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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Sadderday wrote: »
    Sounds like your the village looker :)

    I read that as 'Sounds like your the village hooker'

    But not really, I don't live in a village :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Sadderday wrote: »
    bare knuckle fister...

    Oh well-hoofed, Chief!! :pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    The curtains.



    I have a slightly different gripe about the kids in my area....well moreso the parents.
    I'm regularly out on my street playing football with my kids or throwing my kids about the place. There are a few single mothers around my street as well and as soon as they see/hear me, they immediatly come out with thier kids. I don't mind this at all, I get more kids to mess with and to brainwash....but it's the single moms that are the problem.
    They are obviously looking for some male attention and for some reason see me as the 11.30 diet coke break man. There is also one lady who has started bringing her daugther (late teens/early 20's who is a single mom who brings her son) and her other daughter who is a newborn.
    Don't get me wrong, i dig the attention I'm getting, but they are getting in the way of me playing with the kids!
    Then all the kids go into my house (which I don't mind) and pull all the toys they can find outside, so I have to clean all that cr*p up.

    My other new gripe is that we have got ne neighbours who are absolutely great, they even brought me in cake one day. But they have a cat. I didn't grow up with animals (besides my brothers :) ) so I'm used to seeing them briefly or petting them for a few minutes. Thier cat gets confused which house it lives in and ends up coming into our house all the time. After walking through the house it realises its in the wrong house and freaks out and darts out of the house.
    Also, it sits at my back door me-oawing for ages wanting to be let in.

    Sounds like a real classy neighbourhood....;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Am sitting here listening to someone whinging about Gareth :rolleyes: Brooks with her mouth FULL of food.
    Need to punch something!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Am sitting here listening to someone whinging about Gareth :rolleyes: Brooks with her mouth FULL of food.
    Need to punch something!!

    I would rather punch Gareth Brooks.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Am sitting here listening to someone whinging about Gareth :rolleyes: Brooks with her mouth FULL of food.
    Need to punch something!!

    Where the fudge do you work, in a montessori??? There always people talking with their mouths full :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    People whining about Garth Brooks concerts. I can't stand the redneck bastard. There are so many people complaining that people will be out of pocket for pre-booked hotel rooms. Well, firstly whenever I've had to cancel a hotel booking it's only ever cost me a couple of euros, if anything, secondly it's DUBLIN, our capital city. If they can't find something else to do in Dublin and enjoy a stay then fcuk em.

    I am genuinely shocked that 400,000 people wanted to attend his concerts. Now with his statement threatening to cancel all the concerts if he doesn't get to play all 5 shows his God complex and total disregard for his Irish fans. Gob****e:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    People whining about Garth Brooks concerts. I can't stand the redneck bastard. There are so many people complaining that people will be out of pocket for pre-booked hotel rooms. Well, firstly whenever I've had to cancel a hotel booking it's only ever cost me a couple of euros, if anything, secondly it's DUBLIN, our capital city. If they can't find something else to do in Dublin and enjoy a stay then fcuk em.

    I am genuinely shocked that 400,000 people wanted to attend his concerts. Now with his statement threatening to cancel all the concerts if he doesn't get to play all 5 shows his God complex and total disregard for his Irish fans. Gob****e:D

    Exactly...why the fcuk is it in Dublin anyway? Feck off to Mullingar or Clones or Athlone where all the bog trotters reside.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Anne Hathaway's miserable ugly face in Les Miserables and her OTT acting


    ...the entire thing actually, for just butchering a classic. I can just about tolerate Samantha Barks On My own.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Anne Hathaway's miserable ugly face in Les Miserables and her OTT acting


    ...the entire thing actually, for just butchering a classic. I can just about tolerate Samantha Barks On My own.


    Anne Hathaway in general.... especially with that real short hair.

    Hate her more than usual with that


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Anne Hathaway's miserable ugly face in Les Miserables and her OTT acting


    ...the entire thing actually, for just butchering a classic. I can just about tolerate Samantha Barks On My own.


    Mate, dissing Ann Hathaway is not a trival matter. That is fighting talk in my world...lucky for you I am a keyboard warrior so you are safe..:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Sadderday wrote: »
    Anne Hathaway in general.... especially with that real short hair.

    Hate her more than usual with that

    She just has one of those smug faces that annoy me but I cant explain why:confused:Amanda Holden ,Myleene Klass and that one that used to be on countdown are the same ..just faces i cant take to for some strange reason:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Colser wrote: »
    She just has one of those smug faces that annoy me but I cant explain why:confused:Amanda Holden ,Myleene Klass and that one that used to be on countdown are the same ..just faces i cant take to for some strange reason:(


    Yeah, Kiera Knightley as well and Natalie Portman cos she looks a bit like Keira Knightley.

    Gee face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Colser wrote: »
    She just has one of those smug faces that annoy me but I cant explain why:confused:Amanda Holden ,Myleene Klass and that one that used to be on countdown are the same ..just faces i cant take to for some strange reason:(

    Might be the oversized mouth. I dont know. I used to think she was pretty but since she got that stupid pixie haircut. yack :D

    Same with Winona Ryder actually. Definitely shouldnt be sporting that hairstyle!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Sadderday wrote: »
    Yeah, Kiera Knightley as well and Natalie Portman cos she looks a bit like Keira Knightley.

    Gee face

    I agree with that. I cannot stand Keira Knightley's scrawny pouting ass and oversized head..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Might be the oversized mouth. I dont know. I used to think she was pretty but since she got that stupid pixie haircut. yack :D

    Same with Winona Ryder actually. Definitely shouldnt be sporting that hairstyle!


    ...................... I never said it out loud but since we on the subject.....kinda.......

    People that go to great lenghts to lose weight.... and when they finally do... their face looks uglier.

    Like Jonah Hill.
    Hes not big and funny now, hes just skinny with a not so great face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Might be the oversized mouth. I dont know. I used to think she was pretty but since she got that stupid pixie haircut. yack :D

    Same with Winona Ryder actually. Definitely shouldnt be sporting that hairstyle!

    Halle Berry can carry off the cropped cut though...If I was a man she would be on my list of women in their 40s:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Colser wrote: »
    She just has one of those smug faces that annoy me but I cant explain why:confused:Amanda Holden ,Myleene Klass and that one that used to be on countdown are the same ..just faces i cant take to for some strange reason:(

    Surely you are not talking about Carol Vorderman?:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Surely you are not talking about Carol Vorderman?:eek:


    Thats her:D Just cant take to her .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    I cannot effing stand Shia LeBouf..:mad:

    It ruined Wall Street for me...and who the f was that miserable bitch with himm....oh yeah...Carey Mulligan....God I want to drwon her in a toilet of her own ****.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Colser wrote: »
    Thats her:D Just cant take to her .


    The thinking mans crumpet:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,949 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    I cannot effing stand Shia LeBouf..:mad:

    It ruined Wall Street for me...and who the f was that miserable bitch with himm....oh yeah...Carey Mulligan....God I want to drwon her in a toilet of her own ****.

    Fair take. I actively avoid films with him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    The thinking mans crumpet:D

    Maybe...if he thinks with his brain:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Colser wrote: »
    Maybe...if he thinks with his brain:D

    I'd compromise, and **** her brains out! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭blinkey 101


    Sadderday wrote: »
    fresh spunk now............ the sock will absorb it a bit after a while...

    and try stay away from yourself for a few days... get a good load going

    Enough about spunk please I'm getting sick in my mouth !! And besides where the hell is she going to get spunk and put it in a sock ? Oh god I'm talking about it now vom!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I'd compromise, and **** her brains out! :D

    :eek: .....:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Enough about spunk please I'm getting sick in my mouth !! And besides where the hell is she going to get spunk and put it in a sock ? Oh god I'm talking about it now vom!!!!

    Mayonnaise on your kebab, Madam?? :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Colser wrote: »
    Maybe...if he thinks with his brain:D

    Another consonant please Carol......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Enough about spunk please I'm getting sick in my mouth !! And besides where the hell is she going to get spunk and put it in a sock ? Oh god I'm talking about it now vom!!!!

    From the spunkey monkey, where do you think:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Cover fcuking letters :mad:

    And job search.

    The whole lot actually :(


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