Aldi Frozen 'Chicken Chunks' ... Now with free elastic band

B.A._Baracus

So I bought some Aldi Chicken Chunks earlier and was feeling a bit peckish. So I cut open the packet to put some on when I find a suprise... An elastic band. I uploaded pictures to this post

Such a weird thing to find. Like, it's not grossest of things. Not like a big long hair. Only an elastic band. But still... shouldnt be there

So whats the weirdest thing you ever found opening something up?

Hotfail.com

Your thumb looks strange.


The weirdest thing I found was love, when I opened my heart.


*pukes violently*

Dermighty

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

So I bought some Aldi Chicken Chunks earlier and was feeling a bit peckish. So I cut open the packet to put some on when I find a suprise... An elastic band. I uploaded pictures to this post

Such a weird thing to find. Like, it's not grossest of things. Not like a big long hair. Only an elastic band. But still... shouldnt be there

So whats the weirdest thing you ever found opening something up?

Chicken sphincter?

B.A._Baracus

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Your thumb looks strange.

Why thank you :pac:

corner of hells

I hate to be the one to tell you this , but thats not an elastic band , but thats the Ebola virus.

B.A._Baracus

corner of hells wrote: »

I hate to be the one to tell you this , but thats not an elastic band , but thats the Ebola virus.

So... you are telling me you don't want some of my Chicken Chunks? ... fine :mad: I'll keep them for myself.

sashafierce

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How Soon Is Now

When im hungry ''Chicken chunks'' is the last thing that comes into my head :pac:

Kovu

I found a live maggot in a bag of Wheelies when I was young. My mother sent it back and a guy out from the company came to our house to apologise and gave us two boxes of Tayto:eek:

Enjoy your crisps folks:cool:

corner of hells

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

So... you are telling me you don't want some of my Chicken Chunks? ... fine :mad: I'll keep them for myself.

Im being honest , the other fcukers are just trying to humour you.

fleet_admiral

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

So I bought some Aldi Chicken Chunks earlier and was feeling a bit peckish. So I cut open the packet to put some on when I find a suprise... An elastic band. I uploaded pictures to this post

Such a weird thing to find. Like, it's not grossest of things. Not like a big long hair. Only an elastic band. But still... shouldnt be there

So whats the weirdest thing you ever found opening something up?

Heh heh heh

Ihatecuddles

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

When im hungry ''Chicken chunks'' is the last thing that comes into my head :pac:

Mmmm chunks

_Redzer_

When the fúck was the last time you sat down and said, "hmmm I would love some chunky chicken right now"

Mountainsandh

I once found a large piece of wood in cat food, like a massive splinter from a pallet or something.
Wrote to Whiskas or whatever brand it was and got lots of vouchers and food samples with a letter of apology.

leeroybrown

A friend once found a hypodermic syringe in a packet of a popular confectionary brand. The idiot just binned the packet and didn't report the contamination to the manufacturer who would definitely like to have known. He missed out on a lot of free sweets!

Duggy747

The elastic band will probably count as your "salad" in comparison to whatever bits of chicken were left and compiled to make those......chunks.

corner of hells

mauzo! wrote: »

Mmmm chunks

I was in Baldonnel air base years ago , some of the food in the canteens was chunks .Brown flavoured chunks , hot chunks , chunks with chips , chunks with chunks.

The only place I ate where I didn't know what type of food it was.

RobbingBandit

RobbingBandit looks at his Marks and Spencer Cooked and Ready to Eat Chicken Breasts, sure they cost over €10 for 4 but god damn it there ain't no elastic bands round these parts, God Save The Queen...

SweetChaos

where is the elastic band in the pic with the visible nuggets? :mad:

B.A._Baracus

Duggy747 wrote: »

The elastic band will probably count as your "salad" in comparison to whatever bits of chicken were left and compiled to make those......chunks.

Oh I agree.
But see that last burger you had? ... That was the same :pac:

B.A._Baracus

SweetChaos wrote: »

where is the elastic band in the pic with the visible nuggets? :mad:

Sorry for not busting out the tripod and creating a movie with a score that would make Hans Zimmer cream his pants :pac:

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Your thumb looks strange.

His thumb?? Fcuk his thumb. Did you not see his ginormous ring finger??

How long exactly have you been eating this "chicken" B.A?

B.A._Baracus

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

His thumb?? Fcuk his thumb. Did you not see his ginormous ring finger??

How long exactly have you been eating this "chicken" B.A?

... Are you asking me out on a date? :pac:

SweetChaos

Whats that sauce there you are using for dipping the nuggets?

ardle1

http://oi61.tinypic.com/2eamds4.jpg

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

I once found a wing nut in a large pack of Manhatten Popcorn.

I was with all my mates and when I showed them, they told me to fcuk off messing

Hotfail.com

I bought some Hunky Dorys Buffalo a few years ago and there were 4 flavour cubes inside. My friend dares me to eat one and I did.. They're really really mank

qwabercd

Mountainsandh wrote: »

I once found a large piece of wood in cat food, like a massive splinter from a pallet or something.
Wrote to Whiskas or whatever brand it was and got lots of vouchers and food samples with a letter of apology.

That free cat food must have tasted even better.

Ficheall

I think I see what's happened here, OP.
If you look at Figure 1, on the table behind the newly opened bag of "Chicken Chunks", lies an inconspicuous elastic band. Then, at some point - presumably while you're lining up the shot for Figure 2, it sneaks off, and then by the time you've moved on to Figure 3, the elastic band has made its way into your hand. And so, it has tricked you into thinking that it came from the bag of Chicken Chunks, as opposed to the table behind it. Classic magician trick - old as the hills.

B.A._Baracus

Ficheall wrote: »

I think I see what's happened here, OP.
If you look at Figure 1, on the table behind the newly opened bag of "Chicken Chunks", lies an inconspicuous elastic band. Then, at some point - presumably while you're lining up the shot for Figure 2, it sneaks off, and then by the time you've moved on to Figure 3, the elastic band has made its way into your hand. And so, it has tricked you into thinking that it came from the bag of Chicken Chunks, as opposed to the table behind it. Classic magician trick - old as the hills.

You really have too much time on your hands :pac:

kneemos

Be more surprised if you find any chicken in there.

whirlpool

There's probably more chicken in the elastic band than in the chunks in fairness.

snowbabe

Piece of a cows eyelash attached to skin in pot noodles!!!!

Sir Osis of Liver.

Im sure it will taste fine when its deep fried.

BeerWolf

Glass... and it was already when I was eating it, whatever it was that I ate [was years ago]...

Sir Osis of Liver.

Found a Crane Fly(flying daddylonglegs )in a McDonalds meal once.
Brought it up to complain as there were legs and wings scattered among the fries and the little bitch behind the counter accused me of putting him there.
So fcuking disgusted I just threw the lot on the counter and walked out.
I could have demanded a replacement or to see the manager but didn't have the stomach for it after swallowing insect wings.

Sinister Kid

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

So whats the weirdest thing you ever found opening something up?

I know a few people who find their emotions when they open a bottle of vodka... :rolleyes:

Riesen_Meal

Found a spider in a milky bar when I was a kid, lots of free Nestlé stuff for my troubles....

Also found what looked like a bullet shaped bit of metal in a mars bar as a child, lots of free stuff for that also...

Most recently got a box of Scottish shortbread, the packaging was melted to the food and had these chunks of sugar melded to it, got a cheque for 10 pounds sterling for that one!

degrassinoel

BeerWolf wrote: »

Glass... and it was already when I was eating it, whatever it was that I ate [was years ago]...

same here and years ago too - tin of KVI brand spaghetti from either GIANT or Crazy Prices - brought it back and they sent out a massive hamper of awesome stuff with no glass it in.

There was enough glass in the tin to easily do serious damage or kill someone.

Hoop66

Fieldog wrote: »

Most recently got a box of Scottish shortbread, the packaging was melted to the food and had these chunks of sugar melded to it, got a cheque for 10 pounds sterling for that one!

Well, if you're looking for investement advice...

BeerWolf

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

didn't have the stomach for it after swallowing insect wings.

The Future!

Bon appetite

Arthur Beesley

SweetChaos wrote: »

Whats that sauce there you are using for dipping the nuggets?

Nuggets?

There is a hierarchy of dip-able chicken products:

Tenders / Goujons > Wings > Nuggets > Chunks > scrapings > chicken sh*t

Dia1988

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Nuggets?

There is a hierarchy of dip-able chicken products:

Tenders / Goujons > Wings > Nuggets > Chunks > scrapings > chicken sh*t

I found a twig in a packet of Tesco Value peanuts that cost 87 cents.

Im ashamed to say that a year later I got compensated financially for it, but I was too afraid to spend it I donated it to a charity cycle

Riesen_Meal

My friend got a 20 box of JP Blue with a 16 in it, perfect box, she got 40 smokes back, at least they will kill her eventually... :P

Annasopra

Now you know what the chicken chunks are made of

barleybooley

I know I'm probably leaving myself vulnerable to further questioning here but I think I would get sick on the spot if I found an elastic band in food. I'm absolutely disgusted by balloons and elastic bands and would have to paid a fortune to touch one. If I'm ever somewhere where they have balloons up I can feel my stomach churning and need to leave ASAP lest one falls on me. Just bleugh.

BeerWolf

barleybooley wrote: »

I know I'm probably leaving myself vulnerable to further questioning here but I think I would get sick on the spot if I found an elastic band in food. I'm absolutely disgusted by balloons and elastic bands and would have to paid a fortune to touch one. If I'm ever somewhere where they have balloons up I can feel my stomach churning and need to leave ASAP lest one falls on me. Just bleugh.

So what's your opinion on airheaded people then?

Irish Guitarist

I was eating some Bombay mix once when I bit something hard. I took whatever it was I had bitten out of my mouth and saw that it was a stone. I was lucky I didn't break my teeth on it.

Aglomerado

BeerWolf wrote: »

The Future!

Bon appetite

Crunchy. :cool:

Sir Osis of Liver.

barleybooley wrote: »

I know I'm probably leaving myself vulnerable to further questioning here but I think I would get sick on the spot if I found an elastic band in food. I'm absolutely disgusted by balloons and elastic bands and would have to paid a fortune to touch one. If I'm ever somewhere where they have balloons up I can feel my stomach churning and need to leave ASAP lest one falls on me. Just bleugh.

Unprotected much?

Hotfail.com

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I was eating some Bombay mix once when I bit something hard. I took whatever it was I had bitten out of my mouth and saw that it was a stone. I was lucky I didn't break my teeth on it.

Should have complained! They'd send you free stuff! :pac: