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my girlfriend is in labour and I'm freaking out
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GrayFox208 wrote: »I'm freaking out ****. Help. What do what do
It's a bit late for freaking out. Should you have not done that 9 months ago?
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MrsYelnekoff wrote: »Yeah goodbye life and welcome fatherhood
Tough time for the dad... sure he is the one pushing it through his vag...
Oh wait no his not!!
Do women still go on like childbirth requires effort?? **** sake
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If she poops while she's giving birth, never ever mention it again. She'll love you for it.
And if she gets stitches, don't tell them to stitch her up nice and tight, that won't go down well.
Other than that, wait for baby to be born, let her rest as much as you can and I bet you cry when it comes out 0 -
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If she poops while she's giving birth, never ever mention it again. She'll love you for it.
And if she gets stitches, don't tell them to stitch her up nice and tight, that won't go down well.
Other than that, wait for baby to be born, let her rest as much as you can and I bet you cry when it comes out
That made me laugh out loud.0 -
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Do women still go on like childbirth requires effort?? **** sake
Yeah cause pushing a person through a vagina isn't effort... and I had a Hemorrhoid and it exploded during childbirth. I needed forceps, (think salad tongs but way bigger) I needed stitches from my vagina to my arse.
So to answer your question sir, I shall go on about it FOREVER0 -
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MrsYelnekoff wrote: »I had SPD and they forgot and put my legs in stirrups during the birth. Couldn't walk for weeks AND my sons heartbeat dropped and there was no free theatre so they used her hand to try and stretch me and I was only 8cm and then forceps. Nightmare on elm street. Then she pulled out the placenta and it snapped and splattered everything, all over me. Like a scene for a horror movies.
So, no it wasn't easy!!!
I could still beat you in the 'my labour was worse than yours' battle that crazy mothers do.
But it's pointless. The point is, it's worth it, women do it all over the world and it's what we're made to do.
So good luck to your girlfriend OP, when the baby is out she won't even remember the pain and you'll feel closer to her than ever 0 -
I could still beat you in the 'my labour was worse than yours' battle that crazy mothers do.
But it's pointless. The point is, it's worth it, women do it all over the world and it's what we're made to do.
So good luck to your girlfriend OP, when the baby is out she won't even remember the pain and you'll feel closer to her than ever
Yes very true! You're right though, totally worth it! AND I would do it again
Parenthood is the best. All jokes aside.0 -
MrsYelnekoff wrote: »I had SPD and they forgot and put my legs in stirrups during the birth. Couldn't walk for weeks AND my sons heartbeat dropped and there was no free theatre so they used her hand to try and stretch me and I was only 8cm and then forceps. Nightmare on elm street. Then she pulled out the placenta and it snapped and splattered everything, all over me. Like a scene for a horror movies.
So, no it wasn't easy!!!
Im imaging all the men here fainting over their keyboards after reading your description of labour 0 -
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I could still beat you in the 'my labour was worse than yours' battle that crazy mothers do.
But it's pointless. The point is, it's worth it, women do it all over the world and it's what we're made to do.
So good luck to your girlfriend OP, when the baby is out she won't even remember the pain and you'll feel closer to her than ever
Hahaha at the not remembering the pain ........ I will never ever ever forget the pain! I didn't forget it five minutes afterwards, I still haven't forgotten it seven months afterwards. I'm not saying I'd never go again, but I'll be asking to be put under sedation and heavy pain relief from the moment I get a positive pregnancy test next time around.
Some women have medically horrible births and are grand, some women have medically normal births and find them horrendous. I was a bit of both - the birth - while no emergency situation - wasn't exactly straightforward, there were various interventions and inadequate pain relief, and it was extremely painful.
I'll go through labour again, but on my own terms. Couldn't go through that horrificness again. No way.0 -
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