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GarIT · 08-01-2014 09:31PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Obviously you don't have this facebook page constantly popping up on your timeline. I envy you. There is a clue in there but it's only for the unfortunates familiar with the page.

Oh I remember them now, I got so much abuse off them for correcting their spelling and grammar until I was eventually banned, try that and you won't see them again

I love taking the p!ss out of those vague background pics with all sorts of random apparently feel good phrases on them.

"No matr hw ugly nd a horibl prsn u ar their is sum1 out dere dat iz thinkin bout u" written on a on a nice starry coastal image.

Tasden · 08-01-2014 10:33PM

Was it not looking for the name of the shade of nail polish?

XxMCRxBabyxX · 08-01-2014 11:04PM

Tasden wrote: »

Was it not looking for the name of the shade of nail polish?

Which was on the polish itself...

Tasden · 08-01-2014 11:06PM

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Which was on the polish itself...

Oh OK I thought it might just be the brand of polish on it, didn't see the picture!

ardle1 · 09-01-2014 03:53AM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Had to look at a blog that crops up on my timeline due to friends liking everything on her page. I won't be so crass as to post the name of the blog or facebook. Anyone have a problem with that? So Sue Me.

littleblackDRS wrote: »

.... What?

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Obviously you don't have this facebook page constantly popping up on your timeline. I envy you. There is a clue in there but it's only for the unfortunates familiar with the page.

littleblackDRS wrote: »

Ahaha ok, I was just starting at that for ages trying to wrap my head around it!

WHATTTTTTT.... I'm still fcukin staring at it....... Even that particular comment is on the lines off Dumb Facebook Status!!

Fcukin face book sh!te.... Anyway am headin back to the motors forum, maybe I'll find a 'woman' interested in cars! that would be so amazeballs sh!te.....

XxMCRxBabyxX · 09-01-2014 04:09AM

ardle1 wrote: »

WHATTTTTTT.... I'm still fcukin staring at it....... Even that particular comment is on the lines off Dumb Facebook Status!!Fcukin face book sh!te.... Anyway am headin back to the motors forum, maybe I'll find a 'woman' interested in cars! that would be so amazeballs sh!te.....

Read it again.

wnolan1992 · 09-01-2014 04:38PM

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who had no idea what the clue was... :pac:

iwantmydinner · 09-01-2014 05:19PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who had no idea what the clue was... :pac:

You're actually one of the lucky ones. That goddamn blog pollutes my timeline like nobody's business.

coolhull · 09-01-2014 05:21PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who had no idea what the clue was... :pac:

No, you're grand. There's at least two of us.

Mince Pie · 09-01-2014 06:22PM

coolhull wrote: »

No, you're grand. There's at least two of us.

Scratching my head here thinking I must be thick or something.

HeidiHeidi · 09-01-2014 07:21PM

coolhull wrote: »

No, you're grand. There's at least two of us.

Three....

XxMCRxBabyxX · 09-01-2014 09:19PM

Is anyone else seeing a load of statuses like this? I'm presuming that it's the latest "awareness" trend.

A mouse just ran across my foot

Although one did say moose... that's gotta hurt.

EDIT: A-ha! Found it on someone's status. Not actually a friend of mine but just someone who came up through some googling! Another game as suspected!

Hey all, the other day I posted that [wife] had found a job that required us to move. There is no job or any moving involved. It was supposed to be just a joke, my apologies.

Someone caught me out with this one!

"You never should have commented or liked my status! You fell in the trap, The person who likes or comments must choose one of the following phrases and put it in there FB status for at least 24 hrs.
1. I have been in 42 different relationships
2. I think I am in love with someone else
3. Someone offered me a job as a prostitute but I am hesitant
4. I've decided to stop wearing underwear
5. I still love my ex
6.I am pregnant
7. I want a baby
8. A mouse just ran across my feet
9. I'm adopting a monkey
10. My husband/wife/lover found a new job, we are moving

NOTE: Remember you can only use one of these sentences, No explanations, nor comments when someone likes or comments on your status. Send him/her this message. You must do it and please keep the secret... Lol"

Just a wee bit of fun!

Pawwed Rig · 09-01-2014 10:03PM

Mince Pie wrote: »

Scratching my head here thinking I must be thick or something.

I am absolutely lost

Femme_Fatale · 09-01-2014 10:12PM

omg dis iz amaaaaaazeballs

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150930418385373&set=a.184042980372.136339.182713690372&type=1&theater

09-01-2014 10:59PM

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

omg dis iz amaaaaaazeballs

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150930418385373&set=a.184042980372.136339.182713690372&type=1&theater

Mother. Of. God.

Toto Wolfcastle · 09-01-2014 11:07PM

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

omg dis iz amaaaaaazeballs

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150930418385373&set=a.184042980372.136339.182713690372&type=1&theater

My irony detector exploded while I was reading the comments.

iwantmydinner · 09-01-2014 11:25PM

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

omg dis iz amaaaaaazeballs

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150930418385373&set=a.184042980372.136339.182713690372&type=1&theater

The comments ...

"so true xx" KILLED me

wnolan1992 · 09-01-2014 11:27PM

I've been sitting here deleting and retyping a sarcastic comment under that picture for about the last twenty minutes...

rawn · 09-01-2014 11:28PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I've been sitting here deleting and retyping a sarcastic comment under that picture for about the last twenty minutes...

Do it!

sinead88 · 10-01-2014 01:39AM

"So wat we get drunk so wat we smok weed i'm young imm high i'm free ! x — feeling wonderful."

"ya ya ya i love that sound mamma do da hup mamma do da hup hup mamma wot u please let me da hup ya ya ya i lov that sound xxx i'm dancing round da place lik aa crazy biatch ha"

"One my relations today uve put on weight r u pregnant ya a ha as if that's y i have to wear 11 to 12 years clothes from the kiddie section go to specsavers woman !"

"my 2 fishies died tink it was wen i sprayed da air freshner this mornin just noticed dem now poor fishies tink its time 2 flush u down d toilet in2 da rivers"

All by the same person. I reckon the fish are probably playing dead in order to escape "in2 da rivers". Wouldn't blame them.

PopePalpatine · 10-01-2014 01:47AM

sinead88 wrote: »

"my 2 fishies died tink it was wen i sprayed da air freshner this mornin just noticed dem now poor fishies tink its time 2 flush u down d toilet in2 da rivers"

All by the same person. I reckon the fish are probably playing dead in order to escape "in2 da rivers". Wouldn't blame them.

I can't help but think of Darla from Finding Nemo now. :pac:

kumate_champ07 · 10-01-2014 01:53AM

That_Guy wrote: »

Girl from my college course posted up a picture of her kid with the following comment from her:

"Soooo hot. #Stunnah"

What the fúck?

link?!

(joking!)

wnolan1992 · 10-01-2014 01:54AM

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

"One my relations today uve put on weight r u pregnant ya a ha as if that's y i have to wear 11 to 12 years clothes from the kiddie section go to specsavers woman !"

sinead88 wrote: »

"So wat we get drunk so wat we smok weed i'm young imm high i'm free ! x — feeling wonderful."

"ya ya ya i love that sound mamma do da hup mamma do da hup hup mamma wot u please let me da hup ya ya ya i lov that sound xxx i'm dancing round da place lik aa crazy biatch ha"

"One my relations today uve put on weight r u pregnant ya a ha as if that's y i have to wear 11 to 12 years clothes from the kiddie section go to specsavers woman !"

"my 2 fishies died tink it was wen i sprayed da air freshner this mornin just noticed dem now poor fishies tink its time 2 flush u down d toilet in2 da rivers"

All by the same person. I reckon the fish are probably playing dead in order to escape "in2 da rivers". Wouldn't blame them.

Looks like ye may know each other. :pac:

We're getting closer and closer to the inevitable boardsie's status appearing here aren't we. :P

dirkmeister · 10-01-2014 02:10AM

PopePalpatine wrote: »

I can't help but think of Darla from Finding Nemo now. :pac:

Ha ha

GO, SHARKBAIT!!!

Wilberto · 10-01-2014 02:43AM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Looks like ye may know each other. :pac:

We're getting closer and closer to the inevitable boardsie's status appearing here aren't we. :P

I'm glad you dug that up. I knew I saw it before!!

shruikan2553 · 10-01-2014 06:07AM

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

omg dis iz amaaaaaazeballs

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150930418385373&set=a.184042980372.136339.182713690372&type=1&theater

I doubt they would want to see statistics showing obesity levels and education compared.

whitewave · 10-01-2014 09:17AM

sinead88 wrote: »

"ya ya ya i love that sound mamma do da hup mamma do da hup hup mamma wot u please let me da hup

Sounds like they're trying to herd cattle

GarIT · 10-01-2014 11:12AM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

I doubt they would want to see statistics showing obesity levels and education compared.

I would though.

Muise... · 10-01-2014 03:56PM

Dumb preface to linked article about the current state of Iraq:

"Would this be happening if Saddam were alive today?"

Dumber comment:

"No one thing about regimes like this is they hold things together. Take Czechoslovakia after the Russians left - they had the Balkan war."

FreeFallin94 · 10-01-2014 06:48PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Looks like ye may know each other. :pac:

We're getting closer and closer to the inevitable boardsie's status appearing here aren't we. :P

Actually she is my sister :L

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