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Student to lose his virginity as "performance art".

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 755 ✭✭✭sea_monkey


    lol virgin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Taking 'performance anxiety' to a whole new level!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    That's one pretentious a#shole


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    50-100 perverts will attend


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    Fecking art students


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,002 ✭✭✭handlemaster


    I hope theres no clamping up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Exhibitionists something fierce.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    I've never had gay male sex before, but I can't imagine losing your virginity in that way is comfortable. Let alone doing it in front of 100 critics!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I've never had gay male sex before, but I can't imagine losing your virginity in that way is comfortable. Let alone doing it in front of 100 critics!

    I wonder do they have score cards?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    So it's going to be 15 seconds of sex followed by 30 minutes of pretentious conversation?


    No thanks.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    modern "art"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Sums up art students for me. I pity them in a way, it must be a nightmare trying to think up something original so they have to resort to **** like this.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I've never had gay male sex before, but I can't imagine losing your virginity in that way is comfortable.
    Amyl nitrate + KY jelly ;):D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    What a freakin' clever idea from the fecker. I'm an ugly and dull man who's nearly 20 and a virgin, women won't talk to me and I'm sick of touching myself, I know what I'll do, I'll pretend to stage an 'art' performance and one of the hot girls in my class will be dumb enough to fall for it.

    :cool:


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ha, I like the thought of people watching someone having sex and looking at it as "art".
    Sums up art students for me. I pity them in a way, it must be a nightmare trying to think up something original so they have to resort to **** like this.


    Important note: This video has been certified as NSFAA - Not Safe For Anyone Anywhere.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭daRobot


    Bummer, dude


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    50-100 perverts will attend

    That's perverted **** actually and there is nothing wrong with it alright!

    I'm watching you through your window now. I like the way your hair looks today. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭ElvisChrist6


    ****ing art students. There's a pub near me that I'd go to, but I will never go in on a Friday again as that's when the NCAD students all pile in. I've never seen so many Pokemon hats, dangly ear-rings and beer shandies in my life. Bunch of tossbags.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    At least he's not the only one acting the Micky!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭Stainless_Steel


    It's with another man though so he's not really losing his virginity.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 519 ✭✭✭thecatspjs


    Sums up art students for me. I pity them in a way, it must be a nightmare trying to think up something original so they have to resort to **** like this.


    That was disturbing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭ElvisChrist6


    It's with another man though so he's not really losing his virginity.

    You know male virginity is a mental thing, don't you? We have no physical virginity unlike women? So it has the same effect to him mentally as with you, if you're straight, having sex with a woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,686 ✭✭✭✭hotmail.com


    It's with another man though so he's not really losing his virginity.

    He must be gay, so he's going to lose his gay virginity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    ElleEm wrote: »
    He is calling it "Art School Stole My Virginity".

    It's not stolen if it's consensual.

    “I didn’t set out to shock,” Pettet protests. “My virginity wasn’t in any sense a gimmick. I’ve been developing this idea for a while. I thought, ‘Well, this might get a little bit of press in London closer to the event.’ But not this.


    Sure he didn't. Pretentious git.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    ****ing art students. There's a pub near me that I'd go to, but I will never go in on a Friday again as that's when the NCAD students all pile in. I've never seen so many Pokemon hats, dangly ear-rings and beer shandies in my life. Bunch of tossbags.

    I feel sorry for them really, they are mostly nothing more than kids who have never experienced the hard reality of life, all trying to look cool and be fashionable when in reality there not comfortable in there own skin or who they are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    Hopefully the school sue him for saying they stole it after the show


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    What a freakin' clever idea from the fecker. I'm an ugly and dull man who's nearly 20 and a virgin, women won't talk to me and I'm sick of touching myself, I know what I'll do, I'll pretend to stage an 'art' performance and one of the hot girls in my class will be dumb enough to fall for it.

    :cool:


    You should have gone to art college.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,291 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Weirdo art college students. Plain and simple :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    ****ing art students. There's a pub near me that I'd go to, but I will never go in on a Friday again as that's when the NCAD students all pile in. I've never seen so many Pokemon hats, dangly ear-rings and beer shandies in my life. Bunch of tossbags.
    There is a difference between Arts students and performing arts students, the people you are talking about sound more like a anime society


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Sums up art students for me. I pity them in a way, it must be a nightmare trying to think up something original so they have to resort to **** like this.



    Dirty bitch


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