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Aldi Frozen 'Chicken Chunks' ... Now with free elastic band

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    #62
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,763 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Gone Drinking wrote: »
    Just FYI, your butthole looks like a balloon knot

    Or, if it doesn't already, it will once those "chicken chunks" start coming out the other end!!!!! :eek:


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    #63
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Now you know why those chunks taste like rubber!

    What a crap name, chicken chunks. Sounds like a bag of chicken puke.


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    #64
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Found a large blade in the middle of a sliced pan before. I forget what we got when we told them about it, loads of bread?! Could have cut a finger off sticking your hand in the bag. We were lucky


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    #65
    Bog Standard User
    Registered Users Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Bog Standard User


    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    Your thumb looks strange.


    The weirdest thing I found was love, when I opened my heart.


    *pukes violently*

    i was expecting ba_baracus to be black. he was when he was part of the A-Team... maybe he has the same plastic surgeon micheal jackson had


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    #66
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Had some of these today... Thought they were nice...

    Mmmm, elastic.


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    #67
    joe stodge
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    _Redzer_ wrote: »
    When the fúck was the last time you sat down and said, "hmmm I would love some chunky chicken right now"

    About 20 minutes ago.


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    #68
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Maybe the elastic band was provided so you can close up the bag after use?


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    #69
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,215 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I once found a button baked into a ginger nut.
    And I once opened a pack of sponge fingers and there was a live polar bear inside.

    One of these things is a lie.


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    #70
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Or, if it doesn't already, it will once those "chicken chunks" start coming out the other end!!!!! :eek:

    More like a broken catflap I'd say.


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    #71
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    I found a dildo in my tic tacs


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    #72
    mayobumblebee
    Registered Users Posts: 236 ✭✭mayobumblebee


    i kept finding chiqatees in my wheelies or something like that years ago, the solution they had, send me more of the same crisps, was ongoing for a while. I got a lot of free crisps out of that one.


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    #73
    sheesh
    Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭sheesh


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Nuggets?

    There is a hierarchy of dip-able chicken products:

    Tenders / Goujons > Wings > Nuggets > Chunks > scrapings > chicken sh*t

    now now arthur the mechanically recovered meat council does good work


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    #74
    sheesh
    Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭sheesh


    I have to start looking more closely at the stuff I'm eating.

    and go to bed....


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    #75
    Pablodreamsofnew
    Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    I once found a fly, a hair and a piece of nail, plastic and a bit of tooth.

    I've stopped eating processed food!!

    Did you eat the nuggets or what?


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    #76
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    So I bought some Aldi Chicken Chunks earlier and was feeling a bit peckish. So I cut open the packet to put some on when I find a suprise... An elastic band. I uploaded pictures to this post :p

    Such a weird thing to find. Like, it's not grossest of things. Not like a big long hair. Only an elastic band. But still... shouldnt be there :p

    So whats the weirdest thing you ever found opening something up?

    Those Germans are so efficient, the idea is, after force feeding yourself with the chunks, you put the elastic band round your throat to keep them down. One size fits all....


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