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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    YOU'RE ALL WRONG! IT'S TOLG DAMN IT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 480 ✭✭saltyjack silverblade


    TheChevron wrote: »
    Its a ****ing sofa.
    /

    A sofa is a more expensive couch. Bargaintown and other such places sell sofas/couches. My derriere is sitting on my settee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭Mahogany


    hashtags.


    My god.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    Ooooh la de daa a "setee"
    I call it an Arse Holder


    (kudos anyone who gets the Simpsons reference :P)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,020 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    LOSTfan57 wrote: »
    Ooooh la de daa a "setee"
    I call it an Arse Holder


    (kudos anyone who gets the Simpsons reference :P)

    I thought this was Vegas Midge


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭sinead88


    "No ledgends ever became ledgendary sittin at home on the couch.. If yis dont come out temorro yis arent and never will be a full time mad basterd.. Theres a slight chance that ye could be less cool after temorro night aswell tho.. Amen"

    God forbid you'd never be a full time mad "basterd".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭sinead88


    "No ledgends ever became ledgendary sittin at home on the couch.. If yis dont come out temorro yis arent and never will be a full time mad basterd.. Theres a slight chance that ye could be less cool after temorro night aswell tho.. Amen"

    God forbid you'd never be a full time mad "basterd".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    sinead88 wrote: »
    "No ledgends ever became ledgendary sittin at home on the couch.. If yis dont come out temorro yis arent and never will be a full time mad basterd.. Theres a slight chance that ye could be less cool after temorro night aswell tho.. Amen"

    .
    Oh well, obviously we'll all have to go 'temorro' night then. See yis all there. No-one wants to be a less mad 'basterd.'
    'Ledgend'


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    sinead88 wrote: »
    "No ledgends ever became ledgendary sittin at home on the couch.. If yis dont come out temorro yis arent and never will be a full time mad basterd.. Theres a slight chance that ye could be less cool after temorro night aswell tho.. Amen"

    God forbid you'd never be a full time mad "basterd".

    That status made the Grammar Nazi Cat cry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Not Facebook, but I saw this comment under a video where a Let's Player baited Xbox fans by slagging off the XB1 directly after E3 (back in June, this comment was posted 2 weeks ago...)
    u dic are u a cheapskate ps4 is **** u son of a penus


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Not Facebook, but I saw this comment under a video where a Let's Player baited Xbox fans by slagging off the XB1 directly after E3 (back in June, this comment was posted 2 weeks ago...)

    a penus from venus


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,020 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Im going to start calling people a son of a penis now..... waaaay better than the son of an onion I was using


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    Does that mean females are
    Daughters of vagunas?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 301 ✭✭Tetra


    "Christmas may go kiss my arse!!! Fkn sick of hearin abt it already!!! On that note. .taxi for me again. Im bollixed!!! ****ed off n actually hate everyone an everythin im readin on ere is pissin me rite off. Wonder what time ill wake an delete this load of wafflin. Haha god I hate mixin fb and wine it does me no favours! G.e.n.u.i.n.e!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Tetra wrote: »
    "Christmas may go kiss my arse!!! Fkn sick of hearin abt it already!!! On that note. .taxi for me again. Im bollixed!!! ****ed off n actually hate everyone an everythin im readin on ere is pissin me rite off. Wonder what time ill wake an delete this load of wafflin. Haha god I hate mixin fb and wine it does me no favours! G.e.n.u.i.n.e!
    Awww, poor baby :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Tetra wrote: »
    "Christmas may go kiss my arse!!! Fkn sick of hearin abt it already!!! On that note. .taxi for me again. Im bollixed!!! ****ed off n actually hate everyone an everythin im readin on ere is pissin me rite off. Wonder what time ill wake an delete this load of wafflin. Haha god I hate mixin fb and wine it does me no favours! G.e.n.u.i.n.e!

    m.o.g.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭crybaby


    ronjo wrote: »
    Bull****.

    If she wanted the picture on Facebook then she would have put it there.

    Bull**** straight back at you

    It's a picture of a baby posted by another member of the family, get over yourself.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    crybaby wrote: »
    Bull**** straight back at you

    It's a picture of a baby posted by another member of the family, get over yourself.

    Not a fan of boundaries huh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]


    Tetra wrote: »
    "Christmas may go kiss my arse!!! Fkn sick of hearin abt it already!!! On that note. .taxi for me again. Im bollixed!!! ****ed off n actually hate everyone an everythin im readin on ere is pissin me rite off. Wonder what time ill wake an delete this load of wafflin. Haha god I hate mixin fb and wine it does me no favours! G.e.n.u.i.n.e!

    You forgot to close the quote.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 298 ✭✭FreeFallin94




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    crybaby wrote: »
    Bull**** straight back at you

    It's a picture of a baby posted by another member of the family, get over yourself.

    Look, you're obviously are never going to see this from our point of view so I don't know why I'm bothering but:

    We did not want the photo on facebook so we emailed it to family instead of posting it for everyone to see. The photo was forwarded to his cousin, not sent directly from us and as soon as she received it it went straight up on facebook with us tagged in the photo.

    Personally, I do not think that it is appropriate to put a picture of someone else's child on facebook unless you know the parents are ok with it, especially a photo that the parents took and chose to email instead. If we had wanted it on facebook we put have put it there ourselves. I really think the parents should have control of what pictures of their child (if any) go on the internet. I fail to see how you can disagree with that? Do you have a child? Are there pictures of them everywhere then? All of her facebook friends can see the photo as she put it up online, we don't know who most of them are or what her privacy settings are like.

    Fair enough, his cousin may not have realised that we felt that way (although I think it is fairly obvious it was not a cool thing to do). We weren't thrilled about it but we didn't make too much of a big deal about it. Her response to a polite email letting her know that we'd prefer for her not to do it again was to put up a passive aggressive post on facebook - which is what really annoyed me and what imo, makes it dumb. This woman is nearly thirty. If it were me, I would have sent a quick email back apologising.

    I should also point out it isn't the first time she did something like this. When the baby was born my husband rang his father and his aunt and cousin happened to be in the house at the time. His cousin promptly put up a photo of a blue bear on facebook and tagged us both, saying congrats on the birth of your baby boy. Unfortunately, as it was only about an hour after he arrived we didn't have time to tell the people we wanted to before they saw it on facebook. Again, I don't think that is appropriate but we didn't say anything to her about it.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Bring Back the Bonus FB Page

    Do people actually believe this will work?


    I can see it now. A disappointed Enda Kenny addressing the nation;

    "Well, if we had only got 15,000 likes I'd re-instate the social welfare Christmas bonus but, as we only have 14,500, it's out of my control."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Dear Lord. If the person who made this page spent more time looking for a job they wouldn't need the xmas bonus.

    Jesus wept.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭Twee.


    Enjoy you's are night

    My brain damn nearly exploded.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    From my mothers very uptight friend.

    "My ring looks awesome".

    Her friends like "pardon?"
    My moms friend doesn't cop on how funny her status is, so elaborates "I got my old ring fixed, it looks good".

    Obviously I've to wade in and completely lower the tone.

    "Oh my god!! It was an innocent remark!!"

    Lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    From my mothers very uptight friend.

    "My ring looks awesome".

    Her friends like "pardon?"
    My moms friend doesn't cop on how funny her status is, so elaborates "I got my old ring fixed, it looks good".

    Obviously I've to wade in and completely lower the tone.

    "Oh my god!! It was an innocent remark!!"

    Lol
    But maybe all her rings look awesome ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Axel Lamp



    Here are some comments from miscellaneous statuses (stati?):


    Yeah use are tryin and we are all likin and sharin..but really this aint gonna work..it would be great if they would take note..but no way..its great that use ,,but the goverment wer livin with only want rich in ireland now..us poor people cant go and take a big jump...they dont give to hoots ...but keep tryin..i will keep sharin..everything worth a try..


    wake up in the morning got nothing to do so ya get back in bed till well after 2, the economic climate has got us all in a hole, the only thing we have going for us is the ****in dole, its not what ya dream of when your small and a kid, ya think your gonna live the life no matter what ya did, but here ya are now nearly 22 and where your life is going ya havent a ****in clue, talks of a recession of cutbacks and Nama then millions spent on the queen and Obama, immigration at its highest cause the government aint planning theres less potatoes now than there was in the famine, eastern europeans and i aint been racist but the have the country in bits its true lets face it, free education with a 2 grand fee, nearly 20 grand spent on a jobless degree, so ya sign your name just to get a few pound go drinkin wake up sunday on your your best friends ground, we can question the government and their failed preparation or just say cheers to the future from the forgotten generation.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    LOSTfan57 wrote: »
    Ooooh la de daa a "setee"
    I call it an Arse Holder


    (kudos anyone who gets the Simpsons reference :P)

    Oh my god. A counterfeit jeans ring operating off my arse holder!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 495 ✭✭bootybouncer


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    Look, you're obviously are never going to see this from our point of view so I don't know why I'm bothering but:

    We did not want the photo on facebook so we emailed it to family instead of posting it for everyone to see. The photo was forwarded to his cousin, not sent directly from us and as soon as she received it it went straight up on facebook with us tagged in the photo.

    Personally, I do not think that it is appropriate to put a picture of someone else's child on facebook unless you know the parents are ok with it, especially a photo that the parents took and chose to email instead. If we had wanted it on facebook we put have put it there ourselves. I really think the parents should have control of what pictures of their child (if any) go on the internet. I fail to see how you can disagree with that? Do you have a child? Are there pictures of them everywhere then? All of her facebook friends can see the photo as she put it up online, we don't know who most of them are or what her privacy settings are like.

    Fair enough, his cousin may not have realised that we felt that way (although I think it is fairly obvious it was not a cool thing to do). We weren't thrilled about it but we didn't make too much of a big deal about it. Her response to a polite email letting her know that we'd prefer for her not to do it again was to put up a passive aggressive post on facebook - which is what really annoyed me and what imo, makes it dumb. This woman is nearly thirty. If it were me, I would have sent a quick email back apologising.

    I should also point out it isn't the first time she did something like this. When the baby was born my husband rang his father and his aunt and cousin happened to be in the house at the time. His cousin promptly put up a photo of a blue bear on facebook and tagged us both, saying congrats on the birth of your baby boy. Unfortunately, as it was only about an hour after he arrived we didn't have time to tell the people we wanted to before they saw it on facebook. Again, I don't think that is appropriate but we didn't say anything to her about it.

    Ah shut up you attention seeking twats........................ kop on to yourself and get off FB, any half decent human isnt on that human tracking database


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mod

    bootybouncer banned

    Drop the picking apart of posts.

    Back to stuff we can laugh/cringe at please.


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