Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

Paddy Cow · 11-07-2014 01:47AM

daysleeper wrote: »

Haha yeah eventually someone corrected her and she made a swift edit and no one said anything about it. She also added in a few more lyrics into her nice little 'song' at the end.

Here's a few more statuses from her, they seem to be addressed to particular people so I don't understand why she wouldn't use private messaging or whatever. It is feckin entertaining but I feel bad for her two young kids. She's only 21, has 2 kids, a different awful boyfriend every week and shares all her private drama all over Facebook. These are from a few days apart...-

At least you can read those statuses without needing a degree in cryptology.

Graham_B18C · 11-07-2014 02:00AM

"Stop Contactin Me Wit Sad Ass Crap About How Iv moved on. u Cudn Deal wit D Fact I Wern A Cheatin Ho So it Aint Your Business Any Mo! Leave me Alone!"

She likes to shake it up a bit as to where she pops in a capital!

Smidge · 11-07-2014 02:03AM

Graham_B18C wrote: »

"Stop Contactin Me Wit Sad Ass Crap About How Iv moved on. u Cudn Deal wit D Fact I Wern A Cheatin Ho So it Aint Your Business Any Mo! Leave me Alone!"

She likes to shake it up a bit as to where she pops in a capital!

That made my eyes hurt reading that

wildlifeboy · 11-07-2014 06:53AM

daysleeper wrote: »

Haha yeah eventually someone corrected her and she made a swift edit and no one said anything about it. She also added in a few more lyrics into her nice little 'song' at the end.

Here's a few more statuses from her, they seem to be addressed to particular people so I don't understand why she wouldn't use private messaging or whatever. It is feckin entertaining but I feel bad for her two young kids. She's only 21, has 2 kids, a different awful boyfriend every week and shares all her private drama all over Facebook. These are from a few days apart...-

is she hot?

pc7 · 11-07-2014 07:21AM

Daysleeper we should put her in contact with angst stalker boy from this thread, they'd be perfect together! Speaking of angst stalker boy we've had no updates in ages, I miss them, maybe he's been arrested.

cantdecide · 11-07-2014 10:46AM

"Urge to vaguebook; rising"

beakerjoe · 11-07-2014 11:59AM

Some one posted up a news article about a woman who walked free from court after stabbing a baby, one of the comments after it

"Ah we all do stupid things wen drunk an high on drugs, i know I did. it wud,b front page material id d poor baby wasn harmed. but unfortunatly this is teh case. , good to see no lastin damage to d kid an this gil changed her life round fo d better "

Invisible Monsters · 11-07-2014 12:01PM

Just because I borrowed your pogo stick when I was drunk does not mean I'm your friend Mr. Homeless man

IvyTheTerrible · 11-07-2014 12:01PM

beakerjoe wrote: »

Some one posted up a news article about a woman who walked free from court after stabbing a baby, one of the comments after it

"Ah we all do stupid things wen drunk an high on drugs, i know I did. it wud,b front page material id d poor baby wasn harmed. but unfortunatly this is teh case. , good to see no lastin damage to d kid an this gil changed her life round fo d better "

I really hope that commenter doesn't have kids!

shruikan2553 · 11-07-2014 12:04PM

beakerjoe wrote: »

Some one posted up a news article about a woman who walked free from court after stabbing a baby, one of the comments after it

"Ah we all do stupid things wen drunk an high on drugs, i know I did. it wud,b front page material id d poor baby wasn harmed. but unfortunatly this is teh case. , good to see no lastin damage to d kid an this gil changed her life round fo d better "

Why do so many people claim we all do stupid things when talking about others who did something illegal and endangered lives. I may have beat someone, stole their car, ran it into an orphanage and then required an armed response unit to take me down but sure doesn't it happen to all of us?

beakerjoe · 11-07-2014 12:06PM

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

I really hope that commenter doesn't have kids!

Oh he does. He has a Facebook persona. You know, on FB he is a nice guy and a great dad, yet in reality hes a coke fiend, drug dealing, agro nut job who would hop on ya in a bar for no reason at all.

Nice guy

MrVestek · 11-07-2014 12:08PM

Invisible Monsters wrote: »

Just because I borrowed your pogo stick when I was drunk does not mean I'm your friend Mr. Homeless man

You shagged a homeless man when you were drunk?!

DOOORRRTY!

shruikan2553 · 11-07-2014 06:31PM

when you havent heard from your boyfriend in 4 weeks no contact at all is rather weird. i havent felt like this since i was 16 when the guy went to the usa to see his sister ( but waking up during the night crying by gettin mean calls from a girl who says shes his wife ) i now know what true love really means now

When a guy has blocked you for 4 weeks take the hint.

Gerinspain · 13-07-2014 11:02AM

My cousin's daughter had a baby boy - his first grandson after 5 granddaughters. The OP here was a picture to congratulate him, these people are from London....

***** Walsh CONGRATULATIONSSSSS ****** ********* SOOOOOO PROUD OF YOU LIL SIS SOOOOOO PROUD XXXXXXXXXX
11 July at 08:41 · Like · 1

******* ********* ISN'T IT AMAZING WALSHEEEeeeee !!!! xxxxxx
11 July at 08:42 · Like · 2

***** Walsh OHHHH *****IEEEEEEE WHEN I READ YOUR POST MY HEART JERKED TEARS STARTING TO FLOW THEN I SEE MY BEAUTIFUL LIL SIS ****** IN MY HEAD AND STARTED DOING THE RUNNING MAN FOR YOU ALL ITS AMAZINGGGGGGG YESSSS ******* ********* I REPEAT IT AMAZINGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSS XXXXX
11 July at 09:34 · Like · 2

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~Aww..Congratz*xxxxxx*n*Fam*....,ThatzWonderfulNewz..!!.n'*Bud'D*..,U'Still'R'n'AlwayzWillBe'a'BIG'hearted°Nutta°.!!~♡~
11 July at 12:54 · Like · 2

***** Walsh HOW COULD I NOT GO CRAZZZZYYYY AT THIS FANTASTICKKKKKKKK NEWS BUD T IM SOOOOOOO OVER THE MOON WITH THIS NEWS I LOVE THIS FAMILY SOOOO MUCH THEYVE GOT ME WHERE I AM TODAY UNKNOWINGLY PS ORIGINAL NUTTAAAAA I DECLARE lol xxxxxxx
11 July at 14:39 · Like · 1

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~I'Know'n'CompletelyUnderstandThat*BabyGirl*...4'2'N'8'2'AvaNuva*Famo*ThatLovezYa'Like'U'WereTheirV.Own....~♡~*D•V•W•C*~♡~
11 July at 14:44 · Like · 1

HurtLocker · 13-07-2014 11:18AM

Anybody please text me : o

- Fcking Twat who I really should delete- Feeling bored.

Lisha · 13-07-2014 12:39PM

Gerinspain wrote: »

My cousin's daughter had a baby boy - his first grandson after 5 granddaughters. The OP here was a picture to congratulate him, these people are from London....

***** Walsh CONGRATULATIONSSSSS ****** ********* SOOOOOO PROUD OF YOU LIL SIS SOOOOOO PROUD XXXXXXXXXX
11 July at 08:41 · Like · 1

******* ********* ISN'T IT AMAZING WALSHEEEeeeee !!!! xxxxxx
11 July at 08:42 · Like · 2

***** Walsh OHHHH *****IEEEEEEE WHEN I READ YOUR POST MY HEART JERKED TEARS STARTING TO FLOW THEN I SEE MY BEAUTIFUL LIL SIS ****** IN MY HEAD AND STARTED DOING THE RUNNING MAN FOR YOU ALL ITS AMAZINGGGGGGG YESSSS ******* ********* I REPEAT IT AMAZINGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSS XXXXX
11 July at 09:34 · Like · 2

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~Aww..Congratz*xxxxxx*n*Fam*....,ThatzWonderfulNewz..!!.n'*Bud'D*..,U'Still'R'n'AlwayzWillBe'a'BIG'hearted°Nutta°.!!~♡~
11 July at 12:54 · Like · 2

***** Walsh HOW COULD I NOT GO CRAZZZZYYYY AT THIS FANTASTICKKKKKKKK NEWS BUD T IM SOOOOOOO OVER THE MOON WITH THIS NEWS I LOVE THIS FAMILY SOOOO MUCH THEYVE GOT ME WHERE I AM TODAY UNKNOWINGLY PS ORIGINAL NUTTAAAAA I DECLARE lol xxxxxxx
11 July at 14:39 · Like · 1

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~I'Know'n'CompletelyUnderstandThat*BabyGirl*...4'2'N'8'2'AvaNuva*Famo*ThatLovezYa'Like'U'WereTheirV.Own....~♡~*D•V•W•C*~♡~
11 July at 14:44 · Like · 1

Am really hoping the 5 granddaughters got the same welcome!

If they did not these people are sad and mean.

TheChevron · 14-07-2014 10:54AM

Gerinspain wrote: »

My cousin's daughter had a baby boy - his first grandson after 5 granddaughters. The OP here was a picture to congratulate him, these people are from London....

***** Walsh CONGRATULATIONSSSSS ****** ********* SOOOOOO PROUD OF YOU LIL SIS SOOOOOO PROUD XXXXXXXXXX
11 July at 08:41 · Like · 1

******* ********* ISN'T IT AMAZING WALSHEEEeeeee !!!! xxxxxx
11 July at 08:42 · Like · 2

***** Walsh OHHHH *****IEEEEEEE WHEN I READ YOUR POST MY HEART JERKED TEARS STARTING TO FLOW THEN I SEE MY BEAUTIFUL LIL SIS ****** IN MY HEAD AND STARTED DOING THE RUNNING MAN FOR YOU ALL ITS AMAZINGGGGGGG YESSSS ******* ********* I REPEAT IT AMAZINGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSS XXXXX
11 July at 09:34 · Like · 2

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~Aww..Congratz*xxxxxx*n*Fam*....,ThatzWonderfulNewz..!!.n'*Bud'D*..,U'Still'R'n'AlwayzWillBe'a'BIG'hearted°Nutta°.!!~♡~
11 July at 12:54 · Like · 2

***** Walsh HOW COULD I NOT GO CRAZZZZYYYY AT THIS FANTASTICKKKKKKKK NEWS BUD T IM SOOOOOOO OVER THE MOON WITH THIS NEWS I LOVE THIS FAMILY SOOOO MUCH THEYVE GOT ME WHERE I AM TODAY UNKNOWINGLY PS ORIGINAL NUTTAAAAA I DECLARE lol xxxxxxx
11 July at 14:39 · Like · 1

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~I'Know'n'CompletelyUnderstandThat*BabyGirl*...4'2'N'8'2'AvaNuva*Famo*ThatLovezYa'Like'U'WereTheirV.Own....~♡~*D•V•W•C*~♡~
11 July at 14:44 · Like · 1

4'2'N'8'2'AvaNuva

That's feckin' genius.

implausible · 14-07-2014 11:00AM

TheChevron wrote: »

4'2'N'8'2'AvaNuva

That's feckin' genius.

Translation?

dee_mc · 14-07-2014 11:01AM

implausible wrote: »

Translation?

Something along the lines of 'fortunate to have another family that loves you like one of their own'

implausible · 14-07-2014 11:02AM

dee_mc wrote: »

Something along the lines of 'fortunate to have another family that loves you like one of their own'

Oh my jesus, looks like compass directions or something :eek:

NormalBob Ubiquitypants · 15-07-2014 11:03AM

His daughter got married.

"Let me tell you a thing or two about my ****. She is fearless, her only kryptonite was Love. She concurred that today. She has never been afraid to speak you mind, to travel the world or take on more task then three woman can handle. She is Wonder Woman and Eddie is her Superman. Eddie was able to break down her defenses, and show her the wonders of Love. As much as I love Eddie and his boys,( my new grandsons ) ***** and ***, Eddie will always be the one that stole my Little Baby Girl and for that I say EERRR EDDIE. I Love you both and as wonderful as today was I hope that everyday keeps getting better and better."

NormalBob Ubiquitypants · 15-07-2014 11:03AM

His daughter got married.

"Let me tell you a thing or two about my ****. She is fearless, her only kryptonite was Love. She concurred that today. She has never been afraid to speak you mind, to travel the world or take on more task then three woman can handle. She is Wonder Woman and Eddie is her Superman. Eddie was able to break down her defenses, and show her the wonders of Love. As much as I love Eddie and his boys,( my new grandsons ) ***** and ***, Eddie will always be the one that stole my Little Baby Girl and for that I say EERRR EDDIE. I Love you both and as wonderful as today was I hope that everyday keeps getting better and better."

Muise... · 15-07-2014 11:09AM

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

His daughter got married.

"Let me tell you a thing or two about my ****. She is fearless, her only kryptonite was Love. She concurred that today. She has never been afraid to speak you mind, to travel the world or take on more task then three woman can handle. She is Wonder Woman and Eddie is her Superman. Eddie was able to break down her defenses, and show her the wonders of Love. As much as I love Eddie and his boys,( my new grandsons ) ***** and ***, Eddie will always be the one that stole my Little Baby Girl and for that I say EERRR EDDIE. I Love you both and as wonderful as today was I hope that everyday keeps getting better and better."

I can't be the only one who read **** as **** and spluttered over what followed... can I? :pac:

Kaycee2 · 15-07-2014 11:15AM

Seen one recently

' I'm sick of seeing a certain person bitching and moaning about people on this and never saying who it is there talking about tryna make everyone guess who there talking about'

Eh so you'd never do that yourself so....

Axel Lamp · 15-07-2014 03:19PM

i am the luckiest man on the planet il tell ye why my birthday is this sunday and after a trip to the doctors and find out that i must head for a&e i said i be grand plus it a waist of a hundred euro but then my lovely wife to be xxxx says jesus thats it i got it says i what says xxxx il get you a gift voucher for a&e cause i dont know what to get ya haha best pressie ever

Phucking idiot

Fiolina · 15-07-2014 04:44PM

There's a bloke on one of the FB sites that I'm a member of offering to make a "profesional webstie" (website)for your busienss.

There are four or five other glaringly obvious spelling mistakes in his ad. He has the ad up on a couple of different sites and nobody has pulled him up on it