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Tetra · 24-11-2013 11:18PM

"Well its the end of the night and the baby shower that wasnt is over! Out of 30 something invites only 3 showed up so to all of you that said **** me **** you!! I got love for all the people that showed support I did get an I hate phoney ass people!!! So stay the **** away from me!!"

krudler · 24-11-2013 11:25PM

Tetra wrote: »

"Well its the end of the night and the baby shower that wasnt is over! Out of 30 something invites only 3 showed up so to all of you that said **** me **** you!! I got love for all the people that showed support I did get an I hate phoney ass people!!! So stay the **** away from me!!"

How does not going to a makey uppey event like a baby shower make you phony? surely people who don't give in to stupid "I need free stuff" parties are the opposite?

coolhull · 24-11-2013 11:26PM

krudler wrote: »

How does not going to a makey uppey event like a baby shower make you phony? surely people who don't give in to stupid "I need free stuff" parties are the opposite?

Not on Facebook, they're not

kunst nugget · 24-11-2013 11:31PM

Tetra wrote: »

"Well its the end of the night and the baby shower that wasnt is over! Out of 30 something invites only 3 showed up so to all of you that said **** me **** you!! I got love for all the people that showed support I did get an I hate phoney ass people!!! So stay the **** away from me!!"

That little angel to be is blessed to have a mother like that.

batistuta9 · 24-11-2013 11:35PM

krudler wrote: »

How does not going to a makey uppey event like a baby shower make you phony? surely people who don't give in to stupid "I need free stuff" parties are the opposite?

she probably thought the 30 she invited were her friends, only 3 showing up has made her question that, kinda sad really

NegativeCreep · 24-11-2013 11:50PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

That little angel to be is blessed to have a mother like that.

*angle

Reed a buk hun xxx

thesandeman · 24-11-2013 11:56PM

NegativeCreep wrote: »

*angle

Reed a buk hun xxx

Think you may need to make a 180° turn on that post.

xploderz · 25-11-2013 12:12AM

thesandeman wrote: »

Think you may need to make a 180° turn on that post.

*Whoosh*

MonkstownHoop · 25-11-2013 12:45AM

time for bed.....reacked

Wilberto · 25-11-2013 12:59AM

Axel Lamp wrote: »

wake up in the morning got nothing to do so ya get back in bed till well after 2, the economic climate has got us all in a hole, the only thing we have going for us is the ****in dole, its not what ya dream of when your small and a kid, ya think your gonna live the life no matter what ya did, but here ya are now nearly 22 and where your life is going ya havent a ****in clue, talks of a recession of cutbacks and Nama then millions spent on the queen and Obama, immigration at its highest cause the government aint planning theres less potatoes now than there was in the famine, eastern europeans and i aint been racist but the have the country in bits its true lets face it, free education with a 2 grand fee, nearly 20 grand spent on a jobless degree, so ya sign your name just to get a few pound go drinkin wake up sunday on your your best friends ground, we can question the government and their failed preparation or just say cheers to the future from the forgotten generation.

He's a special breed of stupid isn't he?

Mint Aero · 25-11-2013 01:06AM

Wilberto wrote: »

He's a special breed of stupid isn't he?

He's a poet

the arts need to be supported

coolhull · 25-11-2013 11:45AM

Mint Aero wrote: »

He's a poet the arts need to be supported

He's an artist.. . . He draws the dole.

czechlin · 25-11-2013 12:04PM

TextureLikeSun wrote: »

Ummmm cup a tae and tayto sambos with me bubz before we go out in that yocky rain

worse thing about me new bed is its high off the floor ha im mad paro every ny I have to look underneath t make sure theres no 1 under it ****in weirdo or what haaaaaa

twa so sadd I was bowling the hole way tru it

Up outa dat scrub dem windas n d shandaleers n d crystal

haa that magaluf programme is sometin ealse.. I work my pussy to survive my life :O mount a prostitutes over there

plonkin meself on the coach and watchin folms for the day

i weep for the world....

And this "person" is a friend of yours?? :eek:

XxMCRxBabyxX · 25-11-2013 08:56PM

When they say pieces do they mean that one person gets a disk tray and someone else gets some wiring?

wnolan1992 · 25-11-2013 09:07PM

How many people will share it along with the words "Shur tis worth a try!

" in a oh-I'm-trying-to-act-as-if-I-know-this-is-bullsh*t-but-really-think-I'll-get-a-free-PS4 nonchalant way...

coolhull · 25-11-2013 11:34PM

Sitec wrote: »

We have got 200 pieces of Play Station 4 that can’t be sold because they have been unsealed. Therefore we are giving them away for free. Want one of them? Just SHARE this photo & LIKE Our Page and we will choose 200 people completely at random on December 1st! as your Christmas gift!

40 winners selected still 160 remaining SHARE! COMMENT(done) and you could be the next one.

Good luck!
P.S Not scam

Wouldn't it be easier just to re-seal them?

beakerjoe · 26-11-2013 12:39PM

Why do people make these pages anyway? I dont get what they gain by it.

On a similar topic....

"Jesus is our saviour. Hit like to agree or comment love me jesus to have your wish come through"

One lad always comments on poo like this, I have lost respect for him since hes joined FB.

xgwishyx · 26-11-2013 12:44PM

beakerjoe wrote: »

Why do people make these pages anyway? I dont get what they gain by it.

They get a ton of followers and then sell the page ownership; the new owner changes the page name to their business name and hey presto, suddenly thousands of 'likes'.

ivytwine · 26-11-2013 10:39PM

beakerjoe wrote: »

Why do people make these pages anyway? I dont get what they gain by it.

On a similar topic....

"Jesus is our saviour. Hit like to agree or comment love me jesus to have your wish come through"

One lad always comments on poo like this, I have lost respect for him since hes joined FB.

A girl I went to school with has turned into a religious nutcase, capitals and all.

Here's a sample:

The Lord Jesus provided a way for me to marry my true love and has given us a new life and new start and I love Him and will praise His name forever and ever. You know Jesus said "Come to Me all who are weary and I will give you rest." in Matthew 11:28, and it is true, He will... "For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord. Plans to prosper you, to give you hope and a future." Jeremiah 29:11. He gives me life and hope and He is as real and alive as my beating heart.

Funny thing is she used to be in a metal band and had two kids out of wedlock. Something I am increasingly antsy to point out.

A friend of mine did comment with something mild about FB not being the place for religion and this girl replied with, "Until you let JESUS into your heart you will NOT be HAPPY."

:rolleyes:

Lucena · 27-11-2013 10:03AM

ivytwine wrote: »

A girl I went to school with has turned into a religious nutcase, capitals and all.

Here's a sample:

Funny thing is she used to be in a metal band and had two kids out of wedlock. Something I am increasingly antsy to point out.

A friend of mine did comment with something mild about FB not being the place for religion and this girl replied with, "Until you let JESUS into your heart you will NOT be HAPPY."

:rolleyes:

Would it be bad form to point out to her that Jesus isn't really in a position to do anything for anybody? Seeing as he died 2000 years ago and all. :P

wildlifeboy · 27-11-2013 10:54AM

Lucena wrote: »

Would it be bad form to point out to her that Jesus isn't really in a position to do anything for anybody? Seeing as he died 2000 years ago and all. :P

Well jesus is also god and the holy spirit who are very much alive you Donkey!

Wildlifeboy 3:16 verse 9

Lucena · 27-11-2013 11:01AM

wildlifeboy wrote: »

Well jesus is also god and the holy spirit who are very much alive you Donkey!

Wildlifeboy 3:16 verse 9

Jesus is also God and the Holy Spirit? Does that mean that when he has a hand shandy he's actually committing incest?

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saltyjack silverblade · 27-11-2013 03:53PM

If you ever have a doubt about nature/nurture- just look at my sisters and I and you have all the proof you need... Your genetics do not make you the person you are.

Comments from her mother include:
no cookies for you
no white house for you , you got me as a momma lol

Her father:
I don't know what you are trying to say but it comes off a little arrogant. Remember when you look down your nose at some one all they see are your boogers

wnolan1992 · 27-11-2013 07:26PM

STOP THE PRESSES! A frape made me laugh!

whats the difference between ten cocks and a joke?..................
I can't take a joke

BNMC · 29-11-2013 12:45AM

Work at "general manager referee maid cleaner and mums taxi at Homemaker and loving it"

Studied at "Hard Knocks University"

Grrrrrrrrrr...

Also (same person)

WTF R D ESB PLAYING AT SURE THEY R GETTING MORE MONEY DAN ALL OFF US PUT TOGETHER YEA DER PENSIONS R ****ED BUT HEY SO IS EVERYONES COS DEY WERE INVESTED IN D BOOM PEOPLE WHO PAID INTO FUNDS FOR OVER 40 YRS LOST EVERY PENNY CENT AND SHILLING COS OF BULL**** INVESTMENTS WHY DONT DEY GO TO D DAIL AND HOLD EVERY REPRESENTIVE OF EVERY CRAP GOVERNMENT WEV HAD RESPONSIBLE THEY R NOT THE ONLY ONES TO GET SCREWED OVER BY OUR SO CALLED MUPPETS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From a woman that never worked a day in her life.

shruikan2553 · 29-11-2013 01:01AM

BNMC wrote: »

Work at "general manager referee maid cleaner and mums taxi at Homemaker and loving it"

Studied at "Hard Knocks University"

Grrrrrrrrrr...

Also (same person)

From a woman that never worked a day in her life.

She didn't study English at that university I take it.

My heart is actually broke this day </3

After the interrogation including the usual gems such as "What wrong ? mail me ! X" we finally gathered the info that not even the NSA could get to.
"Doll this wee boy at work was nearly in tears the wee dote was so hurt fell hit his wee head </3" then someone asked if he was ok. What do they think? He fell and hit his head.

LOSTfan57 · 29-11-2013 01:04AM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

She didn't study English at that university I take it.

After the interrogation including the usual gems such as "What wrong ? mail me ! X" we finally gathered the info that not even the NSA could get to.
"Doll this wee boy at work was nearly in tears the wee dote was so hurt fell hit his wee head </3" then someone asked if he was ok. What do they think? He fell and hit his head.

Was he workin at the school of hard knocks?

Grayson · 29-11-2013 01:09AM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

She didn't study English at that university I take it.

Leave the poor woman alone. Money is obviously hard to come by if she can't afford to buy a new caps lock key.