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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    People who write 'k' instead of 'ok'. At what stage was the o removed? And how lazy do you have to be to omit it? Was the abbreviation from okay not enough? Starting to sound like Abe Simpson here

    Bearing in mind, that the word is okay..................


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    czechlin wrote: »
    People playing music on the bus on their phone (or another device). And the chap's choice this morning was extremely bad, it sounded like an indian pop crossed with angry meowing cat. It was like a drill in my head. Fcuk off, get headphones or get off the bus you selfish pr1ck!!!!! :mad:

    I've come close to grabbing a phone, in that situation, and flinging it out the nearest window. I wouldn't actually do it, but I have been sorely tempted at times. It always sounds like absolute sh1t, the stuff that these people decide to 'share' with their unfortunate fellow commuters. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Bearing in mind, that the word is okay..................

    The actual proper phrase is Obtorto Kalatera which is Greek meaning "That's all right with me"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    You know that's kinda got a ring to it.

    It's actually Armani Attitude though, just in the interests of full disclosure. :P

    I was just going to say that :D
    Hmm, Armani fragrances usually smell lovely...:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Fruit & Nut Mix = a few nuts with sh1t load of raisins

    I don't mind raisins but enough is enough. This is just wrong.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    czechlin wrote: »
    Fruit & Nut Mix = a few nuts with sh1t load of raisins

    I don't mind raisins but enough is enough. This is just wrong.

    They put too many brazil nuts in too. My husband hates them so I end up with mostly raisins and brazil nuts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,887 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    czechlin wrote: »
    Fruit & Nut Mix = a few nuts with sh1t load of raisins

    I don't mind raisins but enough is enough. This is just wrong.

    Here in Japan, some companies sell bags of 'mixed nuts'. Great, except the bags are half full of this sh!t.

    Giant corn is not a nut you bastards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    osarusan wrote: »
    Here in Japan, some companies sell bags of 'mixed nuts'. Great, except the bags are half full of this sh!t.

    Giant corn is not a nut you bastards.

    That made my day. Sorry osarusan but hahahahahahahaha, thanks for the laugh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Unrequited lust :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    I'd kill her...well maybe not, but I'd be near to doing it. How come some people don't know even the most basic of basic manners!


    Eugh, people who do a sweep of their upper teeth on both sides after eating :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    The actual proper phrase is Obtorto Kalatera which is Greek meaning "That's all right with me"

    Well, that's told me:D

    But, to be fair, that is in Greek


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,365 ✭✭✭Joya


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Unrequited lust :(

    know exactly what you're talkin' about :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,863 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Work colleagues looking at your dinner plate in disgust because you are eating green vegetables. They're vegetables, not steaming piles of turds. **** sake, they taste nice if prepared properly and are 10x healthier than the same Spar roll you eat every single fcuking day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Work colleagues looking at my lunch when I'm eating. It's a Spar chicken fillet roll, ffs, not a steaming plate of turds.
    And it's 100x tastier than the plate of green garden shoite you're eating.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,902 ✭✭✭MagicIRL


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Work colleagues looking at my lunch when I'm eating. It's a Spar chicken fillet roll, ffs, not a steaming plate of turds.
    And it's 100x tastier than the plate of green garden shoite you're eating.

    Ironic viewpoint for an onion! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    People who breathe through their nose, and it makes a whistling noise and they just continue. Gah


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Pubes on a toilet seat!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    People who breathe through their nose, and it makes a whistling noise and they just continue. Gah

    :o This happens to me sometimes.
    I've got rhinitis and it annoys me as much as it annoys you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Being really hungry and looking forward to a feed then unexpected lunch with unrequited lust meaning gorging is not an option so end up feeling unfulfilled on two levels as opposed to what was just one :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Being really hungry and looking forward to a feed then unexpected lunch with unrequited lust meaning gorging is not an option so end up feeling unfulfilled on two levels as opposed to what was just one :(

    Do you know it's unrequited?

    I'd say slip on a skirt and let it ride up the thigh a little as you bend your knee to pick something up, whilst looking over your shoulder with a suggestive wink.

    If it was unrequited before, it probably won't be anymore.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,200 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Work colleagues looking at your dinner plate in disgust because you are eating green vegetables. They're vegetables, not steaming piles of turds. **** sake, they taste nice if prepared properly and are 10x healthier than the same Spar roll you eat every single fcuking day.

    What age are they, five?? Do most adults not have a portion of peas/parsnip/runner-beans or whatever with their medium-rare Sabre-Tooth Tiger?? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Being really hungry and looking forward to a feed then unexpected lunch with unrequited lust meaning gorging is not an option so end up feeling unfulfilled on two levels as opposed to what was just one :(
    Think about the pubes on the toilet seat. It'll kill your appetite.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,365 ✭✭✭Joya


    that this forum does not have all of these smileys but just a few : )

    :frust: :s_a: :s_u: :s_c: :s_p: :s_dj: :ss1: :lolol: :kdp: :cry::naughty: :0.6: :twak: :yawn2: :thumbdown: :thumbsup: :thumbup: :s_w: :ziga: :mellow: :ph34r: :wacko: :wub: :ph34er:
    -_- :lol: :P :o :^_^: :huh: :mad: :puke: :evil: :rolf: :piggy: :fur: :heart: :yucky: :wicked: :bee: :ohmy: ;) :sleep: :unsure: :blink: :dry: :happy: :):( :rant: :thumbd: :lol: :cool: :whistle: :D:blush: :nobles:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,200 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Being really hungry and looking forward to a feed then unexpected lunch with unrequited lust meaning gorging is not an option so end up feeling unfulfilled on two levels as opposed to what was just one :(

    You can buy me lunch and I'll slip on a frock for ya. A dacint bit of steak and I'm anybody's, dearie! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 482 ✭✭bronn


    There are two ticking clocks in the house; one in the kitchen and one in the sitting room. Both ticks are noticeable when I'm in the house on my own and it's quiet. The ticks are not in sync. Kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room... I've tried stopping one and then the other and I've spent 15 bloody minutes trying to get clocks to synchronise their ticking.

    This obsessive bullshít is why I'll be a raving loon by 40.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,365 ✭✭✭Joya


    bronn wrote: »
    There are two ticking clocks in the house; one in the kitchen and one in the sitting room. Both ticks are noticeable when I'm in the house on my own and it's quiet. The ticks are not in sync. Kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room... I've tried stopping one and then the other and I've spent 15 bloody minutes trying to get clocks to synchronise their ticking.

    This obsessive bull**** is why I'll be a raving loon by 40.

    try to make them async, perhaps its how you'd make them sync :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    bronn wrote: »
    There are two ticking clocks in the house; one in the kitchen and one in the sitting room. Both ticks are noticeable when I'm in the house on my own and it's quiet. The ticks are not in sync. Kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room, kitchen, sitting room... I've tried stopping one and then the other and I've spent 15 bloody minutes trying to get clocks to synchronise their ticking.

    This obsessive bull**** is why I'll be a raving loon by 40.

    You're wasting your time anyway, their seconds won't match, the chances of them staying synchronised are probably a million to one. Just feck one of them in the bin. Outside. Go digital. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,200 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    You're wasting your time anyway, their seconds won't match, the chances of them staying synchronised are probably a million to one. Just feck one of them in the bin. Outside. Go digital. :pac:

    You know what they say - a person with one clock knows what time it is. A person with two or more is never sure. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Do you know it's unrequited?

    I'd say slip on a skirt and let it ride up the thigh a little as you bend your knee to pick something up, whilst looking over your shoulder with a suggestive wink.

    If it was unrequited before, it probably won't be anymore.

    Oh God, there are so many things that could go wrong :(

    Are you thinking something like this:


    :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 482 ✭✭bronn


    jimgoose wrote: »
    You know what they say - a person with one clock knows what time it is. A person with two or more is never sure. :D
    Ah fer jaysus sake - do you know what I've now realised? My watch and both clocks are all different times. Is it 14:46? 14:47? Or 14:48ish?


    gnnnnnnaaarrgrghhhh!!!


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