout.


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    #36
    Pablodreamsofnew
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    Fingers! wrote: »
    Always a difficult time for a man. Keep the chin up and you'll get through this difficult time. Tell herself to stop looking for attention -- shouting at everyone isn't going to achieve anything in this situation.

    Yeah goodbye life and welcome fatherhood :D

    Tough time for the dad... sure he is the one pushing it through his vag...

    Oh wait no his not!!


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    #37
    nullzero
    Registered Users Posts: 16,478 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    ****


    Ah labour; the screaming, the blaming the father, the blood and feces...what a miracle.


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    #38
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Pub?


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    #39
    monflat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,490 ✭✭✭monflat


    GrayFox208 wrote: »
    I'm freaking out ****. Help. What do what do


    Ah are you only freaking out now?

    I bet she handling it better!

    It will all work out good luck!


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    #40
    Pablodreamsofnew
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    This thread is the most entertained i've been all day..

    Just wait until baby is here.. that's the hard part :D

    Someone said something about pub?? haha yeah right, you'll not see an inside of a pub for about two years now. It's all family day out from now on.


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    #41
    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    Pick a good username for the child; I'd be freaking out too if I were in your situation.


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    #42
    Sheeps
    Registered Users Posts: 2,762 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    Only one thing to do when your wife/girlfriend is giving birth: Selfie


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    #43
    Arcturus IV
    Registered Users Posts: 12 ✭Arcturus IV


    You're freaking out and she's the one in Labour?

    Get off the site, stay by her side until the baby is born and then go out and down a skinfull at the pub in celebrations.


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    #44
    Fingers!
    Registered Users Posts: 48 ✭Fingers!


    Might not even be yours..


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    #45
    Ravenid
    Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭Ravenid


    Can We Pick the Name???!!!!!

    Twatwaffle is very popular these days.


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    #46
    secman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,243 ✭✭✭secman


    file that complaint form with Durex..................


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    #47
    Angry_Mammarys
    Registered Users Posts: 279 ✭✭Angry_Mammarys


    I heard watching your partner go through labour is kinda like watching your favourite pub burn down:)


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    #48
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Hubby took a close up photo of my face right after giving birth, the fecker!
    My nose looked like Chris Eubanks (must have been the meds) and he thought it was hilarious.


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    #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    +1 that we should name the luttle ankle biter.

    Arthur Horatio if it's a boy. Alice Helga for a girl.

    Either way they shall be called AH.


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    #50
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Oh my ears. No need to shout.

    IT'S LABOR EVERYONE SHOUTS THE DOCTOR THE MOTHER THE FATHER EVEN THE BABY DEAL WITH IT!!


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    #51
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    GrayFox208 wrote: »
    I'm freaking out ****. Help. What do what do


    Paternity test.


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    #52
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Turn off the immersion


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    #53
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    GrayFox208 wrote: »
    I'm freaking out ****. Help. What do what do

    It's a bit late for freaking out. Should you have not done that 9 months ago? :)

    Go to the hospital.


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    #54
    Moonbeam
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,953 Mod ✭✭✭✭Moonbeam


    have a nice hot cup of tea...I have a vague recollection of what they are like;)


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    #55
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    GrayFox208 wrote: »
    I'm freaking out ****. Help. What do what do

    Rush to AH! Sensible man.


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    #56
    miju
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,486 ✭✭✭miju


    MrsYelnekoff wrote: »
    Yeah goodbye life and welcome fatherhood :D

    Tough time for the dad... sure he is the one pushing it through his vag...

    Oh wait no his not!!

    Do women still go on like childbirth requires effort?? **** sake ;)


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    #57
    Titzon Toast
    Registered Users Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭Titzon Toast


    Stay up north.
    Do not go down south to have a look.
    It's like watching your favourite pub burning down.


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    #58
    Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Snake


    Titzon Toast wrote: »
    Stay up north.
    Do not go down south to have a look.
    It's like watching your favourite pub burning down.

    I dont drink the alcohol


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    #59
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    If she poops while she's giving birth, never ever mention it again. She'll love you for it.

    And if she gets stitches, don't tell them to stitch her up nice and tight, that won't go down well.

    Other than that, wait for baby to be born, let her rest as much as you can and I bet you cry when it comes out :)


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    #60
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    GrayFox208 wrote: »
    I dont drink the alcohol

    You're ****ed so.


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    #61
    kingtut
    Registered Users Posts: 6,487 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Probably should go to the hospital and then proceed to be a good dad for the rest of your life.

    Also, congratulations!

    How do you know it's his? :P


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