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fussyonion · 27-06-2014 03:56PM

I *think* this is something that's meant to be inspirational or perhaps even a quote from Martin Luther King.....who knows?

"""Ppl just dnt stop!!! Ur in the past for a reason!!! U wont be in my future for an even better reason>>> so y does my present bother u!!!! ‪#‎upwardsandonwards‬"
15 people like this.

Commenter: Bitches be tripping haha

OP: Lol them hoes are drippinnnnn!!! Haha

Commenter: They still aint LOYAL!!!!!

Commenter: I know the feeling.. head high girl

OP: Lol leave them to it im still havin the last laugh lol

OP: Bitch were not loyal haha

OP: he wont make a broke bitch rich(<<<<coz he's a DOLE DOSSER) haha

The OP is also on the dole yet feels it's different to insult another dole dosser.

I'm also at a loss as to why she put this status up. It's obviously an inside joke or something that happened but instead of telling people about it OR keeping her mouth shut, she decides to post mystic things like that.
Why?

Taylor365 · 27-06-2014 04:45PM

fussyonion wrote: »

I *think* this is something that's meant to be inspirational or perhaps even a quote from Martin Luther King.....who knows?

"""Ppl just dnt stop!!! Ur in the past for a reason!!! U wont be in my future for an even better reason>>> so y does my present bother u!!!! ‪#‎upwardsandonwards‬"
15 people like this.

Commenter: Bitches be tripping haha

OP: Lol them hoes are drippinnnnn!!! Haha

Commenter: They still aint LOYAL!!!!!

Commenter: I know the feeling.. head high girl

OP: Lol leave them to it im still havin the last laugh lol

OP: Bitch were not loyal haha

OP: he wont make a broke bitch rich(<<<<coz he's a DOLE DOSSER) haha

The OP is also on the dole yet feels it's different to insult another dole dosser.

I'm also at a loss as to why she put this status up. It's obviously an inside joke or something that happened but instead of telling people about it OR keeping her mouth shut, she decides to post mystic things like that.
Why?

A simple case of feeling low and wanting attention.

When the human species feel down and low, they cry out for attention.

Exhibit A:

"""Ppl just dnt stop!!! Ur in the past for a reason!!! U wont be in my future for an even better reason>>> so y does my present bother u!!!! ‪#‎upwardsandonwards‬"

They receive what they crave and immediately show gratitude.

Exhibit B:

Commenter: Bitches be tripping haha

Exhibit C:

OP: Lol them hoes are drippinnnnn!!! Haha

Once this occurs, the need is fulfilled and they return to their natural behavior for the cycle to begin once more (aka ''digging for that gold yo bitch'').

OP: Lol leave them to it im still havin the last laugh lol

OP: Bitch were not loyal haha

OP: he wont make a broke bitch rich(<<<<coz he's a DOLE DOSSER) haha

:pac::pac:

THEZAPPA · 27-06-2014 07:35PM

#‎quinoa‬ ‪#‎avocado‬ ‪#‎wine‬ ‪#‎nomnom‬

[Insert photo of food]

Feckin hashtags!!!!! I've a friend once who posted about 40 hastags in one post...

Muise... · 27-06-2014 07:44PM

THEZAPPA wrote: »

#‎quinoa‬ ‪#‎avocado‬ ‪#‎wine‬ ‪#‎nomnom‬

[Insert photo of food]

Feckin hashtags!!!!! I've a friend once who posted about 40 hastags in one post...

They can keep their quinoa and avocado, but I hate it when people post pictures of food without an open invitation to come over and join in. Everything I share can be listened to or read. Until facebook is hooked up to the Starship Enterprise's replicator, sharing food pics = selfish pigs!

fussyonion · 27-06-2014 07:45PM

THEZAPPA wrote: »

#‎quinoa‬ ‪#‎avocado‬ ‪#‎wine‬ ‪#‎nomnom‬

[Insert photo of food]

Feckin hashtags!!!!! I've a friend once who posted about 40 hastags in one post...

#so #unnecessary #makesthemlookstrange #lookingforattention

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 28-06-2014 01:36PM

My old English teacher, such a nice woman but clearly is an attention seeking idiot on Facebook.
Last week she posted up on Facebook how she likes to be open and honest, and told the story of how a few weeks before she had been told they couldn't find her babies heartbeat, and then after that how she collapsed and was rushed to hospital with a head injury. Naturally everyone started commenting offering condolence on the lost baby and wishing her well, some even telling her she could try again when she was feeling better (wtf?! You can't replace a baby).

Anyway...
Last night she posted this gem how she was apologising in advance to those of us on her friends list she was deleting, but unless you appeared on her newsfeed and interacted with her on Facebook she would no longer be keeping you as a friend. "You know who you are, just on for a nose." Que all the lickarses liking and commenting how she was "dead right hun" probably out of fear of bring deleted lol.

She's an English teacher!!! More sense?!?

im blue daba dee · 28-06-2014 03:03PM

Schools out for summer and by school I mean work and by summer I mean half day

rawn · 28-06-2014 06:53PM

Photo-Sniper wrote: »

Seen this on facebook earlier but may have been a repost...but nonetheless, the facebook status really exists.

"Gonna be sum amazing weekend 14 lads/31 gallons of beer/5 days....MENTAL!"

Someone had posted underneath it

"31 Gallons =248 pints
248 pints between 14 lads is 17.7 pints per person
17.7 pints over 5 days =3.5 pints a day.

3.5 pints a day..... Yeah id say its going to be ****ing mental stuff altogether.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/a-wild-week.jpg

:pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 29-06-2014 04:35AM

Yes dearie, you can have my leftovers. I don't play with broken toys.

PLEASE LET THAT GIRL BREAK HER FINGERS SO SHE CAN NO LONGER POST

Shane-KornSpace · 29-06-2014 09:47AM

"I am now supporting America in the World Cup because some of them could be irish people who were sold by the nuns"

ArtyM · 29-06-2014 11:32AM

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

"I am now supporting America in the World Cup because some of them could be irish people who were sold by the nuns"

Where is the button to vote for Post of the Day?

shruikan2553 · 29-06-2014 12:37PM

The girl I mentioned before obsessed with marriage has been blocked by her boyfriend on Facebook.

I have popcorn in the microwave and preparing my eyes to be rolled.

Shane-KornSpace · 29-06-2014 12:45PM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

The girl I mentioned before obsessed with marriage has been blocked by her boyfriend on Facebook.

I have popcorn in the microwave and preparing my eyes to be rolled.

Keep us posted!

Days 298 · 29-06-2014 12:59PM

"man caught with 72 plants of weed for medical use for hes health gets a 5 year sentence while a fella caught with 20,000 euro worth of heroin gets a suspended sentence.... makes no sense what so ever"

Yup a guy I know thinks that someones growing at least 50 ounces of weed for medical use. Given each ounce is worth €300

honerbright · 29-06-2014 01:07PM

So (childs name) watching telly and bull on it turns around and goes have you seen my friend bee we are twins he's a bee and I'm a bull wtf thought twins were same — feeling confused.

Ignoring the fact it's you know, a cartoon with talking animals :rolleyes: :pac:
Comments include:

Person 1: Maybe they're not identical xx
OP: A bull and bee could never be twins not same animal:/

Tardful Slakerly II · 29-06-2014 02:34PM

Days 298 wrote: »

"man caught with 72 plants of weed for medical use for hes health gets a 5 year sentence while a fella caught with 20,000 euro worth of heroin gets a suspended sentence.... makes no sense what so ever"

Yup a guy I know thinks that someones growing at least 50 ounces of weed for medical use. Given each ounce is worth €300

tbh weed isn't my thing but it isn't harmful compared to a lot of legal stuff like alcohol. It's insane that the guy gets prison time. It's being decriminalized and legalised these days, very slowly but surely.

Heroin is a horrible drug on the other hand that destroys people.

AulBiddy · 29-06-2014 02:55PM

A friend of a friend posted a "twerking" video... Cue massive shxtstorm from other people commenting saying "you're only going to get a name for urself hun dis is awful dere are so many perverts out der" etc etc... Eventually the poster of the video comments back "who de fuk do u tink u are bullyin a fukin 16 year old girl HANDICAP!!!! " Her friends were all "don't mind her hun she's a creep".. Best part was the 16 year olds own MOTHER commenting saying "don't mind them girl shake wat ya momma gave ya der just jealous hun Xxxx"..

Bipolar Joe · 29-06-2014 02:56PM

Kind of missing the point.

rockbeast · 29-06-2014 04:49PM

"The phoenix park
t'was a lovely place to spend my sunday afternoon"

Planemo · 29-06-2014 07:40PM

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

"I am now supporting America in the World Cup because some of them could be irish people who were sold by the nuns"

Thief!

ConstantJoe · 29-06-2014 07:50PM

Planemo wrote: »

Thief!

DOD posted it on Facebook too to be fair. Could just be quoting that.

Photo-Sniper · 29-06-2014 10:37PM

**** me. This one takes the biscuit. Someone on my wall always posting quotes

"You know you love someone when you save their texts and reread dem when no one is watchin ya - Marilyn Monroe"

Eh......Text messaging wasnt even invented when Marilyn Monroe died you absolute doughnut.

dee_mc · 29-06-2014 10:45PM

Photo-Sniper wrote: »

**** me. This one takes the biscuit. Someone on my wall always posting quotes

"You know you love someone when you save their texts and reread dem when no one is watchin ya - Marilyn Monroe"

Eh......Text messaging wasnt even invented when Marilyn Monroe died you absolute doughnut.

Hahahaha they are either secretly brilliant or very, very gullible!

Zed Bank · 29-06-2014 11:11PM

Photo-Sniper wrote: »

**** me. This one takes the biscuit. Someone on my wall always posting quotes

"You know you love someone when you save their texts and reread dem when no one is watchin ya - Marilyn Monroe"

Eh......Text messaging wasnt even invented when Marilyn Monroe died you absolute doughnut.

"The best thing about the internet is you can make up quotes and attribute them to anyone"-Abraham Lincoln

Liam McPoyle · 29-06-2014 11:14PM

STUMBLEUPON: some cat pics
STUMBLEUPON: boring political news report
STUMBLEUPON: picture of a volcano
STUMBLEUPON: iphone hints & tips

~Emma walks up behind me~

STUMBLEUPON: hardcore pornography
STUMBLEUPON: blowjob pictures
STUMBLEUPON: midget fisting
STUMBLEUPON: nuff gay porn

Gah

Emma is his bird.

pc7 · 30-06-2014 07:14AM

Business Cat wrote: »

Emma is his bird.

How did she get out of her cage?

Dancor · 30-06-2014 10:34AM

Popped up on my news feed recently

right everyone people always say it but i really dont know whats worst being a rat or being a rapist

Christ

iDave · 30-06-2014 02:59PM

A few months ago but will post now

Girl in late 20's uploads pic of Basil and says:

'Yum fresh basil - but it's making me crave mojitos !! '

Reply: 'Why would basil make you crave mojitos???'

OP: 'U know those green leaves at d bottom of ur glass??!'

Skeleton XIII · 01-07-2014 12:57AM

" I can't spell? Hahaha good one I think your the one that needs to have a look in the dictionary and realize that km spelling perfectly right and your the one spelling like a two year old now go suck your fathers dick ya immature little ****!"

Lucifer MorningStar · 01-07-2014 01:06AM

Dancor wrote: »

Popped up on my news feed recently

Christ

He's the cumshot his mother should have swallowed