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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #1022
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    All you would hear is the rifle being cocked :p

    They reckon the cocking of a pump action is enough sound to make burglars crap the pants . Its a sound we all know from the fillums !


  • #1023
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    moy83 wrote: »
    They reckon the cocking of a pump action is enough sound to make burglars crap the pants . Its a sound we all know from the fillums !

    Nothing like a red dot sight :D


  • #1024
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    Nothing like a red dot sight :D

    I never used the red dot , but id say if you spotted it hovering around the nutsack you wouldnt be long legging it alright


  • #1025
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    moy83 wrote: »
    I never used the red dot , but id say if you spotted it hovering around the nutsack you wouldnt be long legging it alright

    For best results from a shot gun is replace the lead shot in the cartridge with big grains of salt. Salt will break skin and dissolve in body and sting like hell and best of all no evidence :D


  • #1026
    have2flushtwice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,524 ✭✭✭have2flushtwice


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    For best results from a shot gun is replace the lead shot in the cartridge with big grains of salt. Salt will break skin and dissolve in body and sting like hell and best of all no evidence :D

    i like it! or how about those slugs that you use clay pigeon shooting? would leave some bruise!


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  • #1027
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    have2flushtwice wrote: »
    i like it! or how about those slugs that you use clay pigeon shooting? would leave some bruise!

    I only used lead shot for clays


  • #1028
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    vanderbadger wrote: »
    a classic
    also like
    once upon a time in the west
    silverado
    True grit

    Original or re-make?

    Open Range for me one of the best ever. Feels real IYKIM.


  • #1029
    Butcher Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭Butcher Boy


    have2flushtwice wrote: »
    anything where they ride into the dusty town with a herd of cattle and a gun fight follows, where the bar gets broke up, followed by the sheriff getting shot! i live a simple life really!
    Are you sure it is not macroom mart you are on about.


  • #1030
    vanderbadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭vanderbadger


    freedominacup wrote: »
    Original or re-make?

    Open Range for me one of the best ever. Feels real IYKIM.

    i like both but prefer remake i think


  • #1031
    onyerbikepat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭onyerbikepat


    Bizzum wrote: »
    What would your favorite western be?

    The outlaw Josey Wales would be mine.
    The quality of the cattle on those westerns wouldnt be the best. Not a blade of grass to be seen either. Poor auld devils left Ireland years ago with promises of as much land as they wanted. Little did they know. :rolleyes:


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  • #1032
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    bob charles wrote: »
    Can you imagine how proud you would be if I turned up on your doorstep, should be the question

    I'd have to make me door bigger to fit you in bob:D


  • #1033
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Back to the good oul irish we love so much


  • #1034
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    hugo29 wrote: »
    I'd have to make me door bigger to fit you in bob:D

    id squeeze in, gently does it


  • #1035
    Damo810
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 998 ✭✭✭Damo810


    As if horsemeat in the beef wasn't enough!!!

    1382884_607042909360270_230653098_n.jpg


  • #1036
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    bob charles wrote: »
    id squeeze in, gently does it

    The door or daughter ? :-)


  • #1037
    iverjohnston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    God loves a tryer!
    Some classey fillies about here all right. Few Aussie girls around for the footie tonigh.


  • #1038
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Damo810 wrote: »
    As if horsemeat in the beef wasn't enough!!!

    1382884_607042909360270_230653098_n.jpg

    She wouldnt be long taking his jewels away if she decided to let fly


  • #1039
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    moy83 wrote: »
    The door or daughter ? :-)

    The keyhole :D


  • #1040
    mf240
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,900 ✭✭✭mf240


    Damo810 wrote: »
    As if horsemeat in the beef wasn't enough!!!

    1382884_607042909360270_230653098_n.jpg

    What you get from that cross.

    A wolly jumper?


  • #1041
    blue5000
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,961 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Well done Damo, you just squeezed that one in on the bottom of page 69:D:D I put the aubrac bull in with a couple of mares, he had a sniff but he didn't get that far.

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



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  • #1042
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    iverjohnston wrote: »
    . Few Aussie girls around for the footie tonigh.

    I'm told the right one of these would hand it back to ya small.


  • #1043
    iverjohnston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    Bizzum wrote: »
    I'm told the right one of these would hand it back to ya small.


    If you got it back at all .....


  • #1044
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    iverjohnston wrote: »
    If you got it back at all .....
    thats promising lads :D:D


  • #1045
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    I have a bull with pneumonia, this sh1t always happens when the father is away on holidays. I don't know if he'll survive or not. The morning will tell a lot.
    I can imagine the conversation when he comes home......


  • #1046
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    I have a bull with pneumonia, this sh1t always happens when the father is away on holidays. I don't know if he'll survive or not. The morning will tell a lot.
    I can imagine the conversation when he comes home......

    Hopefully he will pull through , if he doesnt its next years holiday money gone .


  • #1047
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Jayus I think I am going for a few pints, couldn't stick another X factor,


  • #1048
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Jayus I think I am going for a few pints, couldn't stick another X factor,
    glad i had no drink last night, daughter had vomiting bug didnt get asleep til 4am:cool:


  • #1049
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    whelan1 wrote: »
    glad i had no drink last night, daughter had vomiting bug didnt get asleep til 4am:cool:

    Ours had that a while back, rotten dose,


  • #1050
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Ours had that a while back, rotten dose,
    yup.. you feel so sorry for them when they have nothing left to get sick on... anyways shes grand now, i am wrecked though


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  • #1051
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Jayus I think I am going for a few pints, couldn't stick another X factor,

    Oh no, that's not on tonight again is it?


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