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Ihatecuddles · 25-03-2014 03:53PM

But...they're so cute and innocent looking!

Muise... · 25-03-2014 03:55PM

mauzo! wrote: »

But...they're so cute and innocent looking!

psychedelic demons is what they are!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G89aIQDlbB4

IvyTheTerrible · 25-03-2014 03:56PM

mauzo! wrote: »

But...they're so cute and innocent looking!

O rly? http://agentmlovestacos.com/post/1006447680/why-ducks-wear-dog-masks

Sweet dreams!

ivytwine · 25-03-2014 09:16PM

Funkfield wrote: »

So, what are the odds of that happening?

All too high :mad:

Cool_CM · 25-03-2014 09:31PM

Well, that's my craving for useless information satisfied for the day!

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/

yerwanthere123 · 25-03-2014 11:03PM

Cool_CM wrote: »

Well, that's my craving for useless information satisfied for the day!

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/

"His name is duck and he's here to f*ck"
Nice.

itac · 26-03-2014 02:49AM

apologies if this has been posted before, but thought it was too good not to share...!

http://www.viralnova.com/hilarious-facebook-fails/

yerwanthere123 · 27-03-2014 01:32AM

"To all girls who die for a "ZERO FIGURE", sweetie remember real men go for curves, only dogs go for bones"

Tetra · 27-03-2014 02:35AM

So this guy keeps ranting about being single. Same guy as a few days ago. Other people are giving advice:

"Where there is love but no trust, there can be no relationship =''("

Comments:

Friend 1: Lets go over the basics. Aside from being smart and in touch with your emotions what do you bring to the table? When I women looks at your life what does she see? Just saying you never post about doing anything. Hobbies... cars... sports... what do you do in your free time? Do women desire this?

OP: Sure I do, I post about many other things. I'm almost always active and doing things, and I'm tagged in them frequently. My life is terrific. This post is about lack of trust.

Friend 1: I guess I just don't see it. My apologies. But seriously do you play video games?

Friend 2: Good point. Instead of dwelling on the negatives focus on your positive traits and activities. You are starting a new business, love gaming, have a good sense of humor, and are hiking. If you can focus on these things instead if obsessing over relationships you will be golden and attract your dream girl. You gotta stop venting on Facebook. Negative energy kills your mojo.

OP: No. I actually stopped doing that a few years ago. I mountain climb, hike, indoor skydive, explore restaurants, bars, shows, concerts, etc. I am starting a business with a group of friends of mine. There's many awesome and exciting things about me. It's not about negative energy. I use Facebook sorry of as a public diary and also an outlet for friends to assist me with these things. Facebook gives me a way to get rid of the negative energy.

Friend 1: A girl wants to see you doing somthing badass not talking about it. And by the way I just joined the gym and there is alot of people there you can meet and socialize

Friend 2: I see where you are coming from and am guilty of venting on Fb. But I realized I am better off going to good friends and talking to them as opposed to venting here. Have you heard of the law of attraction, I'll explain it to you.

OP: I refuse to play those games. I'm me, this is my wall, my choice what to post on it, and if this helps me the best, then I will continue to use it as such. No offense to you guys. And seriously, this was just a simple post about trust being essential for a relationship. That has absolutely nothing to do with my hobbies,interests,or what I do for fun.

Friend 1: This is a public outlet. Which means you put yourself out for public opinion. Just saying."

yerwanthere123 · 27-03-2014 04:42AM

Tetra wrote: »

So this guy keeps ranting about being single. Same guy as a few days ago. Other people are giving advice:

"Where there is love but no trust, there can be no relationship =''("

Comments:

Friend 1: Lets go over the basics. Aside from being smart and in touch with your emotions what do you bring to the table? When I women looks at your life what does she see? Just saying you never post about doing anything. Hobbies... cars... sports... what do you do in your free time? Do women desire this?

OP: Sure I do, I post about many other things. I'm almost always active and doing things, and I'm tagged in them frequently. My life is terrific. This post is about lack of trust.

Friend 1: I guess I just don't see it. My apologies. But seriously do you play video games?

Friend 2: Good point. Instead of dwelling on the negatives focus on your positive traits and activities. You are starting a new business, love gaming, have a good sense of humor, and are hiking. If you can focus on these things instead if obsessing over relationships you will be golden and attract your dream girl. You gotta stop venting on Facebook. Negative energy kills your mojo.

OP: No. I actually stopped doing that a few years ago. I mountain climb, hike, indoor skydive, explore restaurants, bars, shows, concerts, etc. I am starting a business with a group of friends of mine. There's many awesome and exciting things about me. It's not about negative energy. I use Facebook sorry of as a public diary and also an outlet for friends to assist me with these things. Facebook gives me a way to get rid of the negative energy.

Friend 1: A girl wants to see you doing somthing badass not talking about it. And by the way I just joined the gym and there is alot of people there you can meet and socialize

Friend 2: I see where you are coming from and am guilty of venting on Fb. But I realized I am better off going to good friends and talking to them as opposed to venting here. Have you heard of the law of attraction, I'll explain it to you.

OP: I refuse to play those games. I'm me, this is my wall, my choice what to post on it, and if this helps me the best, then I will continue to use it as such. No offense to you guys. And seriously, this was just a simple post about trust being essential for a relationship. That has absolutely nothing to do with my hobbies,interests,or what I do for fun.

Friend 1: This is a public outlet. Which means you put yourself out for public opinion. Just saying."

How incredibly sad. Who over the age of 15 actually uses Facebook as a "public diary"? How can he not see how much of a desperate loser he's making himself look? Weird.

GenieOz · 27-03-2014 07:50AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"To all girls who die for a "ZERO FIGURE", sweetie remember real men go for curves, only dogs go for bones"

Usually don't mind that as it's accompanied by the

"Hold up, real men go for whatever the fûck they like" post.

It is particularly annoying though, trying to push the reason you can't get a lad to go out with you as the lads fault(being a dog)..maybe it's the rolls of fat putting him off?
(That's usually the motivation for these posts, they're not aimed at the skinnier women at all and I don't think I've ever seen a girl below a size 18 put it up)

December2012 · 27-03-2014 08:45AM

Tetra wrote: »

So this guy keeps ranting about being single. Same guy as a few days ago. Other people are giving advice:

"Where there is love climb,

....painfully emo rant....

Just saying."

That guy has good friends.

GenieOz · 27-03-2014 09:00AM

December2012 wrote: »

That guy has good friends.

Incredibly patient friends. I'd say they're only some of the tiny few left though

everdead.ie · 27-03-2014 09:12AM

Tetra wrote: »

So this guy keeps ranting about being single. Same guy as a few days ago. Other people are giving advice:

"Where there is love but no trust, there can be no relationship =''("

Comments:

Friend 1: Lets go over the basics. Aside from being smart and in touch with your emotions what do you bring to the table? When I women looks at your life what does she see? Just saying you never post about doing anything. Hobbies... cars... sports... what do you do in your free time? Do women desire this?

OP: Sure I do, I post about many other things. I'm almost always active and doing things, and I'm tagged in them frequently. My life is terrific. This post is about lack of trust.

Friend 1: I guess I just don't see it. My apologies. But seriously do you play video games?

Friend 2: Good point. Instead of dwelling on the negatives focus on your positive traits and activities. You are starting a new business, love gaming, have a good sense of humor, and are hiking. If you can focus on these things instead if obsessing over relationships you will be golden and attract your dream girl. You gotta stop venting on Facebook. Negative energy kills your mojo.

OP: No. I actually stopped doing that a few years ago. I mountain climb, hike, indoor skydive, explore restaurants, bars, shows, concerts, etc. I am starting a business with a group of friends of mine. There's many awesome and exciting things about me. It's not about negative energy. I use Facebook sorry of as a public diary and also an outlet for friends to assist me with these things. Facebook gives me a way to get rid of the negative energy.

Friend 1: A girl wants to see you doing somthing badass not talking about it. And by the way I just joined the gym and there is alot of people there you can meet and socialize

Friend 2: I see where you are coming from and am guilty of venting on Fb. But I realized I am better off going to good friends and talking to them as opposed to venting here. Have you heard of the law of attraction, I'll explain it to you.

OP: I refuse to play those games. I'm me, this is my wall, my choice what to post on it, and if this helps me the best, then I will continue to use it as such. No offense to you guys. And seriously, this was just a simple post about trust being essential for a relationship. That has absolutely nothing to do with my hobbies,interests,or what I do for fun.

Friend 1: This is a public outlet. Which means you put yourself out for public opinion. Just saying."

Friend 1 obviously a boardsie probably reading this thread.

FurBabyMomma · 27-03-2014 09:30AM

This guy should keep using Facebook as a diary and hopefully set his profile to public, allowing all women advance warning of his emotional stuntedness and enabling them to steer well clear.

CarMe · 28-03-2014 08:26AM

Who d **** is Micheal Shoemacker an who gives a bollox

lfqnic · 28-03-2014 09:30AM

I actually cringe when I read Tetra's friend's stuff.

Tetra wrote: »

OP: No. I actually stopped doing that a few years ago. I mountain climb, hike, indoor skydive, explore restaurants, bars, shows, concerts, etc. I am starting a business with a group of friends of mine. There's many awesome and exciting things about me. It's not about negative energy. I use Facebook sorry of as a public diary and also an outlet for friends to assist me with these things. Facebook gives me a way to get rid of the negative energy.

OP: I refuse to play those games. I'm me, this is my wall, my choice what to post on it, and if this helps me the best, then I will continue to use it as such. No offense to you guys. And seriously, this was just a simple post about trust being essential for a relationship. That has absolutely nothing to do with my hobbies,interests,or what I do for fun.

Christ he sounds insufferable! I know a guy just like that - stubbon as a mule, convinced he's a catch and that the only reason women aren't into him is because he's obese and bitches be shallow. Imagine refusing to be in a sexual relationship with someone just because you're not sexually attracted to them - the cheek!

I particularly like how through all the bitching about people being shallow and unyielding, he says:

What I really want is someone who will love me for me, and not complain about things that I need to change. Someone who is dedicated and loyal, and who doesn't still look for something better... Attractiveness matters, of course, but I am more for that "cute girl next door" look. I don't go for the overly sexy strong types, or for larger girls. It's just my preference."

Essentially: I'll do nothing whatsoever to improve my flaws, and if you're fat or sexy () thanks but no thanks!

XxMCRxBabyxX · 28-03-2014 11:01PM

I'm presuming that she had just broken up with her girlfriend although she did like it so perhaps something else?

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Quazzie · 28-03-2014 11:04PM

Is irish your first language? I didnt even think you could use facebook like that.

XxMCRxBabyxX · 28-03-2014 11:10PM

Quazzie wrote: »

Is irish your first language? I didnt even think you could use facebook like that.

Not really but it is a big part of my family so I have my Facebook set in Irish as some kind of effort to keep it in my everyday life and to try improve it. You can set it in Irish through the language options - there's also options like Pirate and upside down!

Tetra · 29-03-2014 02:18AM

When people check in at the gym :rolleyes:

"No pain, no big ass burger"

Tetra · 29-03-2014 02:25AM

Ok...here we go again...I'm getting scared now...

"What's on MY mind? Loneliness. Missing someone that I truly love with all my heart. A struggle every day that I force myself to smile through. A fake smile, hiding the pain that I hold inside. Feelings covered by lies. I act like everything is fine. But everything is not alright. Money is not an object. My friends are my support network. My job keeps me occupied. But every time I walk down the baby clothes isle, and every time I see a couple holding hands in the park, or kissing on the ferry, I think of her. It's not easy listening to reason when my heart is screaming at the top of it's lungs. All I want is to be a family. All I want is her next to me at night. We understand each other. We appreciate each other. There is no point in starting over when we've built up so much. If she needs time, I understand. But this anticipation is driving me insane. I've tried to find someone else, but it's simply impossible. No one makes me feels as she does. Love her, or hate her, doesn't matter to me. Better or for worse. Perfect or not, she's my girl, and I love her with all my heart. And so I'll sit here and wait for the day she realizes what an amazing guy she has right here, and the place she has in my heart."

coolhull · 29-03-2014 02:28AM

Tetra wrote: »

Ok...here we go again...I'm getting scared now...

"What's on MY mind? Loneliness. Missing someone that I truly love with all my heart. A struggle every day that I force myself to smile through. A fake smile, hiding the pain that I hold inside. Feelings covered by lies. I act like everything is fine. But everything is not alright. Money is not an object. My friends are my support network. My job keeps me occupied. But every time I walk down the baby clothes isle, and every time I see a couple holding hands in the park, or kissing on the ferry, I think of her. It's not easy listening to reason when my heart is screaming at the top of it's lungs. All I want is to be a family. All I want is her next to me at night. We understand each other. We appreciate each other. There is no point in starting over when we've built up so much. If she needs time, I understand. But this anticipation is driving me insane. I've tried to find someone else, but it's simply impossible. No one makes me feels as she does. Love her, or hate her, doesn't matter to me. Better or for worse. Perfect or not, she's my girl, and I love her with all my heart. And so I'll sit here and wait for the day she realizes what an amazing guy she has right here, and the place she has in my heart."

Is the penalty for stalking still 3 years?

El Weirdo · 29-03-2014 02:29AM

Tetra wrote: »

Ok...here we go again...I'm getting scared now...

"What's on MY mind? Loneliness. Missing someone that I truly love with all my heart. A struggle every day that I force myself to smile through. A fake smile, hiding the pain that I hold inside. Feelings covered by lies. I act like everything is fine. But everything is not alright. Money is not an object. My friends are my support network. My job keeps me occupied. But every time I walk down the baby clothes isle, and every time I see a couple holding hands in the park, or kissing on the ferry, I think of her. It's not easy listening to reason when my heart is screaming at the top of it's lungs. All I want is to be a family. All I want is her next to me at night. We understand each other. We appreciate each other. There is no point in starting over when we've built up so much. If she needs time, I understand. But this anticipation is driving me insane. I've tried to find someone else, but it's simply impossible. No one makes me feels as she does. Love her, or hate her, doesn't matter to me. Better or for worse. Perfect or not, she's my girl, and I love her with all my heart. And so I'll sit here and wait for the day she realizes what an amazing guy she has right here, and the place she has in my heart."

Jesus, that poor girl.

Does she know any self-defence moves, because I've got a feeling they might come in pretty handy.

rockbeast · 29-03-2014 02:31AM

Tetra wrote: »

Ok...here we go again...I'm getting scared now...

"What's on MY mind? Loneliness. Missing someone that I truly love with all my heart. A struggle every day that I force myself to smile through. A fake smile, hiding the pain that I hold inside. Feelings covered by lies. I act like everything is fine. But everything is not alright. Money is not an object. My friends are my support network. My job keeps me occupied. But every time I walk down the baby clothes isle, and every time I see a couple holding hands in the park, or kissing on the ferry, I think of her. It's not easy listening to reason when my heart is screaming at the top of it's lungs. All I want is to be a family. All I want is her next to me at night. We understand each other. We appreciate each other. There is no point in starting over when we've built up so much. If she needs time, I understand. But this anticipation is driving me insane. I've tried to find someone else, but it's simply impossible. No one makes me feels as she does. Love her, or hate her, doesn't matter to me. Better or for worse. Perfect or not, she's my girl, and I love her with all my heart. And so I'll sit here and wait for the day she realizes what an amazing guy she has right here, and the place she has in my heart."

:pac::pac::pac:

Is this, a quote from the "nice guy"?

Haven't read here in a while...

Blog these posts. They're great...and a little scary too.

PS Did you make that post up? If not, I fear for "she"...He needs to be sectioned:(

coolhull · 29-03-2014 02:36AM

Tetra wrote: »

Ok...here we go again...I'm getting scared now...

"What's on MY mind? Loneliness. Missing someone that I truly love with all my heart. A struggle every day that I force myself to smile through. A fake smile, hiding the pain that I hold inside. Feelings covered by lies. I act like everything is fine. But everything is not alright. Money is not an object. My friends are my support network. My job keeps me occupied. But every time I walk down the baby clothes isle, and every time I see a couple holding hands in the park, or kissing on the ferry, I think of her. It's not easy listening to reason when my heart is screaming at the top of it's lungs. All I want is to be a family. All I want is her next to me at night. We understand each other. We appreciate each other. There is no point in starting over when we've built up so much. If she needs time, I understand. But this anticipation is driving me insane. I've tried to find someone else, but it's simply impossible. No one makes me feels as she does. Love her, or hate her, doesn't matter to me. Better or for worse. Perfect or not, she's my girl, and I love her with all my heart. And so I'll sit here and wait for the day she realizes what an amazing guy she has right here, and the place she has in my heart."

He's not even built the same way as the rest of us. Do hearts have lungs?

yerwanthere123 · 29-03-2014 02:38AM

Tetra wrote: »

Ok...here we go again...I'm getting scared now...

"What's on MY mind? Loneliness. Missing someone that I truly love with all my heart. A struggle every day that I force myself to smile through. A fake smile, hiding the pain that I hold inside. Feelings covered by lies. I act like everything is fine. But everything is not alright. Money is not an object. My friends are my support network. My job keeps me occupied. But every time I walk down the baby clothes isle, and every time I see a couple holding hands in the park, or kissing on the ferry, I think of her. It's not easy listening to reason when my heart is screaming at the top of it's lungs. All I want is to be a family. All I want is her next to me at night. We understand each other. We appreciate each other. There is no point in starting over when we've built up so much. If she needs time, I understand. But this anticipation is driving me insane. I've tried to find someone else, but it's simply impossible. No one makes me feels as she does. Love her, or hate her, doesn't matter to me. Better or for worse. Perfect or not, she's my girl, and I love her with all my heart. And so I'll sit here and wait for the day she realizes what an amazing guy she has right here, and the place she has in my heart."

Is he friends with said girl on Faceook? Can she see all these posts?

rockbeast · 29-03-2014 02:43AM

coolhull wrote: »

He's not even built the same way as the rest of us. Do hearts have lungs?

I know what I'm writing on my next Valentine's Day card:D

Do hearts have lungs? Yes? Then why can't my heart breathe without you...

:eek:...BITCH!

Tetra · 29-03-2014 02:57AM

rockbeast wrote: »

:pac::pac::pac:

Is this, a quote from the "nice guy"?

Haven't read here in a while...

Blog these posts. They're great...and a little scary too.

PS Did you make that post up? If not, I fear for "she"...He needs to be sectioned:(

Yes, it is and no, I haven't made it up...

I can say that he's American and doesn't read boards

rockbeast · 29-03-2014 03:00AM

Tetra wrote: »

Yes, it is and no, I haven't made it up...

I can say that he's American and doesn't read boards

Tetra, set up a wordpress blog with his quotes, you'll be rich, and more importantly I'll be entertained.

This guy is a posting Criminal Minds case:eek: