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  • #7622
    dee_mc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,203 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Post today: "tnx 2 all d ppl who came to d furrenal ystrdday it woz offal gud of u 2 pay ur respcts n tanx 4 all d yaygerbombs sure it woz a gud sendoff. sure didnt we do d rockd boat on d floor me jaysis arms wil be killin me 2mara. swear dat man at d bar got an eyful of me knikers haa nite skangerz !"

    Sure a good funeral is better than a bad wedding, as the fella says...


  • #7623
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Post today: "tnx 2 all d ppl who came to d furrenal ystrdday it woz offal gud of u 2 pay ur respcts n tanx 4 all d yaygerbombs sure it woz a gud sendoff. sure didnt we do d rockd boat on d floor me jaysis arms wil be killin me 2mara. swear dat man at d bar got an eyful of me knikers haa nite skangerz !"
    I just hope she can through this terrible period of mourning.

    Jaeger Bombs probably help....


  • #7624
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    coolhull wrote: »
    I just hope she can through this terrible period of mourning.

    Jaeger Bombs probably help....


    *Yaygerbombs.


    :pac::pac::D:D


  • #7625
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    milltown wrote: »
    Erm, that's not the satire site, Britian First, is it?

    https://www.facebook.com/britianfirst?fref=ts

    If he shared a BNP pic then he probably doesn't realise Britain First is a joke.


    Whenever someone shares somethning racist on Facebook the best thing to do is post something from the BNP on their page followed by a Loyalist thing. It's a great wind-up and they'll be so confused.


  • #7626
    Fiolina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 623 ✭✭✭Fiolina


    Baby mason he's only massive so tiny

    That was posted to a girl who just had a baby. I know it's a Dublin expression but I keep laughing at it.


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  • #7627
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    my phone fell in the toilet now it broke so have to get a new one on monday


  • #7628
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Post today: "tnx 2 all d ppl who came to d furrenal ystrdday it woz offal gud of u 2 pay ur respcts n tanx 4 all d yaygerbombs sure it woz a gud sendoff. sure didnt we do d rockd boat on d floor me jaysis arms wil be killin me 2mara. swear dat man at d bar got an eyful of me knikers haa nite skangerz !"

    I wouldn't really have a problem with that one (except for the spelling).
    Been there myself a few times and it's probably easier for somebody her age to put it on Facebook than waiting for a month to put it in the local rag.


  • #7629
    implausible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    fussyonion wrote: »
    it woz offal gud of u 2 pay ur respcts

    I'm still laughing at "offal gud" - was the funeral near a meat factory?


  • #7630
    sparrowcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,935 ✭✭✭sparrowcar


    "Yaay, we got the keys to our new house, champagne time"

    I observed the following from the picture with the above post.

    It's not champagne, it's some cheap cava pisswater from Aldi.
    It's not your new home, it's the landlords, you're renting, congrats on signing a piece of paper you fcukwit.
    It's not a house, it's an apartment.


  • #7631
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    sparrowcar wrote: »
    "Yaay, we got the keys to our new house, champagne time"

    I observed the following from the picture with the above post.

    It's not champagne, it's some cheap cava pisswater from Aldi.
    It's not your new home, it's the landlords, you're renting, congrats on signing a piece of paper you fcukwit.
    It's not a house, it's an apartment.

    Christ almighty, you'll choke on those sour grapes…


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  • #7632
    sparrowcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,935 ✭✭✭sparrowcar


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Christ almighty, you'll choke on those sour grapes…

    It's sounds bad but that snippet is out of context. If I showed you her other brain farts you'd completely agree with me.


  • #7633
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    sparrowcar wrote: »
    It's sounds bad but that snippet is out of context. If I showed you her other brain farts you'd completely agree with me.
    post away ;)


  • #7634
    Big Bag of Chips
    Administrators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,663 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Big Bag of Chips


    "The world is a cruel place. Heartbroken"

    "u ok hun?"
    "hugs"
    "what happened?"
    "my sister lost her brother-in-law today in tragic circumstances. We're all devastated"
    "so sorry to hear"
    Etc
    Etc


    2 hours later she is tagged, by her teenage son's friend in a video of her on a trampoline in her back garden (around the corner from her grieving sister and their family) with "Beers in [friend's name] she's a mad bitch lol".


  • #7635
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,156 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    ivytwine wrote: »
    No, I've heard of the Britian First thing alright. This is the genuine, stone cold, straight up neo-fascist Britain First and the BNP party your man is sharing. A while back I posted about an old schoolmate of mine who got religious and started spouting off about Muslims, he was one of the first to like it.

    Actually, update: Straight after sharing the BNP pic he posted a video of an anaconda supposedly eating a woman. I ****ing HATE snakes so last straw, hiding him! :D

    Why are you even friends with this prick? :pac:


  • #7636
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    Why are you even friends with this prick? :pac:

    He was another volunteer at a community organisation I used to volunteer at and we have people in common etc, so can't delete him. Don't think he's the full shilling.

    Never knew about his right-wing tendencies until Facebook!


  • #7637
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    ivytwine wrote: »
    He was another volunteer at a community organisation I used to volunteer at and we have people in common etc, so can't delete him. Don't think he's the full shilling.

    Never knew about his right-wing tendencies until Facebook!

    Of course you can delete him and be honest why if you get questioned about it.


  • #7638
    Earthmoving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7 ✭Earthmoving


    ivytwine wrote: »
    He was another volunteer at a community organisation I used to volunteer at and we have people in common etc, so can't delete him. Don't think he's the full shilling.

    Never knew about his right-wing tendencies until Facebook!

    Don't be so spineless, just delete him.


  • #7639
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Earthmoving wrote: »
    Don't be so spineless, just delete him.

    This. I deleted my cousins hubbie for his comments on Polish people 'cummin o'er here takin' our jobs' and I bet we have a lot more people in common than you and this loser.


  • #7640
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Someones job on facebook:
    I work hard at FUll time mammy to my angles

    Im sure her angles are lucky to have a mother like her.


  • #7641
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Of course you can delete him and be honest why if you get questioned about it.
    Earthmoving wrote: »
    Don't be so spineless, just delete him.
    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    This. I deleted my cousins hubbie for his comments on Polish people 'cummin o'er here takin' our jobs' and I bet we have a lot more people in common than you and this loser.

    OK I will! Must do a blitz anyway!
    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    Someones job on facebook:


    Im sure her angles are lucky to have a mother like her.

    *makes acute/obtuse/degree joke*


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  • #7642
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    A woman has put up pictures of her old maternity clothes on one off those selling pages. One is a T-shirt that says #preggers.


  • #7643
    Fiolina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 623 ✭✭✭Fiolina


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    A woman has put up pictures of her old maternity clothes on one off those selling pages. One is a T-shirt that says #preggers.

    Reminds me of one I saw last week. A girl was selling a baby's bib with "MILF" printed on it :eek:


  • #7644
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    That will probably be bought by the person with the 'sexy' two year old niece.


  • #7645
    implausible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    Someones job on facebook:


    Im sure her angles are lucky to have a mother like her.

    The more I think about this, the more this godawful phrase offends me. It implies that those of us who go out to work are 'part-time' mammies. NOBODY is a part-time mother, once you have them, you are a mother, end of. Almost every minute that I don't spend at work, I spend with my kids, so that's nearly 2/3 of every weekday, that nearly makes me a part-time worker!!!! :eek:


    /hides in corner, tearing hair out


  • #7646
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    implausible wrote: »
    The more I think about this, the more this godawful phrase offends me. It implies that those of us who go out to work are 'part-time' mammies. NOBODY is a part-time mother, once you have them, you are a mother, end of. Almost every minute that I don't spend at work, I spend with my kids, so that's nearly 2/3 of every weekday, that nearly makes me a part-time worker!!!! :eek:


    /hides in corner, tearing hair out
    Hell yea! Gotta take care of and love your angles. They're so precious and acute.


  • #7647
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Taylor365 wrote: »
    Hell yea! Gotta take care of and love your angles. They're so precious and acute.


    No. No. We're not going there.










    Again.

    :P :pac:


  • #7648
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    LizT wrote: »
    One of my friends just wished a happy birthday to her dog, accompanied by pictures of 5 wrapped presents for her dog, a birthday cake, pictures of the birthday party they had (paper plates, cups and hats with "Happy Birthday!" written on them) and a picture of the birthday card she got for the dog...

    I haven't had a birthday party like that since I was about 10 :(

    And she didn't invite you. Defriend her immediately :P


  • #7649
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Wilberto wrote: »
    No. No. We're not going there.










    Again.

    :P :pac:

    Bit of a tangent, in fairness.


  • #7650
    homemadecider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    Not someone I know personally, thank goodness...

    They call them self's my daughters family ha they wouldn know the meanin of a family their that ****ed up well listin my daughter has everything she needs with me and her da and my family she doesent need you's and she will know exaclty what ye's are like when she's older!!! #waistofspaceofafamily


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  • #7651
    Funnyonion79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Funnyonion79


    homemadecider wrote: »
    Not someone I know personally, thank goodness...

    They call them self's my daughters family ha they wouldn know the meanin of a family their that ****ed up well listin my daughter has everything she needs with me and her da and my family she doesent need you's and she will know exaclty what ye's are like when she's older!!! #waistofspaceofafamily

    Ha ha I saw that one as well and was going to post it! The comments are unreal as well. In fact, the whole profile should have a whole thread on it's own ;)


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