Your driving pet hates

foxy farmer · 05-05-2014 08:29PM

What about the muppet who almost drives their car through the filling station door because they couldn't be bothered walking 20-30 metres. Came out of a shop recently and the door hit an Audi parked outside. Nearly had to climb over the bonnet to get by. Waited to see who was the culprit. A healthy well dressed man in his 30s. Didn't seem to be in any hurry either. Why ffs?

Bpmull · 05-05-2014 08:49PM

1. Drivers who have there rear wipers on All the time even when it's perfectly dry.

2. Miss use of lights in general and blown bulbs.

3. Parking on a double yellow line is one thing but people who park right on the corner of a T junction for example so they are blocking one lane of trafic and putting people in dangerous position and just blocking the road up in general by parking where they shouldn't have.

4. People who drive around with parts hanging of there cars and touching the road, exhaust heat shields, engine sump gaurds, front bumper actually touching the ground and causing a potential danger if they fall of. In most cases they make a loud enough noise so the driver should know something is wrong.

endacl · 05-05-2014 08:51PM

The price of petrol.

bodhi085 · 05-05-2014 08:55PM

Parking on double yellow lines is not ok. But if you put your hazard lights on while parked on them then that is ok.
I can't seem to find that rule in the driving handbook though.. How strange.

I forgot to add that it's not as bad if you put half you're vehicle parked on a footpath. Softens the inconvenience to others.

Colonel Sanders · 05-05-2014 09:19PM

So many pet hates so little time....

- lane hoggers
- people who are happy pottering along 20km/h below the speed limit then hug the white line and/or speed up when you over take (safely)
- two lanes round abouts. The person is in the outside lane indicating right but actually wants to go straight on. Then there's the lad in the outside lane who wants to go right but manages to swing into the inside lane where you are and back to the outside while going round said round about
- people already well below the limit slowing further when there's a speed camera
- people who brake going round the slightest bend
- people who come to a complete stop when turning left
- no use of indicators
- people who tail gate you despite having no intention of over taking

A small number, I could actually go on all night

Edit: how I could I forget "onlookers". I remember the first time I heard "onlookers are causing a delay" on the traffic news. Thought how could somebody be so stupid as to slow down on a motorway for a quick gawk at what was going on. Little did I know how many people that stupid there actually are

Dord · 05-05-2014 09:29PM

Toyota Yaris drivers. Ridiculously slow, random braking, and seemingly unaware of the world around them.

DuckHook · 05-05-2014 09:33PM

Voodoomelon wrote: »

I find these threads funny; every person that's posted has no doubt performed one of these pet hates before, even just once, which is all it takes for another person to be inconvenienced by it and then complain about it.

And so the endless circle of humans being humans continues.

Thread needed this contribution, thanks for the insight :rolleyes:.

Personally people not indicating on roundabouts drives me nuts.

Sam Kade · 05-05-2014 09:51PM

DuckHook wrote: »

Thread needed this contribution, thanks for the insight :rolleyes:.

Personally people not indicating on roundabouts drives me nuts.

When you do indicate on roundabouts as I always do you will still get clowns to drive out in front of you :mad:

I was going around a roundabout one day turning right with my indicator on and an idiot drives out in front of me then stops on the roundabout. When I beckoned him to move on he shakes his head at me, absolutely clueless :rolleyes:

silverbolt · 05-05-2014 10:26PM

people who see you pull out at roundabouts and THEN proceed to drive right across you like someone just kicked them up the arse.

people on thier phone when driving.

people carriers who over take tractors on bends (this frightened the hell out of me)

not indicating.

coolisin · 05-05-2014 11:06PM

People who piddle along slowly on the various N roads around the country that you never get an opportunity to overtake but continue at the same speed through whatever town they hit.

Speed bumps I can't go over them fast as the car will bottom out on some of the stupid speed bumps around the place.

dgt · 06-05-2014 01:00AM

coolisin wrote: »

Speed bumps I can't go over them fast as the car will bottom out on some of the stupid speed bumps around the place.

I can take speedbumps at normal speeds but can't go over speedbumps in a normal manner due to the car being quite low. I have had assholes attempt to overtake me when I'm going over the speedbumps, that makes me see red.

Or numpties creeping over speedbumps in normal height cars.... Afraid to damage your wreck of a car? :rolleyes:

pablo128 · 06-05-2014 01:11AM

dgt wrote: »

I can take speedbumps at normal speeds but can't go over speedbumps in a normal manner due to the car being quite low. I have had assholes attempt to overtake me when I'm going over the speedbumps, that makes me see red.

Or numpties creeping over speedbumps in normal height cars.... Afraid to damage your wreck of a car? :rolleyes:

VAG diesels are well known for cracking alloy sumps on speed ramps. We supply loads of them in work. If I drove a Tdi, I'd be crawling over them too. Thankfully, I drove a Toyota, and I am able to lamp over them, so I am!:D

ellavin · 06-05-2014 01:13AM

Someone pulling out in front of you and proceeds to travel at 35mph

dgt · 06-05-2014 01:16AM

pablo128 wrote: »

VAG diesels are well known for cracking alloy sumps on speed ramps. We supply loads of them in work. If I drove a Tdi, I'd be crawling over them too. Thankfully, I drove a Toyota, and I am able to lamp over them, so I am!:D

I'm well aware of that issue

However there is no excuse for a Disco 3/Hyundai Trampjet/Corolla Verso to be cringing over speedbumps.... I should be cringing over them but never bother, even with a 120mm drop and alu sump

Jumboman · 06-05-2014 01:24AM

BMW drivers in general.

Zcott · 06-05-2014 01:39AM

Small vans with business wraps on them with rear wipers running constantly.

jca · 06-05-2014 02:34AM

People posting break on motoring threads. The word is brake B_R_A_K_E does my fookin head in.
Front fog lights on constantly...
"driver" approaches roundabout with right indicator flashing merrily....and then drives straight through... Me bloody nerves..

ardle1 · 06-05-2014 02:38AM

Letting me out at a junction.. 'half heartedly'! FLASH your freaking lights I'm not SuperMan, I can barely see your finger 'rising' 1mm above your steering wheel.

challengemaster · 06-05-2014 03:26AM

Drivers that practically stop to take a corner/turn off the main road.

Also drivers that don't move into the clearly painted turning lane when there is one, but rather straddle both lanes and then come to almost a halt to take the turn. :mad:

Witcher · 06-05-2014 03:39AM

People exiting a motorway or dual carriage way that slow right down in the lane then move across to the slip road at the last possible moment thereby slowing everyone down. Move over then brake you knob.

Drivers who don't like being behind other cars but drive 20km/h under the limit. Overtook a lad one day that was going 80 in a 100, I passed him and went right to 100..the fcuker sped up to about 120 blazed past me and then slowed down to 80 again:pac: It wasn't some young lad being a prick or anything..he was about 60.

NipNip · 06-05-2014 08:24AM

Even when people indicate on roundabouts, or if you're waiting to turn right out of a junction and a car is indicating left, I never trust them. So many people who indicate incorrectly, you'd be an eejit to 'believe them' just because they're indicating lol. My driving instructor actually told me to wait until you can see wheels turning!

Btw - I slow down on corners and speed up on the straight. Unless there's someone up me hole, in which case I'll let them off on the straight. Don't fancy going around a bend on two wheels in fifth gear!

Truckermal · 06-05-2014 09:18AM

Why the fcuk can people not merge onto a Dual carriageway or motorway properly I am sick of idiots crawling down the slip road and then braking at the last second.

I cannot jump into the overtaking lane if I am driving an artic to allow people to merge plus I don't want to as the fools normally match your speed and leave you in lane two like a fool.

The J Stands for Jay · 06-05-2014 09:36AM

otmmyboy2 wrote: »

Not speeding up to motorway speed on a slip road going on to a motorway.

Do these people even know what a motorway is?

Sam Kade · 06-05-2014 10:23AM

pablo128 wrote: »

I'm sorry but that absolutely defeats the purpose of a roundabout.
I can grudgingly accept traffic lights on some roundabouts, but stop signs are taking the piss.

No need to be sorry I didn't put them there, however they are there and you need to watch out for them.

djimi · 06-05-2014 11:11AM

Experienced this at all least three times in the past 48 hours or so: drivers pulling into the overtaking lane to pass someone out and proceeding drive about 2mph faster than the car that they are overtaking, so it takes them a good minute to complete the move.

Also drivers who hover just behind you in the next lane over. So many times I have tried to pull into the overtaking lane but had to think twice because I wasnt entirely sure if I was being overtaken myself or not. Sometimes flicking on the indicator will spark these geniuses to life (theyll fly by you as if someone just lit a fire under their arse), but not always.

blastman · 06-05-2014 12:31PM

Everything on this thread so far.

I've noticed this happen at least twice in the past few weeks, where I'll be stopped a red light, with a car or (in one case) a motorbike in front of me. The head in front waits a few seconds, sees there's nothing coming and decides that they don't want to wait for the green light and carry on through the red. Did I miss a meeting or something?

dr.fuzzenstein · 06-05-2014 12:44PM

ofcork wrote: »

People who see you coming but pull out at the last minute and then proceed to crawl WHY?

A friend of mine completely lost it when some old bastard did that to him.
He actually overtook, stopped and walked up to the car and asked "excuse me kind sir, can you tell me what your fornicating problem is?".
The guy spluttered and stuttered, but said something to the tune of
"I thought you where going too fast".
So there you have it. They do it on purpose to teach us young whippersnappers a lesson, because they are self proclaimed road warriors that gallantly and tirelessly enforce their own version of the ROTR.
They are the same people who will move out and speed up when you overtake them and follow you beeping and flashing for several miles. Another favourite of mine.
There should be frequent tests and anyone found to be baths*t insane, should not be allowed to drive.

H3llR4iser · 06-05-2014 01:00PM

Plenty of the stuff mentioned in this thread. I have to add myself to the "breaks/brakes" mistake haters. It's unbelievable, I'd say there are more people getting it wrong than right. It is "brakes", not "breaks"; "The car brakes" and "The car breaks" are very, very different concepts (usually the second happens because of a failure in the first

).

Having to nail down a few "pet hates":

- Staying in the middle of the road or moving full left to turn right, blocking the entire line of traffic behind them: almost every single driver out there does it;

- Schmucks blocking junctions, access roads and gates queuing up in traffic. Happens outside home every effing night (thanks Cork City Council for putting up the stupidest, least useful traffic light in the history of mankind);

Yesterday being bank holiday, I guess the "funny drivers" were out in force. Driving around countryside road, I came up to no less than three different people who where slowing down to a crawl coming up the slightest of the corners, only to accelerate up to 80-90 km/h on the straights - when I was thinking about overtaking.

Moneymaker · 06-05-2014 01:19PM

VW Bora drivers.

The Pheasant2 · 06-05-2014 01:29PM

No indicators

People who stop as soon as the light goes amber

People who sit in the righthand lane preventing any overtaking

People who refer to the right lane as "the fast lane"

People who park on bends (it should be legal to key cars that are parked on bends - drives me mad!)

Slow drivers in general

Your driving pet hates

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