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Ihatecuddles · 14-01-2014 11:26AM

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

I'd love to have him as my father!

(maybe not when actually a kid - I'd say the poor things are permanently mortified - but he sounds class )

Doesn't he?? Some of the photos he puts up are hilarious. There's one of his kid standing in the corner of the room and his comment was 'He's just been standing there for 20 minutes, I started to get freaked out so kept calling him. Thought he was possessed or something, so I threw the remote at him and he ran off crying, phew...turns out he's just weird'

He's also absolutely gorgeous and very fit! Does MMA and is just an all round ride

He had this gem yesterday.
'Is Roy Keane a Buddhist??'
https://www.facebook.com/buddhistbootcamp

CarMe · 14-01-2014 12:20PM

Oh my God I love that dad!!!

HeidiHeidi · 14-01-2014 12:25PM

mauzo! wrote: »

Doesn't he?? Some of the photos he puts up are hilarious. There's one of his kid standing in the corner of the room and his comment was 'He's just been standing there for 20 minutes, I started to get freaked out so kept calling him. Thought he was possessed or something, so I threw the remote at him and he ran off crying, phew...turns out he's just weird'

He's also absolutely gorgeous and very fit! Does MMA and is just an all round ride

He had this gem yesterday.
'Is Roy Keane a Buddhist??'
https://www.facebook.com/buddhistbootcamp

:D:D

He's the spit of him!

Ihatecuddles · 14-01-2014 12:48PM

Right last time I'll post! I'm practically stalking him now.

Dying from a hangover, tell my dogI love him

Couple of hours later

I'm alright now, do me a favour and don't mention anything to the dog....don't want him getting worried again

*picture of a turnip on the road*

Did anyone lose a turnip? Spotted it wen I was walking home it had no collar or so maybe its a stray...I have to stop taking photos of everything.

*picture of a guy cycling with his arse showing*

Look at the crack on this boyo!!

*picture of Mark Zuckerberg at a rave*

good oul Marky out of his snackbox

u_c_thesecond · 14-01-2014 01:31PM

mauzo! wrote: »

Right last time I'll post! I'm practically stalking him now.

Couple of hours later

*picture of a turnip on the road*

*picture of a guy cycling with his arse showing*

*picture of Mark Zuckerberg at a rave*

i love this guy !!:D

Silverfish · 14-01-2014 10:30PM

I wish this guy was my friend.

czechlin · 15-01-2014 01:12PM

Now him I wouldn't mind having as a friend! What a legend

SimonQuinlank · 15-01-2014 01:26PM

Jaysus,people are easily amused.I'd have blocked him after his fifth 'try hard to be the funny dad' status update of the day.

Ihatecuddles · 15-01-2014 03:03PM

*picture of some handheld thermometer*

got handed one of these bad boys to measure the heat of rads in work and so far I've checked the temperature of my face, my piss, a dog, my tea, a sausage, some grannys arse and now a cat...

Ihatecuddles · 15-01-2014 03:09PM

SimonQuinlank wrote: »

Jaysus,people are easily amused.I'd have blocked him after his fifth 'try hard to be the funny dad' status update of the day.

If you look through this thread, it's very repetitive. Everyone posts near identical messages. 'Just havin a cup a tea n watchin x factor' etc.

This guy never fails to make me laugh, it's given other people a few laughs. He's hilarious in real life too. Kind of guy that would do anything for you, but is still a messer

I enjoy it anyway.

I'll stop posting and we can go back to people posting mundane life updates about how people are 'checking in' in their bed and how much they love their other half.

Ihatecuddles · 15-01-2014 04:13PM

not the same guy..

a few yrs ago I was liein on me bed wi my girlfriend at the time she was messin wi me belly button then she said inside is real lil hard lump and any time wed b messin around she touch it sayin tha weird abt 6 mths aft we broke I was messin wi me belly button and wat pops ou a stale black pice of king crisp belly button isint so hard now never told her it fairley horrible bu she was the one playin wi a pice of stale crip

coolhull · 15-01-2014 05:03PM

King crisp? Yeah, I can understand that. If it had been Tayto, though, she would have had a moral obligation to fish it out and eat it.

MrStuffins · 15-01-2014 06:08PM

mauzo! wrote: »

*picture of some handheld thermometer*

got handed one of these bad boys to measure the heat of rads in work and so far I've checked the temperature of my face, my piss, a dog, my tea, a sausage, some grannys arse and now a cat...

So..... he pissed on it BEFORE putting in into his tea and his sausage?

Ihatecuddles · 15-01-2014 06:09PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

So..... he pissed on it BEFORE putting in into his tea and his sausage?

Nah its a gun type thing!

Pawwed Rig · 15-01-2014 06:13PM

mauzo! wrote: »

Nah its a gun type thing!

Like a heat sensor? I'm thinking Predator here?

Ihatecuddles · 15-01-2014 06:15PM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Like a heat sensor? I'm thinking Predator here?

Yeah we'll go with that! looks like this http://www.envirogadget.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/thermal-leak-detector.jpg

padd b1975 · 15-01-2014 06:33PM

<name removed> hear baby is due in 6weeks cnt wait but got my ****ty morning sickness trew the hole pregnancy it will be worth it in da end to see my baby girl in my arms for the first time me and daddy <name removed> aka doc have a two bed house and everything in for her not long now xxx

Couple of hours later.....

Sum people are dopes sayin dat my child is for <name removed> well dats wat <name removed> says ha da fool

Silverbling · 15-01-2014 06:37PM

The best status I ever saw was from a friend of mine "I think I have met my dream woman, she is out in the rain washing my bike"

MrVestek · 16-01-2014 12:15PM

padd b1975 wrote: »

Couple of hours later.....

Am I the only one having trouble understanding that one?

iDave · 16-01-2014 12:46PM

Someone is angry

List of random annoyances this Thursday I've been bitterly storing up:

1.Cyclists - 90% haven't a a ****ing notion

2. People who insist on taking the urinal/stall beside you despite all others being free

3. People who come out with insanely personal/weirdly philosophical/annoyingly optimistic updates - I keep these people around on my wall because I like annoying myself. Whats up with that?

4. Beyonce. I dunno, the bird and her rabid followers just do my head in.

5. Mrs.Brown's boys and its casual acceptance by seemingly smart people. I'd rather be eye gouged.

6. Jesus radio aka Spirit FM on the radio...who listens to that guff?

7. Taxi drivers with no bloody change. Its half your job mate!

8. The way this country can't hack any change. Big storm? Yeah we're ****ed.

8. Miley Cyrus. Please someone end her.

9. Playing with your phone and talking in the movies. Nothing worse than a group of utter punks wrecking a film.

10. Constant updates about kids, relationships, gym, food from the same people.

List of positives:

1. Liam Neeson.
2. Empty Cinemas
3. Reeses Ice Cream
4. A run of green lights and or beating the train across the tracks
5. The amount of people that will roll their eyes at this post. Told you you keep certain people around to annoy you! Admit you like it.

Mostly correct though

Joaquin223 · 16-01-2014 01:54PM

So angry they listed two number 8's...

RainyDay · 16-01-2014 06:14PM

Hot off the presses today;

wildlifeboy · 17-01-2014 11:34AM

"RIP trig" what a total spa

maximoose · 17-01-2014 11:45AM

This "neck and nominate" craze is a load of bollocks.

Pawwed Rig · 17-01-2014 11:51AM

Anyone get this?
A 'funny video' appears on your friends timeline. You click to see what it is but are told you must share before viewing.

Axel Lamp · 17-01-2014 12:37PM

maximoose wrote: »

This "neck and nominate" craze is a load of bollocks.

Seconded

Mince Pie · 17-01-2014 12:40PM

Sorry but Wut? Neck and Nominate??? And do I really want to know?

Vex Willems · 17-01-2014 12:41PM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Anyone get this?
A 'funny video' appears on your friends timeline. You click to see what it is but are told you must share before viewing.

yep, feck that I say!

maximoose · 17-01-2014 12:52PM

Mince Pie wrote: »

Sorry but Wut? Neck and Nominate??? And do I really want to know?

Someone takes a vid of themselves necking a drink, and then nominates the next person to do it.

marcbrophy · 17-01-2014 12:57PM

^^^^^^

Those crazy kids these days!

Now where's my zimmer frame? :pac:

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