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sullivlo · 03-03-2014 03:39PM

The epitome of a "Dumb Facebook status" : http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/ThreeTrending/news/teens-facebook-status-costs-parents-80000-30057602.html

In short, man sues company, company pay 80,000 in damages provided all parties adhere to a confidentiality clause, mans daughter posts on Facebook how said company will be funding her trip to Europe, company is cleared of having to pay because confidentiality clause broken.

Angry_Mammarys · 03-03-2014 05:04PM

sullivlo wrote: »

The epitome of a "Dumb Facebook status" : http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/ThreeTrending/news/teens-facebook-status-costs-parents-80000-30057602.html

In short, man sues company, company pay 80,000 in damages provided all parties adhere to a confidentiality clause, mans daughter posts on Facebook how said company will be funding her trip to Europe, company is cleared of having to pay because confidentiality clause broken.

I'd put her in an orphanage.

yerwanthere123 · 03-03-2014 07:38PM

sullivlo wrote: »

The epitome of a "Dumb Facebook status" : http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/ThreeTrending/news/teens-facebook-status-costs-parents-80000-30057602.html

In short, man sues company, company pay 80,000 in damages provided all parties adhere to a confidentiality clause, mans daughter posts on Facebook how said company will be funding her trip to Europe, company is cleared of having to pay because confidentiality clause broken.

Some people should not be allowed on the internet.

ivytwine · 03-03-2014 08:00PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Some people should not be allowed on the internet.

wildlifeboy · 04-03-2014 11:18AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Some people should not be allowed on the internet.

aloud works there too

coolhull · 05-03-2014 12:58AM

141_Oscar_Mike wrote: »

"How long is my lunch hour?"

They usually last about 60 minutes :rolleyes:

Voodoomelon · 05-03-2014 07:55PM

A comment from a 50-something year old woman on the weekly rant that is Dundalk cycle lanes:

"I drive up dat rd 3 times a day every day n hav NEV seen 1 person cycling, n den dey say ders no muny ?????????? Wat a muppets"

coolhull · 05-03-2014 08:00PM

I can (kind of) understand a youngster writing her words like that, but a 50-something woman doing it is only ridiculous.
And sad. . .

PizzamanIRL · 07-03-2014 11:17PM

There's a girl I'm friends with whose dog had a good few pups a couple of weeks ago.

Almost every day she's putting up pictures of each one in her hand saying how big he or she has gotten etc. They all look the fecking same to me so it looks like I'm seeing the same picture 7 or 8 times each day. She has a child and didn't make as big a deal about him!

December2012 · 07-03-2014 11:23PM

Can you hide people on Instagram? I've a mate on there who posts the most boring pictures constantly. I have him hidden from my News Feed on Facebook - I need to do something similar for Instagram but without him knowing.

Grab All Association · 07-03-2014 11:28PM

xD

ivytwine · 08-03-2014 12:48AM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

There's a girl I'm friends with whose dog had a good few pups a couple of weeks ago.

Almost every day she's putting up pictures of each one in her hand saying how big he or she has gotten etc. They all look the fecking same to me so it looks like I'm seeing the same picture 7 or 8 times each day. She has a child and didn't make as big a deal about him!

I'd forgive that because puppies!

Pictures of other people's pets are pretty much the reason I use the internet...

dirkmeister · 10-03-2014 09:16PM

"Being complimented on my David Jones print playsuit by the 50 odd year old barista, who also admitted that he'd love to steal it for himself, then being called a "dish" when he saw the cut out back, how cute! All while making a perfect coffee" — feeling flattered

The King of Moo · 10-03-2014 09:30PM

dirkmeister wrote: »

"Being complimented on my David Jones print playsuit by the 50 odd year old barista, who also admitted that he'd love to steal it for himself, then being called a "dish" when he saw the cut out back, how cute! All while making a perfect coffee" — feeling flattered

I recognise all of those words, but I have no idea what that means.

Muise... · 11-03-2014 04:58PM

lots of sharing this today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpbDHxCV29A

which is gruesomely cringy - I think we had more grace and eroticism down the handball alley as kids.

kunst nugget · 11-03-2014 05:08PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

I recognise all of those words, but I have no idea what that means.

Some D4 head thought she was being given a compliment on the overpriced piece of tat she was wearing by an aging queen working in a coffee shop who said he said he'd like to use it to wash his pots out but his dish cloth had more material on it and that her shoulder blades looked like plates when she turned around.

Split · 11-03-2014 05:31PM

This girls baby wakes 4-6 times a night as per her previous 45 updates- she may as well just drink while the baby is awake -

Can't till bed time for my baby's n bring on madness captin Morgan I'll see u soon pal

BNMC · 13-03-2014 12:49AM

Bellend - bludy hel its frezin - 0 likes 0 comments

Bellend - wish my wrk brake was longer - 0 likes 0 comments

Bellend - u tink you no sum1... - 0 likes 0comments

Bellend - soo lonly

- 0 lies 0 comments

Bellend - bastards - 0 likes 0 comments

All posted today. Her little brother has set her status view to "only me". She has just realised this and changed it back. And now all this appears on my timeline.

People really do let themselves down on Facebook.

13-03-2014 12:55AM

Muise... wrote: »

I think we had more grace and eroticism down the handball alley as kids.

Handball alley? Never heard it called that before.

Green Giant · 13-03-2014 11:53AM

If I see '?' or 'Help' followed by one of those Guess the Emoji screenshots again, the friends list is getting trimmed

yerwanthere123 · 13-03-2014 12:50PM

Legs are abit sore from alot of skipping and running today,so as ye do I rub on deep heat up my legs this is a warning to ye boys: DO NOT RUB DEEP HEAT ANYWHERE CLOSE TO YOUR TESTICLES OR THEY WILL BURN!!!!!!!!!!:"( SOREST THING I EVER WITNESSED. I HOPE IT DON'T KILL MY SUPER SPERM OR MAKE GENETIC FREAK SPERM WHERE MY NEXT CHILD CAN SHOOT DEEPHEAT FROM HIS HANDS OR BURN PEOPLE. GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY TESTICLES!!!

Idk

sinead88 · 15-03-2014 02:01AM

"There's no need in girls to act slaggy when they have boyfriends or vise versa!!! If ur not happy, finish it. God sake!!! Stories go back!!!! X"
Lovely passive aggressive status. I'm not entirely sure why the X has been thrown in there.

Insect Overlord · 15-03-2014 02:36AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Idk

If you don't wash your hands after using Deep Heat cream, you will have a bad time.

Ihatecuddles · 15-03-2014 02:39AM

My uncle died 5 years ago, nicest man you could ever meet.

My cousin put up a status 'my dad was an alcoholic. He drank a btl of whiskey a day. May sound mad to those who knew him.its true. Had to say it'

This is a man who spent weeks at a time at our house and only drank tea!!! And another uncle would have 4 bottles of dutch for breakfast!!!!

ivytwine · 15-03-2014 11:31AM

mauzo! wrote: »

My uncle died 5 years ago, nicest man you could ever meet.

My cousin put up a status 'my dad was an alcoholic. He drank a btl of whiskey a day. May sound mad to those who knew him.its true. Had to say it'

This is a man who spent weeks at a time at our house and only drank tea!!! And another uncle would have 4 bottles of dutch for breakfast!!!!

'Had to say it?' What? On Facebook?! I will never ever understand people who air family laundry like that on Facebook.

Sorry for your loss Mauzo, your cousin doesn't sound like the nicest character tho!

ivytwine · 15-03-2014 11:19PM

I may have mentioned my religious former schoolmate earlier in the thread. She bitched about Muslims tonight, and I have got in an argument with her. Sure I'll throw up a screenshot before she deletes me!

(Note: apologies to religious boardsies. I don't have a problem with someone believing in any variety of God at all, as long as I'm not expected to participate).

Update: she replied to my comment with more bible verses. Paint is really annoying on Windows 8, so forgive me if I don't post it :P

Also the other guy replied with 'You don't half spout some bollix'.

marcbrophy · 15-03-2014 11:58PM

People should keep their personal beliefs as just that, personal!
I don't give a fcuk what you believe and I certainly don't want to read all about it in a public setting, like facebook.

Pricks :pac:

michellie · 16-03-2014 12:11AM

Came across this on Facebook today ** not a friend of mine, it was shared on some **** of the day page or something .

newbee22 · 16-03-2014 12:22AM

michellie wrote: »

Came across this on Facebook today ** not a friend of mine, it was shared on some **** of the day page or something .

I've seen it all now!

EoghanIRL · 16-03-2014 01:20AM

I don't know why everyone says Leonardo da Vincis best movie is the Mona Lisa . I thought titanic was klass .

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