Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Funkfield

Colser wrote: »

Well according to another thread on here some girls may need a sock for collection also...:D

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Or a bucket.

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Daveysil15

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Who the f*ck unloads into a sock?

Someone who realises there are no baby wipes left mid-fap.

DoozerT6

I'm repeating myself here, but.....people who write 'discrete' when they mean 'discreet'!!!

Steam => ears.

Remmy

When your dog is lying down in the hall blocking your path, you go to step over him. Mid- stride he decides to get up and position himself right where your foot will go.fuuu

Crumpets

Small talk at the hairdressers when you're not in the mood. Why do you care what I'm doing for the summer? Can I just read my magazine in peace? It's like going to an interview sometimes

Pumpkinseeds

Weird religions

http://www.stopmasturbationnow.org/self-rape-prevention/uncovered-the-big-masturbation-plot-to-self-rape-our-children/

This is a cross that you strap your child into at night to stop them 'self raping':eek:

LizzieJones

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Weird religions

http://www.stopmasturbationnow.org/self-rape-prevention/uncovered-the-big-masturbation-plot-to-self-rape-our-children/

This is a cross that you strap your child into at night to stop them 'self raping':eek:

Supposing the child has to go to the toilet in the night ....or gets sick.
Strapping a child into that at bedtime is just so wrong on so many levels.

Daveysil15

When you're eating an apple in the canteen at work and you take a bite and a load of juice squirts out and hits someone in the face. It has happened to me twice. Those god damn juicy apples.

Remmy

Daveysil15 wrote: »

When you're eating an apple in the canteen at work and you take a bite and a load of juice squirts out and hits someone in the face. It has happened to me twice. Those god damn juicy apples.

You should have eyeballed that person,cocked your head to the side and said "you gonna pay for that bro"? then flip the table over and storm out.

Gongoozler

Crumpets wrote: »

Small talk at the hairdressers when you're not in the mood. Why do you care what I'm doing for the summer? Can I just read my magazine in peace? It's like going to an interview sometimes

Another reason I'm glad I have a bitch face.

Daveysil15

Remmy wrote: »

You should have eyeballed that person,cocked your head to the side and said "you gonna pay for that bro"? then flip the table over and storm out.

I would have but she was fair hot. She's the new HR girl.

honeygirl

The ass living behind me is having a party and playing his music so loud I could dance to it in my kitchen (not even good music it's boom boom ****e). Had to put the dog outside because some of the teenagers were trying to come over the wall to use the trampoline. A lot of our neighbours are really old so I feel even more sorry for them. Why can't people have respect for others.

bodhrandude

Trivial things that annoy me, where the hell is all the skunk weed in Galway, no one seems to have any, what gives, why the shortage, its ridiculous at this stage.

Pumpkinseeds

Gongoozler wrote: »

Another reason I'm glad I have a bitch face.

I like my resting bitch face, it comes in very handy:D

Boom_Bap

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Someone who realises there are no baby wipes left mid-fap.

baby wipes?...all the different techniques are being revealed....

Colser

Boom_Bap wrote: »

baby wipes?...all the different techniques are being revealed....

Well I find baby wipes handy for lots of things but wouldnt have thought they had great soakage...:D

Pumpkinseeds

I dunno, there's a fierce amount of w*nking going on in this country by the sounds of it. It might be time to get the adult version of the StopMasturbationNow cross for children into every home in Ireland:D

Fred Swanson

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jimgoose

Fred Swanson wrote: »

People complaining about Garth Brooks.

Yes, apparently he's eaten Dublin, or something. More power to him, but I'm sh1t-sick of hearing about it.

Oops69

The BBC television weather forecast not putting clouds and sun and temperatures over the republic , ah go on , we're not sensitive any more , our own met eireann is ****e , you can give us an aul forecast there .

blinkey 101

People that stop at the top of escalators for a chat, ie women with buggy's

Um, excuse me. You there at the top of the escalator. No, not you. The two completely unaware yambags gaming on!!! looking anywhere but behind them. EXCUSE ME! I’m about to rear-end you, and not in a good way. Where the **** do ye think I and the rest of moving humanity queued up behind you are going to go?:mad:

Daveysil15

Boom_Bap wrote: »

baby wipes?...all the different techniques are being revealed....

I would have thought they were the standard solution. What do you use? Fecking j-cloths?

honeygirl

It annoys me when the man from around the corner parks across my driveway and walks back through the lane and leaves me that I can't get in or out. He only does it for an hour at a time but I couldn't get in with the shopping yesterday and this morning I can't get out. Feck it I'm becoming so narky:(

Colser

honeygirl wrote: »

It annoys me when the man from around the corner parks across my driveway and walks back through the lane and leaves me that I can't get in or out. He only does it for an hour at a time but I couldn't get in with the shopping yesterday and this morning I can't get out. Feck it I'm becoming so narky:(

Why does he park outside your house and not his own? I would be more than narky if someone blocked my driveway...would you tell him to move?

honeygirl

Colser wrote: »

Why does he park outside your house and not his own? I would be more than narky if someone blocked my driveway...would you rell him to move?

I live at the end of the road and a lot of people park out from the path which is ok if they leave enough space for me to get in or out but this fcuker squeezes into the tiniest space and doesn't even give me the width of the car to get in, If I could find him I would but I can't figure which house he lives in. I did tell him months ago but he seems to have ignored it.

honeygirl

Sorry to answer your question I don't know why he parks there and he doesn't seem to care:(

Sadderday

honeygirl wrote: »

I live at the end of the road and a lot of people park out from the path which is ok if they leave enough space for me to get in or out but this fcuker squeezes into the tiniest space and doesn't even give me the width of the car to get in, If I could find him I would but I can't figure which house he lives in. I did tell him months ago but he seems to have ignored it.

I WOULD SNAP

here, there a millions of kids around my place since the summer kicked off and every single day... morning and evening... I've to pick up a little bike or scooter or broken pram or whatever it might be and move it out of the way before I can drive and its always back in the same bleedin spot when I'm trying to get back into the driveway.

I thought money was tight everywhere, instead of buying your kids lumps of plastic with wheels that they leave in the middle of the road can yas not build forts in the back garden with sheets and sticks like old times?!!!!

gonna cause a bleedin accident

deise08

Oh honeygirl that is more than trivial!!!

My blood would be boiling. I won't even begin about my position.
Do you have wheelie bins you could leave in the space or a traffic cone? They can become their trivial annoyance then

LynnGrace

People putting on accents. I just put on the tv, and Sinead Desmond on tv3 was speaking. Not in an accent I can identify.

Maximus Alexander

Taxi drivers who argue with you about the quickest route to a place you commute to and from every day.