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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • #8702
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    A couple of weeks ago, I saw a man ditching his car in the wheelchair only spot ( no sticker in his window) and I asked did he realise where he was parked, his response was "sure I'm only running in to mass"


  • #8703
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    A couple of weeks ago, I saw a man ditching his car in the wheelchair only spot ( no sticker in his window) and I asked did he realise where he was parked, his response was "sure I'm only running in to mass"

    He'll just confess it afterwards!


  • #8704
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    A couple of weeks ago, I saw a man ditching his car in the wheelchair only spot ( no sticker in his window) and I asked did he realise where he was parked, his response was "sure I'm only running in to mass"

    Yes, in the strange game of spiritual Rock-Paper-Scissors that people seem to play, the "going to Mass" thing beats just about everything else. :pac:


  • #8705
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    He'll just confess it afterwards!

    You have to hand it to Catholicism, really - it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission! :pac::pac::pac:


  • #8706
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    jimgoose wrote: »
    You have to hand it to Catholicism, really - it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission! :pac::pac::pac:

    I think they just make it up as they go along. Limbo, anyone?


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  • #8707
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    I think they just make it up as they go along. Limbo, anyone?

    I thought they got rid of Limbo with the advent of fully-electronic injection, or something?? :pac:


  • #8708
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    I think they just make it up as they go along. Limbo, anyone?

    The dance?:D


  • #8709
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    The dance?:D

    I'm imagining a priest in full vestments attempting that now... :D


  • #8710
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    I'm imagining a priest in full vestments attempting that now... :D

    Two bikini clad nuns holding a crozier, while the bishop limbo's under it....:D


  • #8711
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Two bikini clad nuns holding a crozier, while the bishop limbo's under it....:D

    Nude Nuns with Big Guns.....


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  • #8712
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭deise08


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Two bikini clad nuns holding a crozier, while the bishop limbo's under it....:D

    Blasphemy!!!!!!
    10 hail Marys
    1 our father
    And a glory be

    :):):)

    We're all going to hell lads!


  • #8713
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    deise08 wrote: »


    We're all going to hell lads!

    Wheeeeey!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxwVr_jQsBY


  • #8714
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    deise08 wrote: »
    Blasphemy!!!!!!
    10 hail Marys
    1 our father
    And a glory be

    :):):)

    We're all going to hell lads!
    ;) See ya there, it'll be the best Boards night out ever:D


  • #8715
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    I wouldn't know anyone in heaven anyway.


  • #8716
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Billy Joel put it excellently:
    "I'd rather laugh with the sinners
    Than cry with the saints"


  • #8717
    ShoulderChip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,875 ✭✭✭ShoulderChip


    Putting on a pair of socks in the morning to discover it was a wanksock from the night before.


  • #8718
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    ShoulderChip wrote: »
    Putting on a pair of socks in the morning to discover it was a wanksock from the night before.

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice :eek:


  • #8719
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    ShoulderChip wrote: »
    Putting on a pair of socks in the morning to discover it was a wanksock from the night before.

    You nasty fooker :pac:


  • #8720
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    ShoulderChip wrote: »
    Putting on a pair of socks in the morning to discover it was a wanksock from the night before.

    But was it yours?


  • #8721
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    But was it yours?

    The sock or the...erm..."contents"?


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  • #8722
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Who the f*ck unloads into a sock?


  • #8723
    honeygirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭honeygirl


    ShoulderChip wrote: »
    Putting on a pair of socks in the morning to discover it was a wanksock from the night before.


    Hahaha that's absolutely disgusting but so funny:)


  • #8724
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    The sock or the...erm..."contents"?


    Either way.....but the sock will probably break as soon as its worn.:D


  • #8725
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Who the f*ck unloads into a sock?

    ShoulderChip obviously.


  • #8726
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Who the f*ck unloads into a sock?


    In days of old when men were bold
    and johnnys were not invented,
    men put socks upon their cocks
    and rode away contented


  • #8727
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    ShoulderChip wrote: »
    Putting on a pair of socks in the morning to discover it was a wanksock from the night before.

    Then remembering you're a girl.......






    ....and that you live alone!






    p.s. must have been a skeleton driving that sock


  • #8728
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Pennys socks.

    The OH bought a million pairs... and I've tried putting them on the hottest wash, dyer, steeping with some conditioner and are still hard and starchy..........

    gonna just get him to spunk a bit in each one to see if that will soften them up


  • #8729
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Funkfield wrote: »
    Then remembering you're a girl.......






    ....and that you live alone!






    p.s. must have been a skeleton driving that sock

    Well according to another thread on here some girls may need a sock for collection also...:D


  • #8730
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Colser wrote: »
    Well according to another thread on here some girls may need a sock for collection also...:D

    Or a bucket.


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  • #8731
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    "If yew luvs yer metal loike I luvs me metal".......................

    Fcuk off.


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