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December2012

People do it when they're hungover....

pc7

Newaglish wrote: »

To be fair, you could have cancer and still use Facebook...

No I'm talking about the pure attention seeking check ins for attention 'at my bed feeling poorly' or the example given they are exactly the type hope your ok Hun satires

Big Bag of Chips

Someone living abroad for the year....

"I can't believe the fking ignorance of some people. In a restaurant today and lit up a fag. Yoke at the table beside me with her kid gives me the dirtiest fking look. I go outside to finish the fag. When I came back in she didn't even fking look at me. No fking word of thanks.

Yeah.... Nice fking manners you're teaching your kid there."

Cue reply:

"You should have stubbed it out in her eye. That would teach her, stupid fking bitch LOL".

(I've edited grammar & txtspk. I just couldn't bring myself to type it as it was posted!)

Liam McPoyle

If Tracey Barlow was a pizza flavour she'd be deep pan mushroom and bleach

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Pat Custard

HAving fab time in portugal ..albufeira bit nippy in the evenings doh , having a cocktail now b4 dinner , never new how hard it would be to eat clean over here nobody understands what im saying . love it here but miss my little women

AlwaysAnyTime

Don't be so obtuse

Ciderswigger

Ciderswigger wrote: »

And its always "Nom nom. Wud luv dis. Me pleez. Hope I win" in the comments. Nom nom? Are you serious?

Nom

TrustedApple

Im writing from my heart as thats all i can do..i want the world to know how i feel about you You are my guardian angel in my life I firmly believe we met by faith and because we did I know we will be together forever In the last like month you have saved me from myself..been there when I have been at my worst..and no matter how bad i am you never give up on me Not many people are like that in this world. I am sooo happy and privileged that you are in my life and I cant imagine you not being there..its like my world would be incomplete...You understand me and nobody else does I trust you with my life and I will always be here for you. We share so much and its like we are two of a kind you make me happy and smile your smile is so beautiful and you are so beautiful It lights up my world to see you smile and so i smile too I keep you on my wrist and you know why I cant ever dream of not being with you I cant wait til August when i see you in person instead of hugging the computer I get to hold you in my arms and i know for a fact that i will never want to let you go You are the sunshine on my rainy days and you give me so much strength without you I am nothing So i want to thank you for coming into my life and being there for me Skype me later beautiful Love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A girl to another girl on my Facebook Go way LoL

ivytwine

samapple789 wrote: »

Im writing from my heart as thats all i can do..i want the world to know how i feel about you You are my guardian angel in my life I firmly believe we met by faith and because we did I know we will be together forever In the last like month you have saved me from myself..been there when I have been at my worst..and no matter how bad i am you never give up on me Not many people are like that in this world. I am sooo happy and privileged that you are in my life and I cant imagine you not being there..its like my world would be incomplete...You understand me and nobody else does I trust you with my life and I will always be here for you. We share so much and its like we are two of a kind you make me happy and smile your smile is so beautiful and you are so beautiful It lights up my world to see you smile and so i smile too I keep you on my wrist and you know why I cant ever dream of not being with you I cant wait til August when i see you in person instead of hugging the computer I get to hold you in my arms and i know for a fact that i will never want to let you go You are the sunshine on my rainy days and you give me so much strength without you I am nothing So i want to thank you for coming into my life and being there for me Skype me later beautiful Love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A girl to another girl on my Facebook Go way LoL

God I'd be so uncomfortable if a female friend wrote all that ****e on my wall. We're always telling each other that we think the world of each other (in PMs or in person!) but that- wow.
Unless are they actually a couple?

TrustedApple

ivytwine wrote: »

God I'd be so uncomfortable if a female friend wrote all that ****e on my wall. We're always telling each other that we think the world of each other (in PMs or in person!) but that- wow.
Unless are they actually a couple?

They are not a couple at all LoL.

I dont even think they have ever met in person LoL

Alf. A. Male

AlwaysAnyTime wrote: »

Don't be so obtuse

Did you forget to quote somebody or is that now just reposted randomly every few pages? Not sure I have your angle figured out?

fussyonion

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

Did you forget to quote somebody or is that now just reposted randomly every few pages? Not sure I have your angle angel figured out?

FYP

blinkey 101

mfceiling wrote: »

I have a cousin who does the same with her husband.........please die you pair of bástards - you live in the same house and post within minutes of each other...what the fcuk are you playing at!!

hahahahaha sorry you just made my week with that comment .

AlwaysAnyTime

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

Did you forget to quote somebody or is that now just reposted randomly every few pages? Not sure I have your angle figured out?

Oh come on, stop being so obtuse..

Alf. A. Male

AlwaysAnyTime wrote: »

Oh come on, stop being so obtuse..

I thought it was acute thing to say.

Oblong Gata

Now we're just going round in circles.....

Alf. A. Male

Oblong Gata wrote: »

Now we're just going round in circles.....

I knew you'd be oblong in a minute to say that.

sullivlo

Alf. A. Male wrote: »

I knew you'd be oblong in a minute to say that.

Has that been your hypotenuse all along?

FullblownRose

A friend of mine asked for unusual name ideas for her imminent newborn. Obviously, insisting that it MUST be a name someone has suggested on FB is strange. I find the ones along the lines of ''ten ways to confuse people'' with a list of madap things to do for a laugh, quite good. People who constantly post about 'negativity' and 'drama' yet seem to generate their fair share of it, annoy me. I knew someone who made a big show of being sweetness and light and when I removed her from my FB page, I found that there was no friction or petty arguments going on on my posts anymore. Another one is announcing you are going for a bath or to bed, every single time you are going to have a bath or go to bed.

FullblownRose

And repeated posts about watching out for bikers, commemorating soldiers, awareness weeks, i think they are called memes..the little boxes with a photo or a drawing and a text caption on them..oh yeah.. if you love your son/daughter share this picture...anti muslim propaganda, videos of cats doing silly things and anything that is lazily shared and no effort or thought put into writing an actual post of your own. Reposted lists of Man rules and Women rules which are all cringe making stereotypes and most of all, I dislike crowdfunding and Kickstarters and being asked to share them far and wide to reah as many people (who dont know the person trying to fundraise for themself) as possible, especially if it's shared once a day or more, how pushy!. No problem with people posting a link to their fundraising page if they're doing a sponsored marathon for harity or something, though.

Axel Lamp

FullblownRose wrote: »

And repeated posts about watching out for bikers, commemorating soldiers, awareness weeks, i think they are called memes..the little boxes with a photo or a drawing and a text caption on them..oh yeah.. if you love your son/daughter share this picture...anti muslim propaganda, videos of cats doing silly things and anything that is lazily shared and no effort or thought put into writing an actual post of your own. Reposted lists of Man rules and Women rules which are all cringe making stereotypes and most of all, I dislike crowdfunding and Kickstarters and being asked to share them far and wide to reah as many people (who dont know the person trying to fundraise for themself) as possible, especially if it's shared once a day or more, how pushy!. No problem with people posting a link to their fundraising page if they're doing a sponsored marathon for harity or something, though.

Settle down there, leave the cat videos out of this.

kunst nugget

Axel Lamp wrote: »

Settle down there, leave the cat videos out of this.

I don't get the obsession with cats on the internet. All of them look like sociopathic arseholes that would chew your face off if you had the temerity to drop dead in their company.

retro:electro

I hate the repeated posts giving a "heads up" about speed cameras or breathalysers on certain roads. I'm sorry but if you're thick enough to drink and drive you deserve to be caught

cynicalcough

"Nice sleepover in Mountjoy last nite.. ****in prison systems ****ed, they said i was a prison at large, an the see da govener dis morning an tells me it was a mistake.... Nice one yea, sound bloke!"

And some of the replies:

"False in prisionment so"

"over to a solicitor with tha"

"Go further bot dat.."

"I smell a claim (moneybags symbols)"

"Dnt let tat go take it further when ye got out u have went straight to solicitor so get movin big moneys there"

MagicIRL

Some poor motorist got a 6 month ban for parking in a disabled space, same rules should apply if they park in our spaces! Equality and all that jazzz

...ehhh?

MrVestek

I got defriended and called a self absorbed arrogant prick for leaving a group conversation the other day.

I mean I understand the self absorbed arrogant prick bit but defriending somebody just because they left a group conversation? One that I hadn't typed in?

One that was annoying the piss out of me due to constant notifications from EVERYONE that was forced into it?

Ok. Whatever love.

FullblownRose

MrVestek wrote: »

I got defriended and called a self absorbed arrogant prick for leaving a group conversation the other day.

I mean I understand the self absorbed arrogant prick bit but defriending somebody just because they left a group conversation? One that I hadn't typed in?

One that was annoying the piss out of me due to constant notifications from EVERYONE that was forced into it?

Ok. Whatever love.

Someone told me by FB email that a mutual friend was a ''cold'' person, because they left a group message. Those things can go on for ages with lots of inane replies.

IrishLad90

some good news and bad news
the good news is i got 2 letters today
i didnt get accepted into college and i have 3 penalty points/80 fine

Big Bag of Chips

FullblownRose wrote: »

Someone told me by FB email that a mutual friend was a ''cold'' person, because they left a group message. Those things can go on for ages with lots of inane replies.

I'm afraid to "unfollow" this thread, now

IrishLad90

does the fire brigade website have a firewall