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Student to lose his virginity as "performance art".

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  • #62
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    ElvisChrist6 wrote: »
    We have no physical virginity unlike women?

    Women have physical virginty?

    Do go on!


  • #63
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Women have physical virginty?

    Do go on!


    Yep. It's a wee stamp on the back of their neck.


  • #64
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,099 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    valknut wrote: »
    I wonder will his parents be in attendance.

    This is the kind of event that would attract old hippy I reckon.

    It's his big show! The whole family will be there to cheer him on.


  • #65
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Things like this remind me how lucky I am not to know my arts from my elbow. :D


  • #66
    conorhal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,093 ✭✭✭conorhal


    awec wrote: »
    How do these people make money? :confused:

    Do people pay to come watch someone open a tin and smear it all over themselves while making noises?


    They live on Arts Counscil grants and a bit of petty drug dealing, because if they were actually waiting for an audience to pay for the crap they try to pass off as 'art', they'd soon die of hunger.
    Jesus wept, most of them couldn't draw a straight line with a ruler.


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  • #67
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Some great bands came out of Art colleges


  • #68
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    magma69 wrote: »
    Has this been posted yet?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

    1:49 of that is like miley cyrus doing wrecking ball at her comeback tour in 40 years


  • #69
    tmc86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    valknut wrote: »
    I wonder will his parents be in attendance.

    I wonder are they paying his fees!


  • #70
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Performance Art Students?

    Screw that.


  • #71
    ardle1
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    ElleEm wrote: »
    On January 25th, in a London art studio, a 19 year old art student plans on losing his virginity to a male "friend" in front of a hand picked audience of 50- 100 people.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/24/student-clayton-pettet-lose-virginity-gay-sex-art-project_n_4154703.html

    I read a bit about this, and it seems that after getting down and dirty, he apparently plans on a discussion with the audience about what they thought of it! There seems to be a lot of ambiguity about what is actually going to happen,

    “And there are a lot of assumptions about my definition of ‘virginity’ and how it will be ‘lost’,” he goes on. “I haven’t even said anything about who is penetrating whom.”

    http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/losing-my-virginity-will-be-a-work-of-art-8910727.html

    He is calling it "Art School Stole My Virginity".

    Stupid pretentious drunken druggy students, bringing one off their gay drunken conversations to the stage.... Where are their parents.. Anyway back to the motors Forum. Oh and who the fcuk would go and watch that anyway?


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  • #72
    smileyj1987
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭smileyj1987


    MonstaMash wrote: »
    Amyl nitrate + KY jelly ;):D

    How would you know ? I bet he ends up walking like john wayne


  • #73
    Balaclava1991
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Balaclava1991


    When I hear of individuals like this I say bring back Hitler and the SS.

    A stint in the elite Waffen SS in the arctic waste of the Russian steppes beating back the attacking hordes of Jewish Bolsheviks would toughen him up proper order.

    None of this mincing effeminate pink flouncing about.


  • #74
    valknut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 129 ✭✭valknut


    Balaclava1991 wrote: »
    When I hear of individuals like this I say bring back Hitler and the SS.

    A stint in the elite Waffen SS in the arctic waste of the Russian steppes beating back the attacking hordes of Jewish Bolsheviks would toughen him up proper order.

    None of this mincing effeminate pink flouncing about.

    I cannot find any fault to your post!


  • #75
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    So, basically, like a sex show in Amsterdam except with a Q&A afterwards.

    That's deep, man. It'll rock the establishment and really push the boundaries of society's perceptions of attention-seeking fùckwits.


  • #76
    Sam Quentin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    ardle1 wrote: »
    Stupid pretentious drunken druggy students, bringing one off their gay drunken conversations to the stage.... Where are their parents.. Anyway back to the motors Forum. Oh and who the fcuk would go and watch that anyway?

    In a nutshell........


  • #77
    goose2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Balaclava1991 wrote: »
    arctic waste of the Russian steppes
    geography fail


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