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  • #5762
    CarMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 677 ✭✭✭CarMe


    I'm Facebook friends with a girl who had her first baby about six months ago and literally the minute she pushed her out she's been liking and sharing all these "like if your daughter is your whole world", "be proud of those marks your a tiger who earned her stripes", "I'm not just a mom, I'm a photographer, counselor, cook, cleaner etc" and the ones that piss me off the most are "like if you can relate", then pictures of a child saying can I have yours, will you tie my lace, will you give me a lift. How the hell can she relate to that??? Arghh!!!


  • #5763
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    You'd swear it was the first time it has rained ever in Ireland going by my newsfeed this morning...


  • #5764
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    CarMe wrote: »
    I'm Facebook friends with a girl who had her first baby about six months ago and literally the minute she pushed her out she's been liking and sharing all these "like if your daughter is your whole world", "be proud of those marks your a tiger who earned her stripes", "I'm not just a mom, I'm a photographer, counselor, cook, cleaner etc" and the ones that piss me off the most are "like if you can relate", then pictures of a child saying can I have yours, will you tie my lace, will you give me a lift. How the hell can she relate to that??? Arghh!!!
    I deleted someone who is always posting stuff like that, but what's worse is that she intersperses it with complaining about her kids, how annoying they are, whinging when the school holidays start, and cheering when they go back to school.


  • #5765
    ronan45
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭ronan45


    "AGHHHH just cut me fingaaa, jasus ahh da pain"


    Well then instead of updating your Facebook Status put a bandage on it and have a cup of horlicks!!!!!!!


  • #5766
    MurdyWurdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    ronan45 wrote: »
    "AGHHHH just cut me fingaaa, jasus ahh da pain"


    Well then instead of updating your Facebook Status put a bandage on it and have a cup of horlicks!!!!!!!

    Why spell finger like that? He/she has given it extra letters so it takes longer. How does that make sense?

    Agh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel a homicidal rage coming on

    Also, I have a baby and hate all those "I'm a tiger who earned her stripes" bull****. I don't have stretch marks - am I not a tiger? Sad face :(


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  • #5767
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    Why spell finger like that? He/she has given it extra letters so it takes longer. How does that make sense?

    Maybe they cut the index finger on the left hand and stretching up for the the "r" was too painful?


  • #5768
    Ed Winchester
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭Ed Winchester


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Maybe they cut the index finger on the left hand and stretching up for the the "r" was too painful?

    How many people just put their hands on the keyboard to see if they typed R with the index finger on their left hand?


  • #5769
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    ronan45 wrote: »
    "AGHHHH just cut me fingaaa, jasus ahh da pain"


    Well then instead of updating your Facebook Status put a bandage on it and have a cup of horlicks!!!!!!!
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Maybe they cut the index finger on the left hand and stretching up for the the "r" was too painful?

    If they did, how did they type the 't' & 'g' ?


  • #5770
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    If they did, how did they type the 't' & 'g' ?

    Damn you and your cool hard logic.


  • #5771
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Damn you and your cool hard logic.

    Sorry, forgot this was AH .


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  • #5772
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    just found this little beauty,its so stupid you couldn't make it up Did u know blonde girls have bigger butts? Did u know girls with blue or brown green eyes end up having bigger boobs? Did you know kissing is good 4 u? Did u know having sum1 rub ur stomach actually helps ur tummy when its hurting? More guys will read this than girls. Fact: Guys love it when u wear their hoodie or jacket. Only a true gf/bf will cry infront of u. If u have a dream bout someone, that person went to sleep thinking about u. Fact: Girls love it when guys hug them around there waist. Guys think its cute when a girl messes up. A true bf/gf will hug or kiss u infront of his or her friends. In 10 minutes someone will text or call you and say "Will you go out with me", or "Baby i want you."or "babe i miss u" or " I love" But first u have 2 post if u don't you will have bad luck in relationships for the next 8 year the person who posted this has the iQ of a wooden spoon.


  • #5773
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    MRnotlob606 wrote: »
    just found this little beauty,its so stupid you couldn't make it up Did u know blonde girls have bigger butts? Did u know girls with blue or brown green eyes end up having bigger boobs? Did you know kissing is good 4 u? Did u know having sum1 rub ur stomach actually helps ur tummy when its hurting? More guys will read this than girls. Fact: Guys love it when u wear their hoodie or jacket. Only a true gf/bf will cry infront of u. If u have a dream bout someone, that person went to sleep thinking about u. Fact: Girls love it when guys hug them around there waist. Guys think its cute when a girl messes up. A true bf/gf will hug or kiss u infront of his or her friends. In 10 minutes someone will text or call you and say "Will you go out with me", or "Baby i want you."or "babe i miss u" or " I love" But first u have 2 post if u don't you will have bad luck in relationships for the next 8 year the person who posted this has the iQ of a wooden spoon.

    Was that last line in or did you add it? It'd be great if people were spreading that around without reading the last line! :-D


  • #5774
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    btw 10 minutes has passed and that "Special someone "has not notified me to tell me they love me, il pu me fone on nw gal lol roflcopter yolo swag #feeeelingluuuuved.


  • #5775
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    i added the last line. though due their failure to comprehend reality many would still miss it,


  • #5776
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    There were only ever two chain letters/pictures that I actually found amusing and possibly "shared":

    This one:
    This one,

    and this one.


  • #5777
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    "Curvy girls are beautiful , bones are for dogs, meat is for men.

    :rolleyes:

    From someone who wishes they were bones :pac:


  • #5778
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Festy wrote: »
    "Curvy girls are beautiful , bones are for dogs, meat is for men.

    :rolleyes:

    From someone who wishes they were bones :pac:


    Bones?? :P :P


  • #5779
    [-0-]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]


    <snip>
    Foreigners and black ppls need to shut the ****ed up about there rights u came to uk we welcome u gave u so much that u would not have if u had not come the last thing we need is u moening be liked the Jews say thank u and really shows us u are greatfull. It the same with the crimes foreigners who killed or do bad criems should be deported the agreedment of respecting us and Queen has be broken and ur no friend if u show a level like this and also why come here if ur gonner moen and do crime aguest us.


    Yup.


  • #5780
    daymobrew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,619 ✭✭✭daymobrew


    [-0-] wrote: »
    <Snip>
    One great reply to that practically unreadable prose:
    Billy Cord&#232 wrote: »
    Billy Cordes: I agree james, I can't even look in the mirror without seeing a dirty Mexican. THEY TUK URR JOBS
    (Billy Corde looks Mexican)


  • #5781
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    [-0-] wrote: »
    <snip>

    Yup.


    At least the responses more than make up for his idiotic "opinion". I'm glad someone picked up on the "racist clams". Those f**king clams. Always ripping on the immigrant community! :P :P!!


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  • #5782
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mod

    As per the charter and thread title no links to Facebook pages are permitted.

    Posts edited.


  • #5783
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Love the way he/she stuck in a couple of random full stops just to make it more legible.


  • #5784
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    Some brilliant ones on this:

    http://fb-troublemakers.com/reasons-why-kids-dont-like-facebook-anymore-17-pics-27937/


  • #5785
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    this one again:
    Look at me wit my new hair due


  • #5786
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    yeah her old hair 'due' had passed its use-by datd


  • #5787
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Everything about this!
    Can't reply to the status, yet manages to put up another one 3 hours later. Typical attention seeking ****e.
    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/119619/276922.jpg


    the "are u ok hun" got me though


  • #5788
    danger mouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭danger mouse


    "Ah its getting very ****in scary at this stage an o dont care what any body says or calls me racists see tham dirty romaining smelly gypos are never to be trusted there should be a big wall built afoind there country an all left there to rot"


    Oh dear!


  • #5789
    Lollipops23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    Someone I know just posted that she thinks her toddler child may have chickenpox.

    She followed this up with several close up pics of the kid's face, saying "still don't know...."

    Are we supposed to diagnose your kid for you over the internet? Really?? Here's an idea- just wait and see if she gets red spots. That's a better indicator.:confused:


  • #5790
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Lollipops23 wrote: »
    Someone I know just posted that she thinks her toddler child may have chickenpox.

    She followed this up with several close up pics of the kid's face, saying "still don't know...."

    Are we supposed to diagnose your kid for you over the internet? Really?? Here's an idea- just wait and see if she gets red spots. That's a better indicator.:confused:

    Or... I don't know, this is a bit mad.... go to the doctor?

    Someone I know used to keep everyone updated on her kid's bowel movements.


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  • #5791
    end of the road
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,533 ✭✭✭✭end of the road


    danger mouse wrote: »
    "Ah its getting very ****in scary at this stage an o dont care what any body says or calls me racists see tham dirty romaining smelly gypos are never to be trusted there should be a big wall built afoind there country an all left there to rot"


    Oh dear!
    oh dear indeed, funny how the ones who come out with such statuses can never spell or write using the english language or even speak the english language even though their from an english speaking country, many of the foreign nationals who have just arrived here can even speak better english then the likes of that status writer

    I'm very highly educated. I know words, i have the best words, nobody has better words then me.



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