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The most self entitled thing you've ever seen....

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  • #392
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    It's hardly your typical wedding story. No one is forcing you to read it.

    You could literally say that about anything and just totally disregard the entire rules of the forum.

    It's 400 posts in, it's definitely beyond time to stop ****ing on about that wedding story.


  • #393
    mrsbyrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,228 ✭✭✭mrsbyrne


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    What do they mean by that?

    I think this person is struggling to grasp the satirical concept of Waterford Whispers.the article they are commenting on foes appear to be WWN


  • #394
    darkdubh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    The Phantom ****ter is finally unmasked.


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2556003/Dennis-Rodman-got-drunk-vomited-defecated-North-Korean-hotel.html


  • #395
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    whupdedo wrote: »
    I just hope the next time the original poster puts up a thread like this its not immediately taken over and hijacked by all of mauzos dedicated supporters and followers, get over it fcuk, he sh1t everywhere and for that he must be applauded, because at least mauzo and all her guests will remember what is usually a boring mundane cnut of a day for most of the people

    Ooooh touched a nerve have we? I'm going to assume you're the prolific sh!tter then......should be ashamed of yourself!


  • #396
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    whirlpool wrote: »
    You could literally say that about anything and just totally disregard the entire rules of the forum.

    It's 400 posts in, it's definitely beyond time to stop ****ing on about that wedding story.
    I thought the point of this was to discuss things? Fair enough if it annoys you, but it amuses and disgusts others in equal measure.


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  • #397
    deseil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭deseil


    I think it's funny ..very funny actually ha


  • #398
    ringadingding
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    I really hope sweetcorn was served at the wedding dinner .....
    :-)


  • #399
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    ringadingding wrote: »
    I kinda respect this guy, some balls on him
    Yeah, but they're caked in shite.


  • #400
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Yeah, but they're caked in shite.
    :D


  • #401
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    I had someone go nuts at me at Christmas because I told them I wouldn't be able to afford to fly to Spain for their 40th birthday in the summer. Their argument was that I had 7 months to save, it would only cost a few hundred euro and so I should have no problem in being there and apparently I was being selfish by not saving the money.

    I tried explaining that I'm a student with fees to pay and I barely make it from week to week and I simply have no extra money to spare. I know this person is high maintenance and would expect to be eating out all the time, a present which shows how much she is loved and have little extra touches like champagne etc. I know this because she went to Spain for a week for her 30th and bitched that her friends didn't surprise her with some bubbly. Absolutely no appreciation for the fact that people are spending money and using their holiday time to celebrate her birthday.

    To be honest, even if I could afford it, I wouldn't go. Her sense of entitlement makes me not want to celebrate in her "special" day. We're living in times where people are crippled with taxes, mortgages etc and she thinks people should be able to drop everything and go on holiday because it's her birthday? FFS why can't she just have a big party like normal people? :confused:


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  • #402
    dubscottie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 854 ✭✭✭dubscottie


    Cyclists.. They are entitled to every bit of the road.. Or so they think.

    On a wee, little used road in Wicklow (A road that has turned green other that the passing cars tracks have kept the weeds down), I met some..

    Did they pull over? No. We are "entitled" to ride 2 abrest.. When I said yes but not on the right hand side of the road, I lost a wing mirror..

    I had spoiled their Staada or something.

    For everyone.. The "Rules of the Road" is NOT law. The Road Traffic Act is..

    Before you start spouting crap, get your facts right!

    Just to add Mrs posh at Rathmines Boots store last night..

    I have never seen someone being so rude to staff .. You stuck up cow!


  • #403
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    Merkin wrote: »
    Ooooh touched a nerve have we? I'm going to assume you're the prolific sh!tter then......should be ashamed of yourself!

    Yes, yes I am


  • #404
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »
    I gave the groom my t shirt because he gave your man his.
    Haven't seen that t shirt.

    I'll be sending ye a bill for that t shirt.

    He wiped his arse with the grooms shirt, from a hired suit. This just gets worse!


  • #405
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    dubscottie wrote: »
    Cyclists.. They are entitled to every bit of the road.. Or so they think.

    On a wee, little used road in Wicklow (A road that has turned green other that the passing cars tracks have kept the weeds down), I met some..

    Did they pull over? No. We are "entitled" to ride 2 abrest.. When I said yes but not on the right hand side of the road, I lost a wing mirror..

    I had spoiled their Staada or something.

    For everyone.. The "Rules of the Road" is NOT law. The Road Traffic Act is..

    Before you start spouting crap, get your facts right!

    .........

    Yeah, and the Road Traffic Regs 2012, which are law, permit cyclists to travel two abreast.....so what's the problem?


  • #406
    Funnyonion79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Funnyonion79


    Cereal Rapist wrote: »
    Yup.

    I was the other "kind poster" that went to get him clothes in the morning. I couldn't believe the cheek of him when he complained about the sizes.

    He showered, changed, put his shítty clothes into the paper pennies bag and sat at the bar at like 10am while we were all having breakfast and he continued to drink.

    Not one single fuck was given that day.

    I don't understand this. HOW did he manage to get s**t all down his legs a and all over the hotel when he was using toilets in every room?? Did he not finish off in the toilet? Like WTF? Even if you were out of your mind drunk and had diarrorhea, I could make allowances for a small bit of mess in one toilet. But I just don't understand how this guy managed to do what he did??? (By the way, I believe everything that's been said, the mind just boggles).


  • #407
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Funnyonion79 wrote: »
    I don't understand this. HOW did he manage to get s**t all down his legs a and all over the hotel when he was using toilets in every room?? Did he not finish off in the toilet? Like WTF? Even if you were out of your mind drunk and had diarrorhea, I could make allowances for a small bit of mess in one toilet. But I just don't understand how this guy managed to do what he did??? (By the way, I believe everything that's been said, the mind just boggles).


    Look up Crohn's or Ulcerative colitis. Guest may have had one of these illnesses.
    They can be that bad when theres a flare up. Your hole ends up looking like the Japanese flag. :)


  • #408
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Odelay wrote: »
    Poor Paddy putting up with that one.

    How do you know it wasn't Paddy's idea?


  • #409
    smurgen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    I was langers drunk in Geneva once after a work night out and went for McDonald's. Seen a homeless fella begging outside and got the guilt pangs.deceided to bring him in and buy him a big Mac meal which is over 10 Euro in Switzerland and as we were waiting for the order he told me about how he would also like a toblerobe mcflurry also.To make a long story short I ate two big Mac meals that night.


  • #410
    Rory Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭Rory Gallagher


    smurgen wrote: »
    I was langers drunk in Geneva once after a work night out and went for McDonald's. Seen a homeless fella begging outside and got the guilt pangs.deceided to bring him in and buy him a big Mac meal which is over 10 Euro in Switzerland and as we were waiting for the order he told me about how he would also like a toblerobe mcflurry also.To make a long story short I ate two big Mac meals that night.

    Please tell me that story is not true.

    If is then you are a scumbag end of.


  • #411
    Mr. Manager
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,139 ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Funnyonion79 wrote: »
    I don't understand this. HOW did he manage to get s**t all down his legs a and all over the hotel when he was using toilets in every room?? Did he not finish off in the toilet? Like WTF? Even if you were out of your mind drunk and had diarrorhea, I could make allowances for a small bit of mess in one toilet. But I just don't understand how this guy managed to do what he did??? (By the way, I believe everything that's been said, the mind just boggles).

    The damage was done from the first shít incident in the bridal suite. He was sitting on a single seater chair (presumably thought it was the toilet). So when he let rip, the poo just ran down his legs (I'm guessing anyways). He then got kicked out of that room, poo'd on the stairs a little, came to my room and at that stage he was caked in it. Top to bottom of his legs. Back to front. All over.

    It wasn't diarrhea either as there was pebbles on the stairs and in my hotel room.


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  • #412
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    smurgen wrote: »
    I was langers drunk in Geneva once after a work night out and went for McDonald's. Seen a homeless fella begging outside and got the guilt pangs.deceided to bring him in and buy him a big Mac meal which is over 10 Euro in Switzerland and as we were waiting for the order he told me about how he would also like a toblerobe mcflurry also.To make a long story short I ate two big Mac meals that night.

    Why didn't you buy him the McFlurry as well? The guy probably thought this would be his only chance at a 'decent' meal and wanted to get as much as he could.......no harm in that.

    I think most people having made the initial decision to be charitable, would have paid for the McFlurry.


  • #413
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    CarrickMcJoe wrote: »
    Look up Crohn's or Ulcerative colitis. Guest may have had one of these illnesses.
    They can be that bad when theres a flare up. Your hole ends up looking like the Japanese flag. :)

    Hold on a second, buddy. I have UC and I've never tainted the magic of a couples special day my producing a hotel-sized shít cake. :P #YesAllUCSufferers


  • #414
    caustic 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    AWWW FFS he **** himself do we need to know what it looked like, next someone will want to know what it weighed and measured. :confused:


  • #415
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,789 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    AWWW FFS he **** himself do we need to know what it looked like, next someone will want to know what it weighed and measured. :confused:

    Here are the regulators in action!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3w6yqzBlw


  • #416
    Calhoun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,447 ✭✭✭Calhoun


    mauzo! wrote: »
    He wiped his arse with the grooms shirt, from a hired suit. This just gets worse!

    How did the hotel force you to pay ? Did you rent room on guests behalf ?


  • #417
    snaphook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I had someone go nuts at me at Christmas because I told them I wouldn't be able to afford to fly to Spain for their 40th birthday in the summer. Their argument was that I had 7 months to save, it would only cost a few hundred euro and so I should have no problem in being there and apparently I was being selfish by not saving the money.

    I tried explaining that I'm a student with fees to pay and I barely make it from week to week and I simply have no extra money to spare. I know this person is high maintenance and would expect to be eating out all the time, a present which shows how much she is loved and have little extra touches like champagne etc. I know this because she went to Spain for a week for her 30th and bitched that her friends didn't surprise her with some bubbly. Absolutely no appreciation for the fact that people are spending money and using their holiday time to celebrate her birthday.

    To be honest, even if I could afford it, I wouldn't go. Her sense of entitlement makes me not want to celebrate in her "special" day. We're living in times where people are crippled with taxes, mortgages etc and she thinks people should be able to drop everything and go on holiday because it's her birthday? FFS why can't she just have a big party like normal people? :confused:

    Is she an Only Child?


  • #418
    Andy Mushy Tux
    Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Andy Mushy Tux


    snaphook wrote: »
    Is she an Only Child?

    Hey don't blame us, we're awesome


  • #419
    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    This thread sickened me with all the talk of crap. Even animals dont do that much damage with crap. Some accidents when they're small when they're puppies and kittens but they grow out of it. Even cats crap into a box and cover it up.

    Seriously, a grown man? Wtf ? I think he'll remain single forever.


  • #420
    Triangla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Triangla


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    This thread sickened me with all the talk of crap. Even animals dont do that much damage with crap. Some accidents when they're small when they're puppies and kittens but they grow out of it. Even cats crap into a box and cover it up.

    Seriously, a grown man? Wtf ? I think he'll remain single forever.

    Animals tend not to consume copious amounts of alcohol to the point of evacuating the entire contents of their stomachs through their backsides.

    Dumb people do.

    On an aside - OP Did you per chance buy him Calvin Klein 'Curry Pants' the next day - the sizing on those are not standard as far as I know.


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  • #421
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,739 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    This thread sickened me with all the talk of crap. Even animals dont do that much damage with crap. Some accidents when they're small when they're puppies and kittens but they grow out of it. Even cats crap into a box and cover it up.
    I dunno. My dog shat all over the couch a while back. Thank the gods for pleather!


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