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Aldi Frozen 'Chicken Chunks' ... Now with free elastic band

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    #32
    whirlpool
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    There's probably more chicken in the elastic band than in the chunks in fairness.


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    #33
    snowbabe
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭snowbabe


    Piece of a cows eyelash attached to skin in pot noodles!!!!


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    #34
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Im sure it will taste fine when its deep fried.


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    #35
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Glass... and it was already when I was eating it, whatever it was that I ate [was years ago]... :(


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    #36
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Found a Crane Fly(flying daddylonglegs )in a McDonalds meal once.
    Brought it up to complain as there were legs and wings scattered among the fries and the little bitch behind the counter accused me of putting him there.
    So fcuking disgusted I just threw the lot on the counter and walked out.
    I could have demanded a replacement or to see the manager but didn't have the stomach for it after swallowing insect wings.


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    #37
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »

    So whats the weirdest thing you ever found opening something up?


    I know a few people who find their emotions when they open a bottle of vodka... :rolleyes:


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    #38
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Found a spider in a milky bar when I was a kid, lots of free Nestlé stuff for my troubles....

    Also found what looked like a bullet shaped bit of metal in a mars bar as a child, lots of free stuff for that also...

    Most recently got a box of Scottish shortbread, the packaging was melted to the food and had these chunks of sugar melded to it, got a cheque for 10 pounds sterling for that one!


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    #39
    degrassinoel
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    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Glass... and it was already when I was eating it, whatever it was that I ate [was years ago]... :(

    same here and years ago too - tin of KVI brand spaghetti from either GIANT or Crazy Prices - brought it back and they sent out a massive hamper of awesome stuff with no glass it in.

    There was enough glass in the tin to easily do serious damage or kill someone.


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    #40
    Hoop66
    Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Most recently got a box of Scottish shortbread, the packaging was melted to the food and had these chunks of sugar melded to it, got a cheque for 10 pounds sterling for that one!

    Well, if you're looking for investement advice...


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    #41
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    didn't have the stomach for it after swallowing insect wings.



    The Future!

    Bon appetite ;)


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    #42
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    SweetChaos wrote: »
    Whats that sauce there you are using for dipping the nuggets?

    Nuggets?

    There is a hierarchy of dip-able chicken products:

    Tenders / Goujons > Wings > Nuggets > Chunks > scrapings > chicken sh*t


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    #43
    Dia1988
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    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Nuggets?

    There is a hierarchy of dip-able chicken products:

    Tenders / Goujons > Wings > Nuggets > Chunks > scrapings > chicken sh*t

    I found a twig in a packet of Tesco Value peanuts that cost 87 cents.

    Im ashamed to say that a year later I got compensated financially for it, but I was too afraid to spend it I donated it to a charity cycle


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    #44
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    My friend got a 20 box of JP Blue with a 16 in it, perfect box, she got 40 smokes back, at least they will kill her eventually... :P


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    #45
    Annasopra
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    Now you know what the chicken chunks are made of

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #46
    barleybooley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭barleybooley


    I know I'm probably leaving myself vulnerable to further questioning here but I think I would get sick on the spot if I found an elastic band in food. I'm absolutely disgusted by balloons and elastic bands and would have to paid a fortune to touch one. If I'm ever somewhere where they have balloons up I can feel my stomach churning and need to leave ASAP lest one falls on me. Just bleugh.


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    #47
    BeerWolf
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    barleybooley wrote: »
    I know I'm probably leaving myself vulnerable to further questioning here but I think I would get sick on the spot if I found an elastic band in food. I'm absolutely disgusted by balloons and elastic bands and would have to paid a fortune to touch one. If I'm ever somewhere where they have balloons up I can feel my stomach churning and need to leave ASAP lest one falls on me. Just bleugh.

    So what's your opinion on airheaded people then?


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    #48
    Irish Guitarist
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    I was eating some Bombay mix once when I bit something hard. I took whatever it was I had bitten out of my mouth and saw that it was a stone. I was lucky I didn't break my teeth on it.


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    #49
    Aglomerado
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    BeerWolf wrote: »


    The Future!

    Bon appetite ;)

    Crunchy. :cool:


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    #50
    Sir Osis of Liver.
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    barleybooley wrote: »
    I know I'm probably leaving myself vulnerable to further questioning here but I think I would get sick on the spot if I found an elastic band in food. I'm absolutely disgusted by balloons and elastic bands and would have to paid a fortune to touch one. If I'm ever somewhere where they have balloons up I can feel my stomach churning and need to leave ASAP lest one falls on me. Just bleugh.

    Unprotected much?


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    #51
    Hotfail.com
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    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    I was eating some Bombay mix once when I bit something hard. I took whatever it was I had bitten out of my mouth and saw that it was a stone. I was lucky I didn't break my teeth on it.

    Should have complained! They'd send you free stuff! :pac:


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    #52
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Unprotected much?

    This is his excuse card ;)


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    #53
    Larianne
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    The elastic band is a gentle reminder that you'll be on your way to a gastric band if you keep eating processed crap like that B.A.


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    #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I found a bacon fry in a big of popcorn. Also from aldi


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    #55
    jimgoose
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    That stuff looks like Alien Foetus! Ewwwww!! :pac:


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    #56
    eisenberg1
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    Did you ever blow chunks?


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    #57
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Did you ever blow chunks?

    You don't want to know the visual images in my head right now. :o


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    #58
    LizzieJones
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    Hotfail.com wrote: »
    Should have complained! They'd send you free stuff! :pac:

    Like more elastic bands!! :p


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    #59
    Aglomerado
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    jimgoose wrote: »
    That stuff looks like Alien Foetus! Ewwwww!! :pac:

    Somwhere in a galaxy far away, an alien is going "Eeeeew" at a picture of a foetus and saying "That looks like chicken chunks!"


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    #60
    eisenberg1
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    LizzieJones wrote: »
    You don't want to know the visual images in my head right now. :o

    I had a dog called "Chunks":D


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    #61
    Gone Drinking
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    barleybooley wrote: »
    I know I'm probably leaving myself vulnerable to further questioning here but I think I would get sick on the spot if I found an elastic band in food. I'm absolutely disgusted by balloons and elastic bands and would have to paid a fortune to touch one. If I'm ever somewhere where they have balloons up I can feel my stomach churning and need to leave ASAP lest one falls on me. Just bleugh.

    Just FYI, your butthole looks like a balloon knot


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