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coolhull · 14-09-2013 11:25AM

Zombee wrote: »

I just came across this... :pac:

It's now official! It appeared in the media. te

Oh well, if it appeared in the media it must be true.
I'm sending off my 5.99 right now. Sure what have I to lose? Well, maybe 5.99...

username_x · 14-09-2013 12:27PM

Think my favourite was by a friend on mine who lost in the grand national.

"Fcuk sake, I'm going over to the nearest field and booting the first horse I see up the hole!!"

username_x · 14-09-2013 04:53PM

Just noticed another one.

"Finishin off me holliers in d ryt venue 2nyt.. Wnt b as good as d RICO doh ha ha ha...bring on d sexi dancen"

Fcuk off, you illiterate ****

Love2love · 14-09-2013 05:31PM

Doing the rounds this week. October has 5 Mondays ect this year. This happens once every 827 years. Pass this on and you'll have luck blah blah blah....

Check a feckin calendar you twat.

GarIT · 16-09-2013 02:12PM

'Things I can't understand are stupid'

kunst nugget · 16-09-2013 02:22PM

Love2love wrote: »

Doing the rounds this week. October has 5 Mondays ect this year. This happens once every 827 years. Pass this on and you'll have luck blah blah blah....

Check a feckin calendar you twat.

They do those statuses every couple of months. 'There's five Mondays in september/june/april this year…'

How dense do you have to be to share those?

sinead88 · 16-09-2013 07:51PM

Someone on my feed has just posted a photo entitled "Mental Monday". She and 3 of her friends went and got tattoos. They each got one letter of "yolo" enclosed in a jigsaw piece. Sure you'd never regret that!

saltyjack silverblade · 16-09-2013 09:32PM

by the power of the phoenix~
SO much phoenix synchronicity & energetics on soo many levels these days, continuing...
I wonder if it means to use that name?
Anyone feel like calling me Phoenix?
playful queries

Muise... · 16-09-2013 09:47PM

saltyjack silverblade wrote: »

by the power of the phoenix~
SO much phoenix synchronicity & energetics on soo many levels these days, continuing...
I wonder if it means to use that name?
Anyone feel like calling me Phoenix?
playful queries

annoyingly, you can't kill it with fire.

Love2love · 17-09-2013 09:22PM

God! I am sick to the back teeth of fully grown adults adding pictures and statuses with a countdown to Christmas! Grow up you Moran. Christmas is now and always was for kids!

That status was yesterday, then today......

Yes! After 5 years of waiting, I've gotten my hands on GTA5 - see ya's in a week f*ckers!!!

saltyjack silverblade · 17-09-2013 09:24PM

Love2love wrote: »

God! I am sick to the back teeth of fully grown adults adding pictures and statuses with a countdown to Christmas! Grow up you Moran. Christmas is now and always was for kids!

That status was yesterday, then today......

Yes! After 5 years of waiting, I've gotten my hands on GTA5 - see ya's in a week f*ckers!!!

It's worse when they do countdowns and say "Only x more sleeps until....".

MonkstownHoop · 17-09-2013 09:27PM

In relation to a story from the evening herald about getting an extra €20 on the dole for working on community projects

' in other word slave labour bunch off muppets!!'

3rdDegree · 17-09-2013 09:39PM

When my brother in law is drunk, he puts up status's about how he is the Sword of Christ and will help Him wreak his vengeance on the world! I think he's sincere about it. He takes them down when he sobers up (my brother in law, not Christ).

shruikan2553 · 17-09-2013 09:41PM

Went on facebook today to see that everyone feels the need to tell everyone that they bought GTA V and it is the best game ever and if you say otherwise nobody cares about your opinion.

kunst nugget · 17-09-2013 10:33PM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Went on facebook today to see that everyone feels the need to tell everyone that they bought GTA V and it is the best game ever and if you say otherwise nobody cares about your opinion.

Oh, I thought they all just liked the cover design and were taking pictures of it to show their appreciation...

xgwishyx · 17-09-2013 10:57PM

This thread almost makes me wish I didn't de-friend acquaintances that are unable to internet. Almost.

rawn · 18-09-2013 07:57AM

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

In relation to a story from the evening herald about getting an extra €20 on the dole for working on community projects

' in other word slave labour bunch off muppets!!'

He's not wrong. Except for his grammar...

Grayson · 18-09-2013 08:02AM

3rdDegree wrote: »

When my brother in law is drunk, he puts up status's about how he is the Sword of Christ and will help Him wreak his vengeance on the world! I think he's sincere about it. He takes them down when he sobers up (my brother in law, not Christ).

Although if God/Christ did have a facebook page it'd be an easy place to prove his existance. It'd be where all the facebook update "like this 10,000 times and an angel will suck you off" would originate.
Unfortunately it'd also be a handy place for 4chan to raid. Probably why god doesn't do it.

HonTheLilies · 18-09-2013 09:41AM

A "friend" of mine is rather prone to a dumb status. One of her gems went "uuurgh 2nd summer in a row im gonna be pregnant

" what a thick thing to say right? but one of the replies restored my faith in human witt and funnyness (yes funnyness is a word, i invented it last tuesday) the reply was "well maybe this winter u keep ur legs closed, problem sorted :cool:

sinead88 · 18-09-2013 04:09PM

"wat can i say nva laughed so much in my life,, thanks guys for al cuminng , had such a brilliant nigt, we wer al very dignified , I LIKE, thanks so much for all the presents, luv my nu boyfriend nice to finally hav sum1 to share the bed wit def had a willie theme goin on !!! thanks for the luvly cake (beautiful stuffing the face here lol ) and card LUV IT hun, best bestie evr, as wel thank u hun , ur to good , b bed early tonigt , rollin n at 5.30 sur taks d toll on d body, hungova to b damned Chinese soon , treat myself aftr winning 37e in the casino haha go me thanks guys"

The "nu" boyfriend is a blow up doll.

Loughc · 18-09-2013 04:15PM

sinead88 wrote: »

"wat can i say nva laughed so much in my life,, thanks guys for al cuminng , had such a brilliant nigt, we wer al very dignified , I LIKE, thanks so much for all the presents, luv my nu boyfriend nice to finally hav sum1 to share the bed wit def had a willie theme goin on !!! thanks for the luvly cake (beautiful stuffing the face here lol ) and card LUV IT hun, best bestie evr, as wel thank u hun , ur to good , b bed early tonigt , rollin n at 5.30 sur taks d toll on d body, hungova to b damned Chinese soon , treat myself aftr winning 37e in the casino haha go me thanks guys"

The "nu" boyfriend is a blow up doll.

Someone to match her mental capacity so!

az2wp0sye65487 · 18-09-2013 04:20PM

sinead88 wrote: »

"wat can i say nva laughed so much in my life,, thanks guys for al cuminng , had such a brilliant nigt, we wer al very dignified , I LIKE, thanks so much for all the presents, luv my nu boyfriend nice to finally hav sum1 to share the bed wit def had a willie theme goin on !!! thanks for the luvly cake (beautiful stuffing the face here lol ) and card LUV IT hun, best bestie evr, as wel thank u hun , ur to good , b bed early tonigt , rollin n at 5.30 sur taks d toll on d body, hungova to b damned Chinese soon , treat myself aftr winning 37e in the casino haha go me thanks guys"

The "nu" boyfriend is a blow up doll.

I thought it was a fella named 'Al' - Wasn't she thanking all her friends for getting him to perform??

thanks guys for al cuminng

sinead88 · 18-09-2013 04:25PM

Galilea Gifted Fishhook wrote: »

I thought it was a fella named 'Al' - Wasn't she thanking all her friends for getting him to perform??

The weird thing is that she can apparently spell "dignified" but not "all" or even "what". Odd. Also she begins every post with "nva laughed so much n mi life". I worry that she may die as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

Loughc · 18-09-2013 04:28PM

sinead88 wrote: »

I worry that she may die as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

Worry, hope.... what's the difference :P

18-09-2013 04:29PM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

"see all yous lil smelly inbred **** take me nephews bike again yas **** n im tellin ill burn ur gafs ta d ground poor imbreaded ****s watch ur ****in bks"

imbreaded
That's hilarious

Tetra · 19-09-2013 01:16AM

"Love my friends.. They always make a bad day better... Seriously tired of fake ass people.... Seriously Im not that interesting you don't need concern yourself with my life.. I understand your desire to take away the focus on your own life and your **** ups.. Haters going to hate I just love having a fun club... Guess I'm more fabulous then I give myself credit for...."

:rolleyes:

ronan45 · 19-09-2013 08:45AM

"Ugh Sick me

, staying in bed today, Feel and look like death:("
<<<<Puts up Awesome angle, self flattering, Selfie attached to comment for everyone to see>>>>

Hmmm call me stupid but you look like you have a full face of make up.
a saucy boob showing top, and your hair is GH_D'd out of it, with a trout pout..... :rolleyes:
Wish I looked that amazing when i get ill :rolleyes:

coolhull · 19-09-2013 08:49AM

ronan45 wrote: »

"Ugh Sick me , staying in bed today, Feel and look like death:("
<<<<Puts up Awesome angle, self flattering, Selfie attached to comment for everyone to see>>>>

Hmmm call me stupid but you look like you have a full face of make up.
a saucy boob showing top, and your hair is GH_D'd out of it, with a trout pout..... :rolleyes:
Wish I looked that amazing when i get ill :rolleyes:

Link ?

maximoose · 19-09-2013 08:50AM

The amount of muppets today posting screenshots of ios7 thinking they are special. Jesus wept.

kunst nugget · 19-09-2013 09:48AM

Tetra wrote: »

"Love my friends.. They always make a bad day better... Seriously tired of fake ass people.... Seriously Im not that interesting you don't need concern yourself with my life.. I understand your desire to take away the focus on your own life and your **** ups.. Haters going to hate I just love having a fun club... Guess I'm more fabulous then I give myself credit for...."

:rolleyes:

Why are stupid people always so paranoid? I thought ignorance was bliss…

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