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  • #8072
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Fieldog wrote: »
    He is a good lad in all honesty, his spelling may not be but his posts tend to mean well... (he is a military man actually)

    Do they not teach you how to spell in the Irish army? :)

    What good is spelling when you've got a gun?!! :P


  • #8073
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Do they not teach you how to spell in the Irish army? :)

    Ov cuorse dey du


  • #8074
    Liam McPoyle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    Last night the soundguy gave me some antibacterial wipes and told me to clean the mic. What's up mate? Never had someone rub their balls and bellend all over your mic before? I'm an artist!

    .


  • #8075
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    What color to dye ma hurrr.


  • #8076
    House of Blaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    EoghanIRL wrote: »
    What color to dye ma hurrr.

    Why Judah Ben-Hur of course!


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  • #8077
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    A few from today ....

    Really I am not getting the whole point of that pets thing

    Grab me by my pony tail and ride me like a horse

    Meet ride or avoid in mail

    Any sound girls have kik ??


  • #8078
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    samapple789 wrote: »
    A few from today ....

    Really I am not getting the whole point of that pets thing

    Grab me by my pony tail and ride me like a horse

    Meet ride or avoid in mail

    Any sound girls have kik ??
    Is it a new "raise awareness" campaign by posting pointless status's?


  • #8079
    Philo Beddoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Philo Beddoe


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    It continues on this vein for a good while.

    I have to know how this plays out.


  • #8080
    NormalBob Ubiquitypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭NormalBob Ubiquitypants


    restructured and arising with new clear filters.;.only synchronicity and magic of the highest lights may connect with this identity field. radiating love and joy in all directions. nameste.


  • #8081
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    samapple789 wrote: »
    Grab me by my pony tail and ride me like a horse

    Is this not a lyric from the Rubberbandits song, "Horse Outside"??

    I'm not sure it that's what the person was going for but it probably was.


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  • #8082
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    A Facebook friend has just put up a status saying her marriage is over. Only one person has had the sense to tell her that Facebook isn't the best place to be putting up stuff like that.


  • #8083
    Custardpi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    KKkitty wrote: »
    A Facebook friend has just put up a status saying her marriage is over. Only one person has had the sense to tell her that Facebook isn't the best place to be putting up stuff like that.

    But how would her friends know about it then? :confused: Those "hope ur ok" comments won't write themselves you know.


  • #8084
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,794 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Couldn't help but laugh
    Another member of my own political party has deleted me off Facebook (now totalling 3)...This alongside incidents that have occurred in real life settings are beginning to get really frustrating...I am quite frankly considering my position in the party because I am confused to why this is happening. — feeling confused.


  • #8085
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Custardpi wrote: »
    But how would her friends know about it then? :confused: Those "hope ur ok" comments won't write themselves you know.

    Just change her relationship status to "Single"

    She'd get waaay more attention that way.


  • #8086
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Custardpi wrote: »
    But how would her friends know about it then? :confused: Those "hope ur ok" comments won't write themselves you know.

    Years ago did these attention seeking people send smoke signals to notify friends of relationship changes :D


  • #8087
    greentea is just wrong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭greentea is just wrong


    I keep this person on my FB just to see the ****e they write up. Here's one of the more recent entries for the other half --

    "welll ma we hunii just thought would leave ya we msgs tel u har much I love ur sexy we ass mean da world to me be lost without you xoxox"


  • #8088
    snowbabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭snowbabe


    Love a scottish accent :)


  • #8089
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    broadcasting personal issues, openly addressing people involved who have wronged them.

    arguing in the comments section over private matters.

    demands people mind their own business yet insists on plastering theirs all over social media

    all this is accompanied of course by poor grammar

    anything to add :)


  • #8090
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    broadcasting personal issues, openly addressing people involved who have wronged them.

    arguing in the comments section over private matters.

    demands people mind their own business yet insists on plastering theirs all over social media

    all this is accompanied of course by poor grammar

    anything to add :)

    I thought all the Facebook behaviour was Skanger behaviour?


  • #8091
    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    They are your friends mate.


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  • #8092
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    ders nun wrong wit me fella youse all must be jealousy of me of course spreadin rumours anal yiz can all fck off haters are me motivatoors


  • #8093
    Hotfail.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Hotfail.com


    Telling everyone that they're on the rag.


  • #8094
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Have you a particular thread in mind? That one hit a bit of a speed bump all right...

    :pac:


  • #8095
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    Telling everyone that they're on the rag.

    Well that's just plain fcuking wrong. :(


  • #8096
    Benicetomonty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,651 ✭✭✭Benicetomonty


    Hope ur ok hun xxx


  • #8097
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    To stop scanger behaviour on Facebook, share this post with 15 of your friends and something magic will happen.


  • #8098
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Are there any checkpoints about? I've no tax or insurance on me motor and I have to go across town to buy yokes.

    PS cops and customs are cnuts.


  • #8099
    Goat the dote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 726 ✭✭✭Goat the dote


    Yis are all jellus bullies.


    Hugs Hun x u kno who yhur reel friend r


  • #8100
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    broadcasting personal issues, openly addressing people involved who have wronged them.

    arguing in the comments section over private matters.

    demands people mind their own business yet insists on plastering theirs all over social media

    all this is accompanied of course by poor grammar

    anything to add :)

    :(


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  • #8101
    dar100
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭dar100


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    broadcasting personal issues, openly addressing people involved who have wronged them.

    arguing in the comments section over private matters.

    demands people mind their own business yet insists on plastering theirs all over social media

    all this is accompanied of course by poor grammar

    anything to add :)

    Your forgot your Capitals on every word


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