Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

Nuri Sahin · 20-06-2014 09:53PM

Mamadou Sakho suffered a strained thigh muscle. He will undergo an MRI scan on Saturday, but the staff are not worried. (beIN Sports)

Gbear · 20-06-2014 09:59PM

Nuri Sahin wrote: »

Mamadou Sakho suffered a strained thigh muscle. He will undergo an MRI scan on Saturday, but the staff are not worried. (beIN Sports)

Knex* · 20-06-2014 10:05PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

It's ok,you don't need to say that in here. Practically everything is off topic. I can't even remember what the topic is any more

I used to be with topic, but then they changed what topic was. Now what I'm with isn't topic, and what's topic seems weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to you.

kryogen · 20-06-2014 10:14PM

Just read this

LUIS SUAREZ FAILS AFTER MATCH DRUG TEST

http://bbc.com.sundaytimesdaily.com/luis-suarez-fails-after-match-drug-test/r/24853

last one of these I swear

mooseknunkle · 20-06-2014 10:21PM

kryogen wrote: »

Just read this

http://bbc.com.sundaytimesdaily.com/luis-suarez-fails-after-match-drug-test/r/24853

last one of these I swear

Brilliant :rolleyes:

Knex* · 20-06-2014 10:24PM

Lads, and you can probably guess what my response to Kryogen's post was gonna be...

Kate Cohen's AVB article is gone.

The internet is dead to me.

:mad:

Grayditch · 20-06-2014 10:25PM

Timeless humour. Can't beat it.

RainMaker · 20-06-2014 10:27PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

It's ok,you don't need to say that in here. Practically everything is off topic. I can't even remember what the topic is any more

Superted or something...

Then we decided he should be a panda, or something like that

Knex* · 20-06-2014 10:37PM

Knex. wrote: »

Lads, and you can probably guess what my response to Kryogen's post was gonna be...

Kate Cohen's AVB article is gone.

The internet is dead to me.

:mad:

ONLY JOKING.

Look what I really wrote.

Augmerson · 20-06-2014 10:37PM

kryogen wrote: »

Just read this

http://bbc.com.sundaytimesdaily.com/luis-suarez-fails-after-match-drug-test/r/24853

last one of these I swear

Enjoy the Champo League this year.

Kerrigooney · 20-06-2014 10:46PM

kryogen wrote: »

Just read this

http://bbc.com.sundaytimesdaily.com/luis-suarez-fails-after-match-drug-test/r/24853

last one of these I swear

I cant believe I wasted precious energy moving my thumb three quarters of an inch to the left to click on that link. What a waste.

Knex* · 20-06-2014 10:49PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I cant believe I wasted precious energy moving my thumb three quarters of an inch to the left to click on that link. What a waste.

Thumb?

Stone him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk

OwaynOTT · 20-06-2014 10:55PM

Knex. wrote: »

Thumb?

Stone him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk

I see your Life of Brian and I raise you Fish slapping dance.

kryogen · 20-06-2014 11:34PM

just checked in here again to see what response the joke got, an expected one I guess, but disappointing all the same, lighten up ffs! Take a good natured joke now and then maybe instead of displaying the pack mentality of attack the outsider!!!!!!?

Kerrigooney · 20-06-2014 11:38PM

kryogen wrote: »

just checked in here again to see what response the joke got, an expected one I guess, but disappointing all the same, lighten up ffs! Take a good natured joke now and then maybe instead of displaying the pack mentality of attack the outsider!!!!!!?

But we're the worst fans in the world...surely you've heard?

Nuri Sahin · 20-06-2014 11:41PM

£35M bid for Sanchez has been submitted according to tomorrow's El Mundo Deportivo newpaper in Spain

kryogen · 20-06-2014 11:42PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

But we're the worst fans in the world...surely you've heard?

Maybe on here?

I haven't given it too much thought, in my own personal experience my Spurs supporting friends are more annoying

In general I find most Liverpool/United fans to be a lot less precious in real life and able to take the piss out of each other while also respecting the other clubs achievements too. Course, the internet is very serious business I know. Innocent jokes are often interpreted as an act of war.

Washington Irving · 20-06-2014 11:44PM

This kid Kory was being a prick in class (shouting out, trying to be funny) so this big dude Kerrigan who sat behind Kory flicked him in the ear. Kory started to cry, but it started off as that wheezy silent cry. Everyone turned to look at him, and the crying escalated until he was sobbing uncontrollably. There was snot coming from his nose and he was drooling, and he was holding his ear like he had just been shot. He started punching the desk and screaming "WHY WHY WHY". The teacher, Mrs. Gaverson, was just asking him what was wrong and Kory said "KERRIGAN IS BEING A SHIT" so she told him to watch his language or go to the office. He started crying even harder and fell to the ground, and curled up in a ball.

She had to lift him up by the arm and take him to the office. When he came back near the end of class Kerrigan flicked him again and he just shrieked and the situation basically repeated itself, except the teacher had much less tolerance and sent him to the office immediately.

MacBizzle · 21-06-2014 12:13AM

Nuri Sahin wrote: »

£35M bid for Sanchez has been submitted according to tomorrow's *snip* in Spain

I wouldn't listen to any of this.

It's not like Barcelona were so amazed by his performance last night that they decided they'd bid, it just seems too convenient. The thinking of the newspaper was probably "Luis Suarez played well last night and the world were watching, let's make a story to boost our sales".

RED L4 0TH · 21-06-2014 12:19AM

Nuri Sahin wrote: »

£35M bid for Sanchez has been submitted according to tomorrow's El Mundo Deportivo newpaper in Spain

Alexis Sanchez + £30m according to the Daily Express. They mention the El Mundo story too.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/483719/Liverpool-to-land-Alexis-Sanchez-AND-30m-in-Luis-Suarez-swap-deal

mosstin · 21-06-2014 12:22AM

RED L4 0TH wrote: »

Alexis Sanchez + £30m according to the Daily Express. They mention the El Mundo story too.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/483719/Liverpool-to-land-Alexis-Sanchez-AND-30m-in-Luis-Suarez-swap-deal

Dear Barcelona,
**** off.
Regards,
LFC.

Pringle12345 · 21-06-2014 12:32AM

MacBizzle wrote: »

I wouldn't listen to any of this.

It's not like Barcelona were so amazed by his performance last night that they decided they'd bid, it just seems too convenient. The thinking of the newspaper was probably "Luis Suarez played well last night and the world were watching, let's make a story to boost our sales".

The first stage is denial.

Charlie19 · 21-06-2014 12:33AM

40 million plus Sanchez would be a major improvement on last summers offer from the gunners.

NabyLadistheman · 21-06-2014 12:34AM

Ara Sanchez

Sappy404 · 21-06-2014 12:35AM

From that Express article:

Last summer Arsenal made an offer of £60m plus £1 in the hope of triggering the clause only to have the bid knocked back by Liverpool.

However, in March Liverpool owner John W. Henry admitted that Suarez did have a £60m clause in his contract but the club gambled that Arsenal would not go to court if they failed to honour it.

It now remains to be seen whether either Real or Barcelona encounter a similar problem should the meet the reported fee this time around.

Would not be surprised in the least if a load of clubs came after him. But the above and the fact that the release clauses mentioned seem to be based on a Euro value (not sterling as you would imagine given he's at an English club) suggests to me it's probably at least partly made up.

mosstin · 21-06-2014 12:38AM

Sappy404 wrote: »

From that Express article:

Would not be surprised in the least if a load of clubs came after him. But the above and the fact that the release clauses mentioned seem to be based on a Euro value (not sterling as you would imagine given he's at an English club) suggests to me it's probably at least partly made up.

It was 40 million plus 1.

MacBizzle · 21-06-2014 12:38AM

Sappy404 wrote: »

From that Express article:

Would not be surprised in the least if a load of clubs came after him. But the above and the fact that the release clauses mentioned seem to be based on a Euro value (not sterling as you would imagine given he's at an English club) suggests to me it's probably at least partly made up.

Arsenal offered £40m+1, not 60...

MacBizzle · 21-06-2014 12:40AM

Pringle12345 wrote: »

The first stage is denial.

Why would they bid for him today, as opposed to last week, or next week? He scores two goals against the country of his club and Barcelona are supposed to have decided to bid for him the next day, seems way too contrived to be true.

NabyLadistheman · 21-06-2014 12:43AM

That article is only 20 million out! Says all you need to know really!

Sappy404 · 21-06-2014 12:44AM

mosstin wrote: »

It was 40 million plus 1.

MacBizzle wrote: »

Arsenal offered £40m+1, not 60...

Exactly, lads. This is the level of journalism we're talking about.

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