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Nidgeweasel wrote: »

That was at the end of an incredibly long post full to the brim of unadulterated ****e. That was the bit I could pull without it being readily identifiable as per the instructions.

And it isn't sincere or accurate. It's an imbecile of a man trying to look intelligent who was attempting to draw comparisons between the famine era and what's going on in Nigeria.

It wasn't a specific, little has changed in Nigeria since the 19th century it was a generic talk about the famine and then when you think about kidnapped girls in Nigeria little has changed since the 19th century.

A ridiculous statement in any event.

Tbf, that completely changes the context of what he was saying. I'm sure it was all complete drivel but the single sentence in isolation would have meant something completely different to most people than what the person probably intended. I would have thought like others it was something to do with women's rights. I never would have known it was in relation to the famine.

Nidgeweasel wrote: »

Yeah. Point taken.

He was rabbiting on about reflection in a famine garden and then how when you consider Nigeria little has changed.

A good box wouldn't go amiss!:D

Arra, there's nothing worse than some gombeen trying to get philosophical when he's looking out the window while having his sandwich at lunch and then putting it up on facebook to show the world how deep he is.

Muise... wrote: »

u ok hun, I mean, what is ok nyway?

/existenshal angle

I'm just thinking of famine. Sigh… like Mariah Carey said, I'd love to be that skinny but without all the flies and death and stuff.

cynicalcough wrote: »

Ok I've tried my best but I cannot understand what this is supposed to mean. Anyone care to hazard a guess

"me nd cato wer in maries one nit nd marie was in junes drink nd then jay nd tomo start knockin on the window ta let them in so i let them so few hours later marie cums in locked so tomo asked june cam we go er gaf sp we wer wlkin ta junes at the oldfolks next off all jay ran ta me nd grubs me hand nd said megan run its the garda we ran nd jumped in ta junes garden hidin bu e leaved tomo nd cato at old folks the garda cought them haha jay didnt say atn ta them e just got ne nd ran haha bu me nd jay we cudnt stop lafin hahaha x"

I'll try....

"Me and Catherine, who I like to call Cato for short, were at Marie's one evening [possibly hair louse?] and Marie was at June's drinking [??]. Then Jay and Thomas, who for purposes of abbreviation I will call Tommo, started knocking on the window, asking us to let them in, so I let them in. A few hours passed and Marie came [orgasmed?] home extremely intoxicated, so Tommo asked June can we go to her house. As we walked to June's residence at the old age home [??], suddenly Jay grabs [maggots?] my hand [<3] and said: "Megan! Run! It's the Gardai!". We ran, and jumped into June's garden, hiding, but he [?] left Tommo and Cato at the retirement home. The gardai apprehended them. This is amusing to me. Jay did not say anything to them, he just ran away. This is also amusing to me. Jay and I could not stop laughing. I am laughing still. I am adding a kiss to the status to prove I am an adorable tearaway and not someone who belongs in the Dochas Centre. x."

EDIT: Damn you AnonoBoy

shruikan2553 wrote: »

I person I know is asking O2 what phone she should get and when they gave her a link she asked if it should be bill pay or pre pay. How the **** are they supposed to know?

- Hear mster - wha fone shud i get?

"Thank you for your valuable question. We think you should get this ridiculously expensive phone on an outrageously exploitative price plan."

- thx mster, hear hav mi munee

TheGoldenAges wrote: »

A guy I went to school with who's Islamic shared this on Facebook, trying to rationalize deprivation of human rights :rolleyes:

Angry Buffy

Also, I'm open to correction, I think men shake hands with the queen and bow, women shake hands and curtsey....?

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Except Ronan O'Gara.

Aboy Ronan

dirkmeister wrote: »

This came across my news feed today...


29 years ago Liverpool fans murdered 39 football fans.4 years later they murdered 96 of there own.


What is really annoying is it has got some likes from people who I thought knew better, really gone down in my estimation. It's followed by clowns actually trying to say that hooliganism played a part in Hillsborough

I saw something along the lines of "heysel, showing ukip how its done........ England out of Europe"


Not sure if it is meant to be a joke or serious