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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #812
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    Muckit wrote: »
    Are things gone so f***ed in the country that we've resorted to strip grazing the aviva??? Looks strange on lhs.....

    Be a better use for it.


  • #813
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    flat out !! wrote: »
    Was in local veterinary supplies shop, two rough looking skangers came in looking for needles to "ye know inject the dogs". Owner told them sorry he doesn't sell them. We both knew what they were going injecting.

    I couldnt believe the brother the last day when he was telling me that two local lads are heroin addicts :eek: One of them is early twenties and the other lad is in his forties .


  • #814
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Conmaicne Mara wrote: »
    Be a better use for it.

    They getting it ready for a good team, Sligo rovers coming to town in a few weeks for cup final:D


  • #815
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    hugo29 wrote: »
    freedom, whats this about False Widow Spiders on the loose in waterford,


    What now?:confused:


  • #816
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    freedominacup wrote: »
    What now?:confused:
    its a relation to the black widow spider...nasty thing and its supposed to be spreading throughout ireland, bad bite to adults but can kill kids and the elderly


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  • #817
    Dampintheattic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 839 ✭✭✭Dampintheattic


    hugo29 wrote: »
    They getting it ready for a good team, Sligo rovers coming to town in a few weeks for cup final:D

    Better not be playing Pat's -;)


  • #818
    sea12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,244 ✭✭✭sea12


    Hedge cutter contractor in today. He only did the work from the field side. Said he'd be back later later in the week to do it from the road side when the rain came. He said this is how he has operated for the past few weeks as everyone wanted him while the ground was so dry.

    Has to go back to every one now to do any hedges from the road. Seems a bit double jobbing to me and it's a decker not to have them finished
    Anyway that's my news from today.


  • #819
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    sea12 wrote: »
    Hedge cutter contractor in today. He only did the work from the field side. Said he'd be back later later in the week to do it from the road side when the rain came. He said this is how he has operated for the past few weeks as everyone wanted him while the ground was so dry.

    Has to go back to every one now to do any hedges from the road. Seems a bit double jobbing to me and it's a decker not to have them finished
    Anyway that's my news from today.

    The thing is when he can't travel on land he has still a lot of road work ahead of him.


  • #820
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    sea12 wrote: »
    Hedge cutter contractor in today. He only did the work from the field side. Said he'd be back later later in the week to do it from the road side when the rain came. He said this is how he has operated for the past few weeks as everyone wanted him while the ground was so dry.

    Has to go back to every one now to do any hedges from the road. Seems a bit double jobbing to me and it's a decker not to have them finished
    Anyway that's my news from today.

    That's what a lot of them do


  • #821
    iverjohnston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    I'm in bad form at the minute, gave myself food poisoning and haven't been able to eat since Saturday:eek: Can't even drink water as it comes straight back up, got tablets this morning and took one, then was promptly sick again. How am I meat to take the fecking things.[/QUOTE]

    Local businessman had a few Polish lads employed , one was a proper alcoholic. Always off sick with a "bad stomach"
    Was persuaded to in to the doctor, who prescribed some kind of supository for him , as his stomach Was really in bits. Yer man went home and ate two of them .Caused his ulcer to burst, and he collapsed in the hallway. Only his house-mate came home and found him, if would have bled out.


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  • #822
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    iverjohnston wrote: »
    I'm in bad form at the minute, gave myself food poisoning and haven't been able to eat since Saturday:eek: Can't even drink water as it comes straight back up, got tablets this morning and took one, then was promptly sick again. How am I meat to take the fecking things.

    Local businessman had a few Polish lads employed , one was a proper alcoholic. Always off sick with a "bad stomach"
    Was persuaded to in to the doctor, who prescribed some kind of supository for him , as his stomach Was really in bits. Yer man went home and ate two of them .Caused his ulcer to burst, and he collapsed in the hallway. Only his house-mate came home and found him, if would have bled out.[/QUOTE]

    I think I'm on the same tablets:pac: Same happened me when I took the first one. I had to literally take a second one and lie on the bed praying I didnt get sick again. One you have it taken a half hour or so it starts to work.


  • #823
    iverjohnston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    Frig sake Kovu, they were supositories . Your not ment to swallow them !


  • #824
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    iverjohnston wrote: »
    Frig sake Kovu, they were supositories . Your not ment to swallow them !

    Hahahahahaaha no I'm meant to swallow mine! How were you getting sick out of your ass :P


  • #825
    mf240
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,900 ✭✭✭mf240


    iverjohnston wrote: »
    Frig sake Kovu, they were supositories . Your not ment to swallow them !

    I got them before, fierce hard to swallow, and for all the good they are, you might as well shove them up your hole.


  • #826
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Hahahahahaaha no I'm meant to swallow mine! How were you getting sick out of your ass :P

    Thread going downhill fast :pac:


  • #827
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Aye they're called stemetil or something similar. Jesus the warning on the bottle would frighten you! They've made my skin go redder than normal as I was outside today a lot and it says to stay out of sunlight:eek:


  • #828
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    Thread going downhill fast :pac:

    Ok, I'll shut up now, I seem to have that habit :O


  • #829
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Aye they're called stemetil or something similar. Jesus the warning on the bottle would frighten you! They've made my skin go redder than normal as I was outside today a lot and it says to stay out of sunlight:eek:

    Something like the Latium we used to take in Africa. The list of side effects were as long as your arm


  • #830
    iverjohnston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    A lectade and a couple of Bactidyral and you be up and about in no time!


  • #831
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    Something like the Latium we used to take in Africa. The list of side effects were as long as your arm

    Was deafness a side effect? :-)


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  • #832
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Bizzum wrote: »
    Was deafness a side effect? :-)

    No. But suicidal tendencies and paranoia were


  • #833
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    No. But suicidal tendencies and paranoia were

    Jeez you wouldnt a farmer near them so!!!!


  • #834
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    iverjohnston wrote: »
    A lectade and a couple of Bactidyral and you be up and about in no time!

    The problem would be getting them into me, couldnt even keep down water :P
    Feel much better at the minute now though. And my jeans are loose so I shall eat half the food in the house tomorrow:D


  • #835
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    The problem would be getting them into me, couldnt even keep down water :P
    Feel much better at the minute now though. And my jeans are loose so I shall eat half the food in the house tomorrow:D

    Stomach tube :-)


  • #836
    flat out !!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭flat out !!


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    No. But suicidal tendencies and paranoia were

    U know what they say, "just cos your paranoid, doesn't mean everyone's not out to get you".


  • #837
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    flat out !! wrote: »
    U know what they say, "just cos your paranoid, doesn't mean everyone's not out to get you".

    Believe me they are, and im not paranoid ;-)


  • #838
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    td5man wrote: »
    Believe me they are, and im not paranoid ;-)

    Esp the tax man


  • #839
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    Esp the tax man

    Not if lakill does what he says on the tin ;-)


  • #840
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    td5man wrote: »
    Not if lakill does what he says on the tin ;-)

    Ah he ain't that great........** slowly looks around for lakill**


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  • #841
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    The problem would be getting them into me, couldnt even keep down water :P
    Feel much better at the minute now though. And my jeans are loose so I shall eat half the food in the house tomorrow:D

    Oh go mad that's what I do when I'm not supervised


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