Student to lose his virginity as "performance art".

ElleEm

On January 25th, in a London art studio, a 19 year old art student plans on losing his virginity to a male "friend" in front of a hand picked audience of 50- 100 people.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/24/student-clayton-pettet-lose-virginity-gay-sex-art-project_n_4154703.html

I read a bit about this, and it seems that after getting down and dirty, he apparently plans on a discussion with the audience about what they thought of it! There seems to be a lot of ambiguity about what is actually going to happen,

“And there are a lot of assumptions about my definition of ‘virginity’ and how it will be ‘lost’,” he goes on. “I haven’t even said anything about who is penetrating whom.”

http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/losing-my-virginity-will-be-a-work-of-art-8910727.html

He is calling it "Art School Stole My Virginity".

sea_monkey

lol virgin

AnonoBoy

Taking 'performance anxiety' to a whole new level!

Oranage2

That's one pretentious a#shole

dodderangler

50-100 perverts will attend

Rayne Wooney

Fecking art students

handlemaster

I hope theres no clamping up

Hande hoche!

Exhibitionists something fierce.

ElleEm

I've never had gay male sex before, but I can't imagine losing your virginity in that way is comfortable. Let alone doing it in front of 100 critics!

Hande hoche!

ElleEm wrote: »

I've never had gay male sex before, but I can't imagine losing your virginity in that way is comfortable. Let alone doing it in front of 100 critics!

I wonder do they have score cards?

Seachmall

So it's going to be 15 seconds of sex followed by 30 minutes of pretentious conversation?


No thanks.

Clandestine

modern "art"

Sir Gallagher

Sums up art students for me. I pity them in a way, it must be a nightmare trying to think up something original so they have to resort to **** like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

MonstaMash

ElleEm wrote: »

I've never had gay male sex before, but I can't imagine losing your virginity in that way is comfortable.

Amyl nitrate + KY jelly

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

What a freakin' clever idea from the fecker. I'm an ugly and dull man who's nearly 20 and a virgin, women won't talk to me and I'm sick of touching myself, I know what I'll do, I'll pretend to stage an 'art' performance and one of the hot girls in my class will be dumb enough to fall for it.

:cool:

Sir Gallagher

Ha, I like the thought of people watching someone having sex and looking at it as "art".

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Sums up art students for me. I pity them in a way, it must be a nightmare trying to think up something original so they have to resort to **** like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Important note: This video has been certified as NSFAA - Not Safe For Anyone Anywhere.

daRobot

Bummer, dude

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

dodderangler wrote: »

50-100 perverts will attend

That's perverted **** actually and there is nothing wrong with it alright!

I'm watching you through your window now. I like the way your hair looks today.

ElvisChrist6

****ing art students. There's a pub near me that I'd go to, but I will never go in on a Friday again as that's when the NCAD students all pile in. I've never seen so many Pokemon hats, dangly ear-rings and beer shandies in my life. Bunch of tossbags.

The One Who Knocks

At least he's not the only one acting the Micky!

Stainless_Steel

It's with another man though so he's not really losing his virginity.

thecatspjs

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Sums up art students for me. I pity them in a way, it must be a nightmare trying to think up something original so they have to resort to **** like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

That was disturbing

ElvisChrist6

Stainless_Steel wrote: »

It's with another man though so he's not really losing his virginity.

You know male virginity is a mental thing, don't you? We have no physical virginity unlike women? So it has the same effect to him mentally as with you, if you're straight, having sex with a woman.

hotmail.com

Stainless_Steel wrote: »

It's with another man though so he's not really losing his virginity.

He must be gay, so he's going to lose his gay virginity.

Czarcasm

ElleEm wrote: »

He is calling it "Art School Stole My Virginity".

It's not stolen if it's consensual.

“I didn’t set out to shock,” Pettet protests. “My virginity wasn’t in any sense a gimmick. I’ve been developing this idea for a while. I thought, ‘Well, this might get a little bit of press in London closer to the event.’ But not this.

Sure he didn't. Pretentious git.

JONJO THE MISER

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

****ing art students. There's a pub near me that I'd go to, but I will never go in on a Friday again as that's when the NCAD students all pile in. I've never seen so many Pokemon hats, dangly ear-rings and beer shandies in my life. Bunch of tossbags.

I feel sorry for them really, they are mostly nothing more than kids who have never experienced the hard reality of life, all trying to look cool and be fashionable when in reality there not comfortable in there own skin or who they are.

Rayne Wooney

Hopefully the school sue him for saying they stole it after the show

Nodin

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

What a freakin' clever idea from the fecker. I'm an ugly and dull man who's nearly 20 and a virgin, women won't talk to me and I'm sick of touching myself, I know what I'll do, I'll pretend to stage an 'art' performance and one of the hot girls in my class will be dumb enough to fall for it.

:cool:

You should have gone to art college.

B.A._Baracus

Weirdo art college students. Plain and simple :pac:

astonaidan

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

****ing art students. There's a pub near me that I'd go to, but I will never go in on a Friday again as that's when the NCAD students all pile in. I've never seen so many Pokemon hats, dangly ear-rings and beer shandies in my life. Bunch of tossbags.

There is a difference between Arts students and performing arts students, the people you are talking about sound more like a anime society

wandatowell

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Sums up art students for me. I pity them in a way, it must be a nightmare trying to think up something original so they have to resort to **** like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Dirty bitch

Highflyer13

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Sums up art students for me. I pity them in a way, it must be a nightmare trying to think up something original so they have to resort to **** like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

:eek:Jaysus there is some awful weirdos on this planet. A room full of them right there.

B.A._Baracus

In the famous words of Rob Black (Porn director) on the Louis Therox Porn Documentary:
"In the state of California, if I give a girl 20 bucks to give me a blowjob thats prostitution. But if I put a camera right here and record, it's pornography". I am pretty sure it's illegal to hold a live sex show in the uk. But slap "performance art" on it and it's different :pac:


also, weirdo art students :pac:

The_Gatsby

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Sums up art students for me. I pity them in a way, it must be a nightmare trying to think up something original so they have to resort to **** like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Is her not being able to open the can part of the act or what? Because it was fcking frustrating to watch

PizzamanIRL

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

What a freakin' clever idea from the fecker. I'm an ugly and dull man who's nearly 20 and a virgin, women won't talk to me and I'm sick of touching myself, I know what I'll do, I'll pretend to stage an 'art' performance and one of the hot girls in my class will be dumb enough to fall for it.

:cool:

At least you're not going down the male on male route like this one.

The Diabolical Monocle

Should be a pre-requisite for getting into arty courses.

Its a reflection on the modern Irish man and his relationship to the economic situation.

humbert

The_Gatsby wrote: »

Is her not being able to open the can part of the act or what? Because it was fcking frustrating to watch

I think proving you're incapable of completing the most menial practical task is a right of passage in art school.

bur

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Sums up art students for me. I pity them in a way, it must be a nightmare trying to think up something original so they have to resort to **** like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

I see ur video and raise you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pW6PwEayQ

bnt

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

You know male virginity is a mental thing, don't you? We have no physical virginity unlike women? So it has the same effect to him mentally as with you, if you're straight, having sex with a woman.

I dunno - I'd say it depends on who's doing who in this case. Personally, if my one-way street was ever bulldozed in to a two-lane thoroughfare, I expect I'd notice some physical changes that could be loosely (!) described as loss of virginity. :eek:

Drexel

bur wrote: »

I see ur video and raise you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pW6PwEayQ

ah haha that is just quality :pac:

some of them falls looked nasty tho

Rayne Wooney

bur wrote: »

I see ur video and raise you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pW6PwEayQ

What were you googling for that?


EBONY ASS ALL BUTTERED UP

ElvisChrist6

astonaidan wrote: »

There is a difference between Arts students and performing arts students, the people you are talking about sound more like a anime society

These are just art students in general, I was being facetious in my description, but I should add that there is a difference between most art students and most NCAD students. The latter being a lot more pretentious. I know some lovely people from NCAD, but they all agree the people on the whole are incredibly pretentious, probably due to NCAD's admissions policy more than anything...

stoneill

He's doing two shows week days and three on a Saturday.

astonaidan

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

These are just art students in general, I was being facetious in my description, but I should add that there is a difference between most art students and most NCAD students. The latter being a lot more pretentious. I know some lovely people from NCAD, but they all agree the people on the whole are incredibly pretentious, probably due to NCAD's admissions policy more than anything...

Righto Im just goin on well Im going to study Arts next year, my sister is doing it this year and well we are country folks, well she is a bit of a douche but not to the level of Performing arts which is where the real head wreckers are, my general opionion is anyone wanting to study Drama or Fashion is a pretentious twat, obviously though not all

kowloon

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

These are just art students in general, I was being facetious in my description, but I should add that there is a difference between most art students and most NCAD students. The latter being a lot more pretentious. I know some lovely people from NCAD, but they all agree the people on the whole are incredibly pretentious, probably due to NCAD's admissions policy more than anything...

Tell me more about this!

up for anything

astonaidan wrote: »

Righto Im just goin on well Im going to study Arts next year, my sister is doing it this year and well we are country folks, well she is a bit of a douche but not to the level of Performing arts which is where the real head wreckers are, my general opionion is anyone wanting to study Drama or Fashion is a pretentious twat, obviously though not all

Are you a bit confused regarding the difference between performing arts and performance art?

Mint Aero

Why aren't the college putting a stop to this pornography?! Just how exactly did that class go down that day???

Some hairy old bint: heeero whut have you got twoday?

Smutty student: I'm gonna get shagged on stage Miss.

Some hairy old bint: Whut???!

Smutty student: Yeaaaaaa, gonna take it up the jaxxy I is!

ElvisChrist6

kowloon wrote: »

Tell me more about this!

From what I can gather from people I know of who went there, the more out there the ideas in the portfolio are, the better, regardless of actual substance. Some were fantastic artists, some incredibly poor artists, but the more outside the box the ideas are the more likely they'll get accepted. A lot of the time, they're purely outside the box for the sake of being there. Of course, there are plenty who are great at what they do.

enfant terrible

bur wrote: »

I see ur video and raise you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pW6PwEayQ

It's funny cause she's fat

homerjay2005

if this was a girl involved, there would be some outcry.

Aidric

I'm not sure there is enough stereotypes in this thread.