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  • #7232
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Please dont give this guy a dog!

    I just died laughing!


  • #7233
    gnfnrhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,478 ✭✭✭✭gnfnrhead


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    Can you actually get banned from Facebook? :eek:

    Who knew!

    (I didn't)

    If you dont confirm your account with a phone number you can be blocked and even deleted if you get reported.


  • #7234
    Kaiser D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭Kaiser D


    anna080 wrote: »
    I just died laughing!

    RIP in peace hun

    xxxxxx


  • #7235
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Kaiser D wrote: »
    RIP in peace hun

    xxxxxx

    Yeah rip, ur with d angles now.


  • #7236
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Kaiser D wrote: »
    RIP in peace hun

    xxxxxx

    Lyk dis if u cri evrytim


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  • #7237
    Thundering_Sky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87 ✭✭Thundering_Sky


    There was a lunar eclipse on Tuesday, as a result I defriended one person: " where's da moon gone lads? Did it explode or something?"


  • #7238
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Yeah rip, ur with d angles now.

    he only takes de best!!!


    I should probably go to sleep. Been up buying a present for my OH to give him the morning of our wedding. Which is 5 weeks away. It is the most amazing gift ever and he's going to love it.

    I swear I give the best presents.

    Trivial thing that annoys me? (and everyone else) I can never shut up about my wedding :o

    I've just seen a video from his stag on facebook and hes wearing this :( but with a bright pink afro wig. Christ.
    http://www.fancydressoutlet.co.uk/images/69-costume-32724.jpg


  • #7239
    focus_mad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭focus_mad


    The woman's cousin has two kids (she's a single mam) and all she puts up the whole time is "proudest mammy" or "loving life spending time with the kids".. Of course she's on 15 different types of benefits !!

    Best one I've seen from her was;
    "Oh Jesus.. <kid's name> ran on to the road and almost got hit by a jeep. Lucky it wasn't going fast lol".

    Cue a few a her mates "loling" etc etc. I think she must have been dropped as a child.


  • #7240
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,157 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Please dont give this guy a dog!

    What the fuck did I just read? This guy sprinkled txtspk all over his post!


  • #7241
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    "any communion parents out der wat way do kids take.it.hand or mouth my cody still hasnt a clue god love him lol"

    Poor kid.


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  • #7242
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    BNMC wrote: »
    "any communion parents out der wat way do kids take.it.hand or mouth my cody still hasnt a clue god love him lol"

    Poor kid.

    She sounds dedicated to her faith and not at all like she's having her kid go through the motions for the sake of it!


  • #7243
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Her Cody doesn't sound like the smartest tool in the shed. Chip of the aul block by the looks of it


  • #7244
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,426 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    BNMC wrote: »
    "any communion parents out der wat way do kids take.it.hand or mouth my cody still hasnt a clue god love him lol"

    Poor kid.

    If she's taken it in the hand or mouth she wouldn't have such a ........ little angel!


  • #7245
    extra gravy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,265 ✭✭✭✭extra gravy


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    If she's taken it in the hand of mouth she wouldn't have such a ........ little angle!

    FYP :)


  • #7246
    Ramiro Billions Holster
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Ramiro Billions Holster


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    I don't even...

    Yeah, none of that makes any sense to me... :confused:

    1) Did he not realise when he picked up the kettle and it wasn't warm?
    2) Did he not realise when he poured the water and there was no steam?
    3) Did he not notice when he was pouring the water and the cup didn't get warm?
    4) Did he not notice the cup was cold "all the way" upstairs to where he took a sip?
    5) hashtag75?

    Not to mention the water won't take the tea anyway if it's cold. I've done it before like an eejit, but it's pretty easy to tell it's not working when the water is staying clear despite the teabag :confused:


  • #7247
    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,661 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    "I just did the biggest Facebook 'friends' clear out I've ever done... only people I know, like & interact with have stayed on the bus. Well done everyone, happy to have you on board ;)"

    I barely know the chap.


  • #7248
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    ivytwine wrote: »
    She sounds dedicated to her faith and not at all like she's having her kid go through the motions for the sake of it!


    You mean all the money they get!!


  • #7249
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Voodoomelon wrote: »
    "I just did the biggest Facebook 'friends' clear out I've ever done... only people I know, like & interact with have stayed on the bus. Well done everyone, happy to have you on board ;)"

    I barely know the chap.
    People who talk about doing a friend clear out: instant de-friend.


  • #7250
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Jesus Christ above in Dublin, I shared a Waterford Whispers link I found amusing, and someone commented with a link to their article on "Ryan Tubridy Found Dead Inside" (the comments of which were comedy gold)

    and then wrote

    "I think I would put a big ? on what I read from that website."

    What should I do? :eek:


  • #7251
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Muise... wrote: »
    Jesus Christ above in Dublin, I shared a Waterford Whispers link I found amusing, and someone commented with a link to their article on "Ryan Tubridy Found Dead Inside" (the comments of which were comedy gold)

    and then wrote

    "I think I would put a big ? on what I read from that website."

    What should I do? :eek:

    I'd reply with:

    I'd put a big ? on your ability to detect satire.


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  • #7252
    cynicalcough
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 127 ✭✭cynicalcough


    For those who don't wanna talk ta me or ain't happy wit me cause of last nite hospitalised again.. Until ya have walked in my shoes for a day don't judge me! I don't need you's are symphony, I don't need you's are lectures even tho ya tink yas are helping.. But come ere for you's dat don't wanna talk ya me or ain't happy or watever, tink bout it, wen I'm necking tablets who's askin for sum, wen you's are neckin tablets who's da ones offering me dem? But (name) overdoses again an yas hate me don't wanna talk ta me or watever, yas are great support offering an poppin wit me, different story den Isn it? Yeah exactly! So I don't need yas are **** I've enough on me mind dan ya be worrying bou wat you's tink of me! I don't need any yas I'm not a ****in kid I'll make me own decisions! So see me middle finger sit on it! An remember I don't need you's are symphony so go **** yas are selfs #Hypercrites


  • #7253
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    cynicalcough wrote: »
    I don't need you's are symphony

    Brilliant! I've visions of the RTE Orchestra playing music for this person :D


  • #7254
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    cynicalcough wrote: »
    you's are symphony

    Symphony. :D

    Is 'you's are' an even more stupid version of 'yizzer'?


  • #7255
    cynicalcough
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 127 ✭✭cynicalcough


    #hypercrites :pac:


  • #7256
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    cynicalcough wrote: »
    #hypercrites :pac:

    Wasn't he the medical lad, the Hypercrites Oath?


  • #7257
    Custardpi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Bobblehead Panda wrote: »
    Symphony. :D

    Is 'you's are' an even more stupid version of 'yizzer'?

    Hey, don't knock "yizzer". It's a fine Dublinian word which corrects the lack in standard English of a collective second person possessive pronoun. One of the many ways in which Hiberno-English improves upon the original language.


  • #7258
    FurBabyMomma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭FurBabyMomma


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Wasn't he the medical lad, the Hypercrites Oath?

    http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9869953.jpg


  • #7259
    milltown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,623 ✭✭✭milltown


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Please dont give this guy a dog!

    This guy should be in a hm.


  • #7260
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    cynicalcough wrote: »
    For those who don't wanna talk ta me or ain't happy wit me cause of last nite hospitalised again.. Until ya have walked in my shoes for a day don't judge me! I don't need you's are symphony, I don't need you's are lectures even tho ya tink yas are helping.. But come ere for you's dat don't wanna talk ya me or ain't happy or watever, tink bout it, wen I'm necking tablets who's askin for sum, wen you's are neckin tablets who's da ones offering me dem? But (name) overdoses again an yas hate me don't wanna talk ta me or watever, yas are great support offering an poppin wit me, different story den Isn it? Yeah exactly! So I don't need yas are **** I've enough on me mind dan ya be worrying bou wat you's tink of me! I don't need any yas I'm not a ****in kid I'll make me own decisions! So see me middle finger sit on it! An remember I don't need you's are symphony so go **** yas are selfs #Hypercrites

    Is that for real?
    Who puts that kind of thing on FB? :eek:


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  • #7261
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    pc7 wrote: »
    Brilliant! I've visions of the RTE Orchestra playing music for this person :D
    A bittersweet symphony I think.


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