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coolhull · 08-07-2014 11:02PM

'' Garth's concerts cancelled...and The Thunder Rolls ''

sligojoek · 08-07-2014 11:37PM

Average looking girl posts a picture of herself in a new dress and all her mates go:

Swit swoo

Twit whoo

Swit swoo.

Stunning hun.

OMG If I was a fella I'd ride you

ETC.

F*ck off

shruikan2553 · 08-07-2014 11:43PM

Someone put up a picture saying how 3.5 million are watching the world cup but nobody is watching syria. Tempted to ask what channel its on.

daysleeper · 09-07-2014 12:04AM

I'm facebook friends with this girl that's just so thick, I know that's a terrible thing to say about someone but she really is. When I heard about the Garth Brooks fiasco earlier I was a little bit excited just to see what ridiculous ramblings she'd have written about it since she writes about 50 statuses a day so I knew it'd feature in there somewhere.

Gareth Gates cancelled they think the residents have a problem with Gareth Gates... Well Sepultura are coming! they won't cancel for ****! Giant metal band! 5-8 gigs lined up!! Gonna wish you let Gareth Gates play and ya saved your protest.... Residents knew what they were in for when they built it so now its build they ain't gonna not use the place!! Croke park should send them all ear plugs and a letter giving them a percentage off ticket prices.... I can imagine Sepultura knocking at all the doors of the residents or holding a meeting where they tell them to go **** themselves and a protest from all the metalheads in Ireland and UK traveling over for it which would be more then any of the residents combined and Sepultura writing a lovely song and playing it loud enough for the residents to hear along the lines of " **** you! we came, we'll stay. **** you, its our gig we'll play! **** you! If you don't like it move the **** away! **** you! Sound proof your homes! cause we rock louder then your bitchy moans. ****ity do, we're gonna stay just for you! Fukity do, we're gonna fuuuuuuuucking stay so not a thing you can do" I'll help them write it if they let me on stage! Haha...

Gareth Gates was an X Factor contestant about 10 years ago and the Sepultura thing she's ranting about I think was a joke made by that Waterford Whisperers joke news site, went right over her head. Also, her stepdad commented:

Well said ur right in what ur saying would love to see u on stage be cool think u have a career in politics ahead if u wanted u have a way with words I'd vote for u if u did xxx

Ha!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 09-07-2014 12:16AM

Oh god. I #kantkope with the above status!

Politics!! The only person in the country who doesn't know the dudes name.

rawn · 09-07-2014 12:28AM

daysleeper wrote: »

I'm facebook friends with this girl that's just so thick, I know that's a terrible thing to say about someone but she really is. When I heard about the Garth Brooks fiasco earlier I was a little bit excited just to see what ridiculous ramblings she'd have written about it since she writes about 50 statuses a day so I knew it'd feature in there somewhere.

Gareth Gates was an X Factor contestant about 10 years ago and the Sepultura thing she's ranting about I think was a joke made by that Waterford Whisperers joke news site, went right over her head. Also, her stepdad commented:

Ha!

This is the best thing ever. Can we please please have a thread dedicated solely to dumb garth brooks related comments :pac:

SpoonJar JarSpoon · 09-07-2014 12:40AM

Brazilians used to have cool names like Ronaldo, Rivaldo Roberto Carlos and Ronaldiniho! Now the names are **** like Fred and Bernard sounds like a duo you'd have on the Morbegs or something

Kerplunk124 · 09-07-2014 12:54AM

Gareth Gates...jaysus:pac:

Wilberto · 09-07-2014 01:02AM

Kerplunk124 wrote: »

Gareth Gates...jaysus:pac:

I know! Does he even have enough songs to have a concert??

Jinonatron · 09-07-2014 03:05AM

Lots of comments about the Germany match this morning. This one stands out.

1 ov d most 1 sided games iv watchd ‪#‎haihitler‬

Osmosis Jones · 09-07-2014 04:15AM

"Don't paint me black when I used to be golden"

Accompanied by a black and white selfie.

09-07-2014 09:34AM

I. don't. know. how. to. use. the. spacebar. on. my. phone. but. if. I. hit. fullstop. it. puts. a. space. after. that.

leggo · 09-07-2014 09:50AM

Jinonatron wrote: »

Lots of comments about the Germany match this morning. This one stands out.

1 ov d most 1 sided games iv watchd ‪#‎haihitler‬

Hai Hitler! HA! If they'd have lost would they have said "Bai Hitler"?

PrettyBoy · 09-07-2014 12:09PM

daysleeper wrote: »

Gareth Gates was an X Factor contestant about 10 years ago

Did anyone point out the difference between Gareth Gates and Garth Brooks to her..?

Anonymagician · 09-07-2014 02:33PM

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

"Don't paint me black when I used to be golden"

Accompanied by a black and white selfie.

They're A Story So Far lyrics... Which brings us to another pet peeve of mine, selfies with lyrical captions so the poster looks uber deep and multi-faceted.

castletownman · 09-07-2014 05:38PM

"If your under 55 and bought a garth brookes (sic) ticket in the first place then congratulations... You are already a special kind of simpleton!"

shruikan2553 · 09-07-2014 09:58PM

"Hate anyone that's going to Macklemore tomorrow </3"

So do I but probably for a different reason. This is a person who thinks there will be no more concerts in Ireland after the Garth Brooks incident so not the highest of intelligence but can spell.

fussyonion · 09-07-2014 10:07PM

"Roll on satday n we be in the air girlos! off to ibiza to get lockos on dakaris an show the boyz wot we got heh heh hope d locals dont mind!"

"cnt cum quick enuff darling fat frogs b down d gob an the locals can kiss me hoop if dey start complainin-im on me holiers, dey shud go on holiers too,dey dont own the fkin place do dey"

Wompa1 · 09-07-2014 10:09PM

fussyonion wrote: »

"Roll on satday n we be in the air girlos! off to ibiza to get lockos on dakaris an show the boyz wot we got heh heh hope d locals dont mind!"

"cnt cum quick enuff darling fat frogs b down d gob an the locals can kiss me hoop if dey start complainin-im on me holiers, dey shud go on holiers too,dey dont own the fkin place do dey"

This one makes my heart sore

Lisha · 09-07-2014 10:11PM

Wompa1 wrote: »

This one makes my heart sore

Me too

........mailed ya Hun...

sashafierce · 10-07-2014 05:53PM

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exiledelbows · 10-07-2014 06:01PM

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Did anyone point out the difference between Gareth Gates and Garth Brooks to her..?

In fairness to her, at least she could spell.

fergie24 · 10-07-2014 11:17PM

fussyonion wrote: »

"Roll on satday n we be in the air girlos! off to ibiza to get lockos on dakaris an show the boyz wot we got heh heh hope d locals dont mind!"

"cnt cum quick enuff darling fat frogs b down d gob an the locals can kiss me hoop if dey start complainin-im on me holiers, dey shud go on holiers too,dey dont own the fkin place do dey"

I hope the locals will keep them there, for good.

shruikan2553 · 10-07-2014 11:44PM

"hhhhhhh you only hate meh because i called you a pedophile and . i ruined your chances of having a baby with a 13 year old dude your 21 grow up hahaha"

Wut?

Pawwed Rig · 10-07-2014 11:49PM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

i ruined your chances of having a baby with a 13 year old dude your 21 grow up hahaha

Prime example for the needs of punctuation. Did she want to have a baby with a 13 year old dude?

shruikan2553 · 10-07-2014 11:51PM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Prime example for the needs of punctuation. Did she want to have a baby with a 13 year old dude?

He already has a 21 year old who has grown up. How that is possible at the age of 13 I have no idea

EDIT: no wait. Its the woman who has the 21 year old. That makes far more sense.

Pawwed Rig · 10-07-2014 11:52PM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

He already has a 21 year old who has grown up. How that is possible at the age of 13 I have no idea

EDIT: no wait. Its the woman who has the 21 year old. That makes far more sense.

More confused now :pac:

shruikan2553 · 10-07-2014 11:54PM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

More confused now :pac:

I have no idea what is going on. Im afraid to ask

marcbrophy · 11-07-2014 12:07AM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

"hhhhhhh you only hate meh because i called you a pedophile and . i ruined your chances of having a baby with a 13 year old dude your 21 grow up hahaha"

Wut?

A bit of punctuation and I think this was meant to be the sentence:

"hhhhhhh you only hate me because I called you a paedophile and I ruined your chances of having a baby with a 13 year old. Dude you're 21, grow up hahaha"

Basically some 21 year old, trying to get with a 13 year old :pac:

daysleeper · 11-07-2014 01:22AM

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Did anyone point out the difference between Gareth Gates and Garth Brooks to her..?

Haha yeah eventually someone corrected her and she made a swift edit and no one said anything about it. She also added in a few more lyrics into her nice little 'song' at the end.

Here's a few more statuses from her, they seem to be addressed to particular people so I don't understand why she wouldn't use private messaging or whatever. It is feckin entertaining but I feel bad for her two young kids. She's only 21, has 2 kids, a different awful boyfriend every week and shares all her private drama all over Facebook. These are from a few days apart...-

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