Aldi Frozen 'Chicken Chunks' ... Now with free elastic band

B.A._Baracus · 06-08-2014 12:44AM #1

So I bought some Aldi Chicken Chunks earlier and was feeling a bit peckish. So I cut open the packet to put some on when I find a suprise... An elastic band. I uploaded pictures to this post

Such a weird thing to find. Like, it's not grossest of things. Not like a big long hair. Only an elastic band. But still... shouldnt be there

So whats the weirdest thing you ever found opening something up?

Hotfail.com · 06-08-2014 12:46AM

Your thumb looks strange.

The weirdest thing I found was love, when I opened my heart.

*pukes violently*

Dermighty · 06-08-2014 12:46AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

So I bought some Aldi Chicken Chunks earlier and was feeling a bit peckish. So I cut open the packet to put some on when I find a suprise... An elastic band. I uploaded pictures to this post

Such a weird thing to find. Like, it's not grossest of things. Not like a big long hair. Only an elastic band. But still... shouldnt be there

So whats the weirdest thing you ever found opening something up?

Chicken sphincter?

B.A._Baracus · 06-08-2014 12:47AM

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Your thumb looks strange.

Why thank you :pac:

corner of hells · 06-08-2014 12:48AM

I hate to be the one to tell you this , but thats not an elastic band , but thats the Ebola virus.

B.A._Baracus · 06-08-2014 12:49AM

corner of hells wrote: »

I hate to be the one to tell you this , but thats not an elastic band , but thats the Ebola virus.

So... you are telling me you don't want some of my Chicken Chunks? ... fine :mad: I'll keep them for myself.

sashafierce · 06-08-2014 12:50AM

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How Soon Is Now · 06-08-2014 12:52AM

When im hungry ''Chicken chunks'' is the last thing that comes into my head :pac:

Kovu · 06-08-2014 12:52AM

I found a live maggot in a bag of Wheelies when I was young. My mother sent it back and a guy out from the company came to our house to apologise and gave us two boxes of Tayto:eek:

Enjoy your crisps folks:cool:

corner of hells · 06-08-2014 12:52AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

So... you are telling me you don't want some of my Chicken Chunks? ... fine :mad: I'll keep them for myself.

Im being honest , the other fcukers are just trying to humour you.

fleet_admiral · 06-08-2014 12:54AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

So I bought some Aldi Chicken Chunks earlier and was feeling a bit peckish. So I cut open the packet to put some on when I find a suprise... An elastic band. I uploaded pictures to this post

Such a weird thing to find. Like, it's not grossest of things. Not like a big long hair. Only an elastic band. But still... shouldnt be there

So whats the weirdest thing you ever found opening something up?

Heh heh heh

Ihatecuddles · 06-08-2014 12:57AM

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

When im hungry ''Chicken chunks'' is the last thing that comes into my head :pac:

Mmmm chunks

_Redzer_ · 06-08-2014 12:59AM

When the fúck was the last time you sat down and said, "hmmm I would love some chunky chicken right now"

Mountainsandh · 06-08-2014 01:00AM

I once found a large piece of wood in cat food, like a massive splinter from a pallet or something.
Wrote to Whiskas or whatever brand it was and got lots of vouchers and food samples with a letter of apology.

leeroybrown · 06-08-2014 01:01AM

A friend once found a hypodermic syringe in a packet of a popular confectionary brand. The idiot just binned the packet and didn't report the contamination to the manufacturer who would definitely like to have known. He missed out on a lot of free sweets!

Duggy747 · 06-08-2014 01:01AM

The elastic band will probably count as your "salad" in comparison to whatever bits of chicken were left and compiled to make those......chunks.

corner of hells · 06-08-2014 01:02AM

mauzo! wrote: »

Mmmm chunks

I was in Baldonnel air base years ago , some of the food in the canteens was chunks .Brown flavoured chunks , hot chunks , chunks with chips , chunks with chunks.

The only place I ate where I didn't know what type of food it was.

RobbingBandit · 06-08-2014 01:03AM

RobbingBandit looks at his Marks and Spencer Cooked and Ready to Eat Chicken Breasts, sure they cost over €10 for 4 but god damn it there ain't no elastic bands round these parts, God Save The Queen...

SweetChaos · 06-08-2014 01:04AM

where is the elastic band in the pic with the visible nuggets? :mad:

B.A._Baracus · 06-08-2014 01:06AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

The elastic band will probably count as your "salad" in comparison to whatever bits of chicken were left and compiled to make those......chunks.

Oh I agree.
But see that last burger you had? ... That was the same

:pac:

B.A._Baracus · 06-08-2014 01:08AM

SweetChaos wrote: »

where is the elastic band in the pic with the visible nuggets? :mad:

Sorry for not busting out the tripod and creating a movie with a score that would make Hans Zimmer cream his pants :pac:

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 06-08-2014 01:08AM

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Your thumb looks strange.

His thumb?? Fcuk his thumb. Did you not see his ginormous ring finger??

How long exactly have you been eating this "chicken" B.A?

B.A._Baracus · 06-08-2014 01:09AM

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

His thumb?? Fcuk his thumb. Did you not see his ginormous ring finger??

How long exactly have you been eating this "chicken" B.A?

... Are you asking me out on a date? :pac:

SweetChaos · 06-08-2014 01:17AM

Whats that sauce there you are using for dipping the nuggets?

ardle1 · 06-08-2014 01:22AM

http://oi61.tinypic.com/2eamds4.jpg

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 06-08-2014 01:22AM

I once found a wing nut in a large pack of Manhatten Popcorn.

I was with all my mates and when I showed them, they told me to fcuk off messing

Hotfail.com · 06-08-2014 01:25AM

I bought some Hunky Dorys Buffalo a few years ago and there were 4 flavour cubes inside. My friend dares me to eat one and I did.. They're really really mank

qwabercd · 06-08-2014 01:29AM

Mountainsandh wrote: »

I once found a large piece of wood in cat food, like a massive splinter from a pallet or something.
Wrote to Whiskas or whatever brand it was and got lots of vouchers and food samples with a letter of apology.

That free cat food must have tasted even better.

Ficheall · 06-08-2014 01:29AM

I think I see what's happened here, OP.
If you look at Figure 1, on the table behind the newly opened bag of "Chicken Chunks", lies an inconspicuous elastic band. Then, at some point - presumably while you're lining up the shot for Figure 2, it sneaks off, and then by the time you've moved on to Figure 3, the elastic band has made its way into your hand. And so, it has tricked you into thinking that it came from the bag of Chicken Chunks, as opposed to the table behind it. Classic magician trick - old as the hills.

B.A._Baracus · 06-08-2014 01:32AM

Ficheall wrote: »

I think I see what's happened here, OP.
If you look at Figure 1, on the table behind the newly opened bag of "Chicken Chunks", lies an inconspicuous elastic band. Then, at some point - presumably while you're lining up the shot for Figure 2, it sneaks off, and then by the time you've moved on to Figure 3, the elastic band has made its way into your hand. And so, it has tricked you into thinking that it came from the bag of Chicken Chunks, as opposed to the table behind it. Classic magician trick - old as the hills.

You really have too much time on your hands

:pac:

kneemos · 06-08-2014 02:16AM

Be more surprised if you find any chicken in there.

Aldi Frozen 'Chicken Chunks' ... Now with free elastic band

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