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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭blinkey 101


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    From the spunkey monkey, where do you think:D

    Correct me if I'm wrong but I some how doubt she has a spunk monkey dangling between her scotch pegs ?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Colser wrote: »
    Thats her:D Just cant take to her .
    You obvisously havent seen her in leather trousers.

    I love Anne Hathaway, Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman. I wish they were the single mothers in my neighbourhood.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭blinkey 101


    honeygirl wrote: »
    Sorry to answer your question I don't know why he parks there and he doesn't seem to care:(

    Drop a handful of nails around his car do it discreetly kinda look up as your doing it while you whistling a Garth brooks tune .

    he might get the hint when hes driving off on four flat tyres !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Correct me if I'm wrong but I some how doubt she has a spunk monkey dangling between her scotch pegs ?


    I don't think I said she did......:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    My dog's internal GPS with respect to the park. No matter where we are, she has the park set as her destination. She'll try to pull me down side streets and different directions in order to get there. If I take a turn that's not on the prescribed route, she'll find the next best way to get there. I swear the little fuzzball is fecking re-calibrating each time! :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    No, I work in an office of 7 people, all adults, 3 of whom eat their food like toddlers. It makes me want to cut my ears off.


    If you're contemplating removal of sensory organs, the eyes might be a better bet and then you wont have to look at the food churning :P

    It is maddening though, did these people not have mothers? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    czechlin wrote: »
    Cover fcuking letters :mad:

    And job search.

    The whole lot actually :(
    Yes! I'm finding it all very demoralising. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Mayonnaise on your kebab, Madam?? :cool:

    Noooo! Not kebabs again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Noooo! Not kebabs again!

    And its not even Saturday night :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,902 ✭✭✭MagicIRL


    The faux quirky 'personality' people seem to be trying to convey.

    See: Youtube video bloggers or people who wear jumpers that say 'NERD' and 'GEEK'.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Ice Storm wrote: »
    Yes! I'm finding it all very demoralising. :(

    I know how you feel. And I'm only starting :(
    Good luck ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭honeygirl


    Drop a handful of nails around his car do it discreetly kinda look up as your doing it while you whistling a Garth brooks tune .

    he might get the hint when hes driving off on four flat tyres !!!


    He actually moved and I was able to get the car out but when I got home from the shops someone else had parked there and I had to park on the road again. People just don't think:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭honeygirl


    All the spunk jokes were very funny:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    honeygirl wrote: »
    He actually moved and I was able to get the car out but when I got home from the shops someone else had parked there and I had to park on the road again. People just don't think:confused:
    So rude! Are these people clueless?

    Would it be possible for you to block in the car that's blocking you? As in, park really close to it so the owner would have to call in to you to get you to move.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭honeygirl


    Ice Storm wrote: »
    So rude! Are these people clueless?

    Would it be possible for you to block in the car that's blocking you? As in, park really close to it so the owner would have to call in to you to get you to move.

    Looked out the window again and they are gone so I parked my car in front of my own driveway. Months can go by and no one blocks it and then we get a load of arseholes in one go, I suppose when they do it again I could park behind them but that might start trouble and I just don't have the heart for it at the moment. As it is I am coming across as a narky bitch:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Aggressive people in supermarkets. So, Mr P and I were in Dunnes earlier discussing what to get for dinner as he pushed the trolley, as you do, when this aul bat says 'you're welcome' as we passed by her in an aisle:confused: For what? You didn't stand aside to let us pass, we didn't acknowledge each other in any way, what, what the fcuk is your problem you mad frigging bint:confused::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    honeygirl wrote: »
    All the spunk jokes were very funny:P

    I like this girl, she's got spunk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭honeygirl


    Aggressive people in supermarkets. So, Mr P and I were in Dunnes earlier discussing what to get for dinner as he pushed the trolley, as you do, when this aul bat says 'you're welcome' as we passed by her in an aisle:confused: For what? You didn't stand aside to let us pass, we didn't acknowledge each other in any way, what, what the fcuk is your problem you mad frigging bint:confused::mad:

    The supermarket is full of aggressive old bats especially ones who seem to think they can skip queues. The other thing that pisses me off is they seem to have these mini trollies for children I got crashed into by one today. Jeekers when I think about it I am having a really bad day today maybe I should go to bed early:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭blinkey 101


    honeygirl wrote: »
    Looked out the window again and they are gone so I parked my car in front of my own driveway. Months can go by and no one blocks it and then we get a load of arseholes in one go, I suppose when they do it again I could park behind them but that might start trouble and I just don't have the heart for it at the moment. As it is I am coming across as a narky bitch:(

    No you're not you're dead righ if it was me he'd get a bucket of piss over his car !! A weeks worth left to ferment :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    honeygirl wrote: »
    The supermarket is full of aggressive old bats especially ones who seem to think they can skip ques. The other thing that pisses me off is they seem to have these mini trollies for children I got crashed into by one today. Jeekers when I think about it I am having a really bad day today maybe I should go to bed early:p

    Old bats are vicious especially when it comes to queues...no mercy whatsoever.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    honeygirl wrote: »
    Looked out the window again and they are gone so I parked my car in front of my own driveway. Months can go by and no one blocks it and then we get a load of arseholes in one go, I suppose when they do it again I could park behind them but that might start trouble and I just don't have the heart for it at the moment. As it is I am coming across as a narky bitch:(


    Quite the opposite you seem very patient imo...if that happened here guards and ambulance would be needed...:)

    Speaking of the sp*nk posts...there was a girl on Graham Norton in the red chair with a great story about a special kind of hair conditioner a few weeks ago..Ill say no more ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Colser wrote: »
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    Quite the opposite you seem very patient...

    Quite so. Many years ago we had a little problem with an arsehole who took to parking his car on our manhole cover. This was across the road (very rural setting, you understand) by where the actual pump-house and septic-tank arrangement is. This was completely unnecessary, as there is more space here than the Australian Outback.

    Dad, the Lord be good to the good and kind man, parked a huge Albion articulated low-loader, complete with a Caterpillar D9 bulldozer on it, along the length of Arsehole's frontage. He got the message after about ten days. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm in great humor all week, not one things got on my nerves in at least three days.


    That in itself is annoying me, that I'm turning into one of those cheerful people I despise


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    If you're contemplating removal of sensory organs, the eyes might be a better bet and then you wont have to look at the food churning :P

    It is maddening though, did these people not have mothers? :(

    Even thinking about it now makes my skin crawl.
    MagicIRL wrote: »
    The faux quirky 'personality' people seem to be trying to convey.

    See: Youtube video bloggers or people who wear jumpers that say 'NERD' and 'GEEK'.

    Or youtube personalities that wear those big dark rimmed hipster glasses even though they do not need glasses.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    MagicIRL wrote: »
    The faux quirky 'personality' people seem to be trying to convey.

    See: Youtube video bloggers or people who wear jumpers that say 'NERD' and 'GEEK'.

    If they are women the are also inevitably gorgeous but are wearing glasses to confirm that they are totally nerds for reals.

    "LOL, i watch Game of Thrones! :pac: I'm such a geek!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Snails. I've had it with these MOFO snails on my MOFO plants:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,653 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    Chuggers at the exits to car parks or at traffic lights, drive me nuts. Notably GAA collectors with no bibs or even jerseys, could be bloody anyone.

    A quick dose of this on approach does the trick all the same:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    If they are women the are also inevitably gorgeous but are wearing glasses to confirm that they are totally nerds for reals.

    "LOL, i watch Game of Thrones! :pac: I'm such a geek!"

    Also like to call themselves gamers.
    I once made the mistake of searching for the gamer tag on instagram because I was trying to find something. Worst mistake ever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    I'm all in favour of walking , but what's with this arm swing high into the air in front , with a little puff of an exhalation , sorry but it is always women , can ye not go for a walk without making a production out of it , a walk is always accessorised with groups of girls ,walking sticks , luminous or shocking pink tops , leggings , visors etc . , etc .

    Ok, I'm ready for the onslaught::p


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