Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

~Rebel~ · 22-05-2014 09:01PM

brevity wrote: »

How about a good movie to sort you right out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ybn1NpSJ0

Certainly something i'll take a gander at!

Also really looking forward to seeing this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIeKkjJNM6A

mike65 · 22-05-2014 09:03PM

Brad Smith made his England U21 debut tonight in the Toulon they beat Qatar 3-0

mav79 · 22-05-2014 09:04PM

5starpool wrote: »

What a b*stard!!!!! He'll go to any lengths to use the disabled parking spaces.;)

Agueroooo · 22-05-2014 09:06PM

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

#shìtjokeday

Grayditch · 22-05-2014 09:14PM

That cup joke is only not funny to yous, cause yer Liverpool fans.

Trust me, if you didn't follow Liverpool, the pure genius would really shine through, it just works on so many levels.

Agueroooo · 22-05-2014 09:17PM

Grayditch wrote: »

That cup joke is only not funny to yous, cause yer Liverpool fans.

Trust me, if you didn't follow Liverpool, the pure genius would really shine through, it just works on so many levels.

But wouldn't all the plastic cups in the water coolers throughout the stadium and offices cause a fire risk of spreading.

So factually its both not funny and incorrect.

Now!

Vinz Mesrine · 22-05-2014 09:20PM

Why would the fire chief ring Brendan Rodgers though??

5starpool · 22-05-2014 09:20PM

Grayditch wrote: »

That cup joke is only not funny to yous, cause yer Liverpool fans.

Trust me, if you didn't follow Liverpool, the pure genius would really shine through, it just works on so many levels.

Liverpool fans are still the worst evidently.

Washington Irving · 22-05-2014 09:22PM

Vinz Mesrine wrote: »

Why would the fire chief ring Brendan Rodgers though??

I believe he was a failed firefighter before his career as a used car salesman.

mike65 · 22-05-2014 09:22PM

Agueroooo wrote: »

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

#shìtjokeday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hn1jWMHw5I

Agueroooo · 22-05-2014 09:24PM

Vinz Mesrine wrote: »

Why would the fire chief ring Brendan Rodgers though??

again another problem with the joke and well spotted sir.

See I would say the club have an emergency preparedness plan in place, and there would be a chain of communication in the event of fire.

I would be very surprised if Brendan Rodagers was part of the core group to be advised of the initial problems, and alerts associated with the outbreak of fire at the stadium.

Now who's for cake?

delw · 22-05-2014 09:25PM

Hitchens wrote: »

the Liverpool Fire Chief rang Brendan the other night and said,

"Mr Rodgers, Anfield Stadium is on fire but we're doing our best to put it out"

Brendan screamed, "the cups, the cups, save the cups"

The Fire Chief said, "calm down sir, it hasn't reached the canteen yet"! :pac:

But did he say the pandas are ok?This is very concerning news

hefferboi · 22-05-2014 09:26PM

We'll always have old Big Ears though

Vinz Mesrine · 22-05-2014 09:27PM

Jesus, could you imagine this place by August if we don't sign anyone

5live · 22-05-2014 09:28PM

I'll be sad when we get to talk about football again.

The direction this thread takes is surreal at times:-)

Agueroooo · 22-05-2014 09:28PM

delw wrote: »

But did he say the pandas are ok?This is very concerning news

Ya sap they are off on hoiidays this week.

Alton Towers I believe.

Lucky sods.

Grayditch · 22-05-2014 09:36PM

Glen Johnson has a Thundercats mug he's very partial to. The canteen lady keeps it in a separate cupboard for him. The thing is chipped but he won't drink from anything else.

One time when the canteen lady was away on holiday, the stand in gave the cup to Cissokho to drink his green tea. Johnson strolls in and see a this and the chap's inconsolable for weeks, and I don't wanna be tinfoil hat about it, but it coincided with his dip in form.

It's not even got the Thundercats logo, or aul Liono flexin', or anything, it was one of Mumm-Ra's side kicks. I mean, I doubt that particular cup even sold well in the grand scheme of things, so replacing it would be a nightmare.

Think about that next time you throw those cup jokes around, yeah? There's a serious side to it.

Rayne Wooney · 22-05-2014 09:39PM

Where did the fire chief get the phone and what's he doing in 21st century Liverpool

Agueroooo · 22-05-2014 09:39PM

Grayditch wrote: »

Glen Johnson has a Thundercats mug he's very partial to. The canteen lady keeps it in a separate cupboard for him. The thing is chipped but he won't drink from anything else.

One time when the canteen lady was away on holiday, the stand in gave the cup to Cissokho to drink his green tea. Johnson strolls in and see a this and the chap's inconsolable for weeks, and I don't wanna be tinfoil hat about it, but it coincided with his dip in form.

It's not even got the Thundercats logo, or aul Liono flexin', or anything, it was one of Mumm-Ra's side kicks. I mean, I doubt that particular cup even sold well in the grand scheme of things, so replacing it would be a nightmare.

Think about that next time you throw those cup jokes around, yeah? There's a serious side to it.

Did you hear how it got chipped?...

Suarez was teasing him and threw it to Reina who let it slip (surprise surprise)
Reina was shipped out to Napoli the next day and Suarez was put on drying up duty for a week.

mike65 · 22-05-2014 09:39PM

Just reading

http://www.barcablog.com/2012/05/barcelona-transfers-lessons-that-must.html

I'd forgotten just how massive Barcas spending was at the turn of the century and how little they got for the money. Some real whoppers in the shameful list of the signed.

Devilman40k · 22-05-2014 09:41PM

delw wrote: »

But did he say the pandas are ok?This is very concerning news

We're fine, some are in Alton Towers...some of us got singed in the blaze

Agueroooo · 22-05-2014 09:41PM

/stabs out joint.

Devilman40k · 22-05-2014 09:43PM

Agueroooo wrote: »

Did you hear how it got chipped?...

Suarez was teasing him and threw it to Reina who let it slip (surprise surprise)
Reina was shipped out to Napoli the next day and Suarez was put on drying up duty for a week.

You sure? I heard it was handed to Gerrard and well.....

Pyjamarama · 22-05-2014 09:43PM

Grayditch wrote: »

It's not even got the Thundercats logo, or aul Liono flexin', or anything, it was one of Mumm-Ra's side kicks. I mean, I doubt that particular cup even sold well in the grand scheme of things, so replacing it would be a nightmare.

Jackal Man?? They're goldust. You might be able to pick up one from the latest rehashing of the series but from the original?? No chance... Glenjo would prob play rubbish for the whole season if it got damaged... hang on a minute... that would explain a lot...

Iused2likebusts · 22-05-2014 09:44PM

5starpool wrote: »

He reminds me of ET there.

Vinz Mesrine · 22-05-2014 09:46PM

We need a dishwasher at Melwood. A new direction for Victor Moses possibly?

Devilman40k · 22-05-2014 09:47PM

Vinz Mesrine wrote: »

We need a dishwasher at Melwood. A new direction for Victor Moses possibly?

What? We going to use his forehead to shine them?? Can't see any other use for him than that

Grayditch · 22-05-2014 09:50PM

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Where did the fire chief get the phone and what's he doing in 21st century Liverpool

He was the guy in charge when we last won a cup, though. He deserved to be notified.

Agueroooo · 22-05-2014 09:52PM

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Anfield was tiny back then, but at least it did have a roof of sorts.

Knex* · 22-05-2014 10:12PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cos Liverpool are shit.

Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

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