Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

eisenberg1 · 29-07-2014 12:23PM

ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »

People who write 'k' instead of 'ok'. At what stage was the o removed? And how lazy do you have to be to omit it? Was the abbreviation from okay not enough? Starting to sound like Abe Simpson here

Bearing in mind, that the word is okay..................

LynnGrace · 29-07-2014 12:29PM

czechlin wrote: »

People playing music on the bus on their phone (or another device). And the chap's choice this morning was extremely bad, it sounded like an indian pop crossed with angry meowing cat. It was like a drill in my head. Fcuk off, get headphones or get off the bus you selfish pr1ck!!!!! :mad:

I've come close to grabbing a phone, in that situation, and flinging it out the nearest window. I wouldn't actually do it, but I have been sorely tempted at times. It always sounds like absolute sh1t, the stuff that these people decide to 'share' with their unfortunate fellow commuters. :mad:

Barely There · 29-07-2014 12:31PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Bearing in mind, that the word is okay..................

The actual proper phrase is Obtorto Kalatera which is Greek meaning "That's all right with me"

czechlin · 29-07-2014 12:31PM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

You know that's kinda got a ring to it.

It's actually Armani Attitude though, just in the interests of full disclosure. :P

I was just going to say that

Hmm, Armani fragrances usually smell lovely...:o

czechlin · 29-07-2014 12:33PM

Fruit & Nut Mix = a few nuts with sh1t load of raisins

I don't mind raisins but enough is enough. This is just wrong.

Pumpkinseeds · 29-07-2014 12:35PM

czechlin wrote: »

Fruit & Nut Mix = a few nuts with sh1t load of raisins

I don't mind raisins but enough is enough. This is just wrong.

They put too many brazil nuts in too. My husband hates them so I end up with mostly raisins and brazil nuts.

osarusan · 29-07-2014 12:38PM

czechlin wrote: »

Fruit & Nut Mix = a few nuts with sh1t load of raisins

I don't mind raisins but enough is enough. This is just wrong.

Here in Japan, some companies sell bags of 'mixed nuts'. Great, except the bags are half full of this sh!t.

Giant corn is not a nut you bastards.

czechlin · 29-07-2014 12:40PM

osarusan wrote: »

Here in Japan, some companies sell bags of 'mixed nuts'. Great, except the bags are half full of this sh!t.

Giant corn is not a nut you bastards.

That made my day. Sorry osarusan but hahahahahahahaha, thanks for the laugh!

OldNotWIse · 29-07-2014 12:50PM

Unrequited lust

OldNotWIse · 29-07-2014 12:53PM

LynnGrace wrote: »

I'd kill her...well maybe not, but I'd be near to doing it. How come some people don't know even the most basic of basic manners!

Eugh, people who do a sweep of their upper teeth on both sides after eating

eisenberg1 · 29-07-2014 01:03PM

Barely There wrote: »

The actual proper phrase is Obtorto Kalatera which is Greek meaning "That's all right with me"

Well, that's told me:D

But, to be fair, that is in Greek

Joya · 29-07-2014 01:05PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Unrequited lust

know exactly what you're talkin' about

Mr. CooL ICE · 29-07-2014 02:04PM

Work colleagues looking at your dinner plate in disgust because you are eating green vegetables. They're vegetables, not steaming piles of turds. **** sake, they taste nice if prepared properly and are 10x healthier than the same Spar roll you eat every single fcuking day.

fussyonion · 29-07-2014 02:08PM

Work colleagues looking at my lunch when I'm eating. It's a Spar chicken fillet roll, ffs, not a steaming plate of turds.
And it's 100x tastier than the plate of green garden shoite you're eating.

MagicIRL · 29-07-2014 02:20PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Work colleagues looking at my lunch when I'm eating. It's a Spar chicken fillet roll, ffs, not a steaming plate of turds.
And it's 100x tastier than the plate of green garden shoite you're eating.

Ironic viewpoint for an onion! :pac:

Gongoozler · 29-07-2014 02:28PM

People who breathe through their nose, and it makes a whistling noise and they just continue. Gah

Buzz Killington the third · 29-07-2014 02:29PM

Pubes on a toilet seat!

fussyonion · 29-07-2014 02:30PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

People who breathe through their nose, and it makes a whistling noise and they just continue. Gah

This happens to me sometimes.
I've got rhinitis and it annoys me as much as it annoys you.

OldNotWIse · 29-07-2014 02:32PM

Being really hungry and looking forward to a feed then unexpected lunch with unrequited lust meaning gorging is not an option so end up feeling unfulfilled on two levels as opposed to what was just one

Maximus Alexander · 29-07-2014 02:35PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Being really hungry and looking forward to a feed then unexpected lunch with unrequited lust meaning gorging is not an option so end up feeling unfulfilled on two levels as opposed to what was just one

Do you know it's unrequited?

I'd say slip on a skirt and let it ride up the thigh a little as you bend your knee to pick something up, whilst looking over your shoulder with a suggestive wink.

If it was unrequited before, it probably won't be anymore.

jimgoose · 29-07-2014 02:35PM

LordChessington wrote: »

Work colleagues looking at your dinner plate in disgust because you are eating green vegetables. They're vegetables, not steaming piles of turds. **** sake, they taste nice if prepared properly and are 10x healthier than the same Spar roll you eat every single fcuking day.

What age are they, five?? Do most adults not have a portion of peas/parsnip/runner-beans or whatever with their medium-rare Sabre-Tooth Tiger??

Buzz Killington the third · 29-07-2014 02:36PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Being really hungry and looking forward to a feed then unexpected lunch with unrequited lust meaning gorging is not an option so end up feeling unfulfilled on two levels as opposed to what was just one

Think about the pubes on the toilet seat. It'll kill your appetite.

Joya · 29-07-2014 02:37PM

that this forum does not have all of these smileys but just a few : )

:frust: :s_a: :s_u: :s_c: :s_p: :s_dj: :ss1: :lolol: :kdp:

:0.6: :twak: :yawn2: :thumbdown: :thumbsup: :thumbup: :s_w: :ziga: :mellow: :ph34r: :wacko: :wub: :ph34er:
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:^_^: :huh: :mad: :puke: :evil: :rolf: :piggy: :fur:

:yucky: :wicked: :bee: :ohmy:

:sleep: :unsure: :blink: :dry: :happy:

:rant: :thumbd:

:cool: :whistle:

:nobles:

jimgoose · 29-07-2014 02:37PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Being really hungry and looking forward to a feed then unexpected lunch with unrequited lust meaning gorging is not an option so end up feeling unfulfilled on two levels as opposed to what was just one

You can buy me lunch and I'll slip on a frock for ya. A dacint bit of steak and I'm anybody's, dearie!

bronn · 29-07-2014 02:42PM

There are two ticking clocks in the house; one in the kitchen and one in the sitting room. Both ticks are noticeable when I'm in the house on my own and it's quiet. The ticks are not in sync. Kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room... I've tried stopping one and then the other and I've spent 15 bloody minutes trying to get clocks to synchronise their ticking.

This obsessive bullshít is why I'll be a raving loon by 40.

Joya · 29-07-2014 02:44PM

bronn wrote: »

There are two ticking clocks in the house; one in the kitchen and one in the sitting room. Both ticks are noticeable when I'm in the house on my own and it's quiet. The ticks are not in sync. Kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room... I've tried stopping one and then the other and I've spent 15 bloody minutes trying to get clocks to synchronise their ticking.

This obsessive bull**** is why I'll be a raving loon by 40.

try to make them async, perhaps its how you'd make them sync

Maximus Alexander · 29-07-2014 02:44PM

bronn wrote: »

There are two ticking clocks in the house; one in the kitchen and one in the sitting room. Both ticks are noticeable when I'm in the house on my own and it's quiet. The ticks are not in sync. Kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room... I've tried stopping one and then the other and I've spent 15 bloody minutes trying to get clocks to synchronise their ticking.

This obsessive bull**** is why I'll be a raving loon by 40.

You're wasting your time anyway, their seconds won't match, the chances of them staying synchronised are probably a million to one. Just feck one of them in the bin. Outside. Go digital. :pac:

jimgoose · 29-07-2014 02:45PM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

You're wasting your time anyway, their seconds won't match, the chances of them staying synchronised are probably a million to one. Just feck one of them in the bin. Outside. Go digital. :pac:

You know what they say - a person with one clock knows what time it is. A person with two or more is never sure.

OldNotWIse · 29-07-2014 02:47PM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Do you know it's unrequited?

I'd say slip on a skirt and let it ride up the thigh a little as you bend your knee to pick something up, whilst looking over your shoulder with a suggestive wink.

If it was unrequited before, it probably won't be anymore.

Oh God, there are so many things that could go wrong

Are you thinking something like this:

:P

bronn · 29-07-2014 02:47PM

jimgoose wrote: »

You know what they say - a person with one clock knows what time it is. A person with two or more is never sure.

Ah fer jaysus sake - do you know what I've now realised? My watch and both clocks are all different times. Is it 14:46? 14:47? Or 14:48ish?

gnnnnnnaaarrgrghhhh!!!

Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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