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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Sorry, I didn't realise it had to be typed out letter for letter as it appeared on the post, bad spelling would suffice, no?

    Here's the post - in it's original letter for letter and space. Hope it meets with your high standards.

    6itmw2.jpg
    What?
    I think you missed my point there..!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    A couple of weeks ago a friend posted this:
    I could use all the prayers and support that can be given and spared as I go through the journey I must take over the next few hours, the next few days, and the next few weeks. To guide my life, I must remember "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference."

    And a load of people asked her what was going on - she never responded but she did upload 8 selfies she took in her car instead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    Enlarge photo n share it

    if u feel its worthier share it to stop farmers struggling in floods n droughts n storm and rising prices . share it 5 times continuously 2 highlight 4m others. if u believe in this comment on it

    ( rain water harvesting in atmosphere using special mirrors)

    enhanced design to avoid floods n drought with serial window sized mirrors attached with hinges alternatively(top n bottom) making it foldable which reflect heat 4m sun always vertically by reflection adjuster similar to solar tracker n warm up moisture n raise it n condense it 2 clouds n distributes it evenly if the tool is distributed evenly
    mirrors can reflect heat energy from sun's reflection , heating air by mirrors will raise up warm air and create low pressure which bring winds and moisture 4m oceans and heating moisture will raise it higher which cools n condenses to clouds ( invisible process) , clouds vertical 2 u can be moved by mirrors which i saw and gave constant results n check if u hav doubt with window sized mirror in non windy day. and the heat from mirrors is large when reflected to skies as light air molecules like helium lies at upper layer they are also less gravitationally binded with earth ,the heat from mirrors is less from 1person 2 another as heavy air molecules are tightly binded at lower surface of earth.a reflection adjuster has to be added to make the reflection fall vertical to the sky to react with lighter air molecules n to cover large heights else the reflection will be slanting reacting with heavier air molecules resulting in wastage of heat reflected .this also evenly distributes moisture which decreases the causes of floods n as moisture 4m oceans r brought to land ,the cooling effect in oceans will be reduced resulting in faster evaporation

    some may think heat evolved is less and it may simply raise moisture to small heights and when the raised moisture cools it returns down but i would say once certain amount of moisture is raised up its space will b filled by other moisture molecules this is due to gravitation and molecular size of water vapour

    aggressive from 10:30 am to 2:30(direct sunlight)
    effective if done from north 2 south or vertically

    only new inventions will provide employment .i wonder what if magnifying mirrors are used .mirrors can b automatically closed n opened by a cover based on humidity

    share it n avoid floods n droughts n storms

    This accompanied by a biro sketch that could conceivably have been doodled by a super villain.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    I have lost faith in humanity, Curse you Facebook!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    So that's our water tax issue solved!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    This accompanied by a biro sketch that could conceivably have been doodled by a super villain.

    Or a Celtic tiger business plan?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 480 ✭✭saltyjack silverblade


    There is a hippy on my facebook and this is regular material:

    "Mantis download and theres for sure a being on the roof. Sirian symbols are for sure activating!"

    "spider-speak; ever thought about how many spiders might be in the same room as you? blessed be for the time weavers in our spheres"

    "seeing and sourcing these synchronistic senseful seedlings ~."

    "heart fragile in this default world of shifting morphing changes. keeping hold of my feet, just barely. asking of the Universe to guide me, blessedly, along the path of manifesting and co-creating for the highest good in spiritualy, mental, emotional and physical abundance, clarity & healing. Where oh where shall i be grounding and activating pre-symbiosis?? love"

    "the sOurce of my Sun
    SeedLight in;side this TreeSpirit
    Trusting in the process
    centering in coHereance"


    So many people comment on the updates and tell her how worldly she is-seriously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    There is a hippy on my facebook and this is regular material:

    "Mantis download and theres for sure a being on the roof. Sirian symbols are for sure activating!"

    "spider-speak; ever thought about how many spiders might be in the same room as you? blessed be for the time weavers in our spheres"

    "seeing and sourcing these synchronistic senseful seedlings ~."

    "heart fragile in this default world of shifting morphing changes. keeping hold of my feet, just barely. asking of the Universe to guide me, blessedly, along the path of manifesting and co-creating for the highest good in spiritualy, mental, emotional and physical abundance, clarity & healing. Where oh where shall i be grounding and activating pre-symbiosis?? love"

    "the sOurce of my Sun
    SeedLight in;side this TreeSpirit
    Trusting in the process
    centering in coHereance"


    So many people comment on the updates and tell her how worldly she is-seriously.

    I hate that person, and I don't even know them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    krudler wrote: »
    I hate that person, and I don't even know them.

    Don't worry, you're not alone there. It seems the only logical emotion to feel after reading that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,829 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    There is a hippy on my facebook and this is regular material:

    "Mantis download and theres for sure a being on the roof. Sirian symbols are for sure activating!"

    "spider-speak; ever thought about how many spiders might be in the same room as you? blessed be for the time weavers in our spheres"

    "seeing and sourcing these synchronistic senseful seedlings ~."

    "heart fragile in this default world of shifting morphing changes. keeping hold of my feet, just barely. asking of the Universe to guide me, blessedly, along the path of manifesting and co-creating for the highest good in spiritualy, mental, emotional and physical abundance, clarity & healing. Where oh where shall i be grounding and activating pre-symbiosis?? love"

    "the sOurce of my Sun
    SeedLight in;side this TreeSpirit
    Trusting in the process
    centering in coHereance"


    So many people comment on the updates and tell her how worldly she is-seriously.

    Sounds like the sort of crap my ex comes out with on her FB page.

    Honestly, if she wasn't so hot I'd unfriend her...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    Hoop66 wrote: »
    Sounds like the sort of crap my ex comes out with on her FB page.

    Honestly, if she wasn't so hot I'd unfriend her...

    Winner of voyouristic comment of the day goes to....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Is today ova yet???
    Im just so simple i spill a kettel of boilin water on my hand ....lol so puttin it dwn ta d limp from chippin d bone in my foot
    Long ass day:-/


    Of course, with several replies od "u ok hun xxx"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    My 15 year old cousin posted a topless picture of himself with the caption
    hey ladies shag me

    Very tempted to print it off and send it to his mother :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Days 298


    Valentina wrote: »
    My 15 year old cousin posted a topless picture of himself with the caption



    Very tempted to print it off and send it to his mother :pac:

    Do it just before dinner time to make an awkward family dinner :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,123 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Valentina wrote: »
    My 15 year old cousin posted a topless picture of himself with the caption

    "Hey ladies. Shag me"


    Very tempted to print it off and send it to his mother :pac:


    You reckon she's be interested??

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    well love me bby (name) lots ant wait until he out time is flying happy out ryt nw inbox me hommiiee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    The local scum


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Festy wrote: »
    well love me bby (name) lots ant wait until he out time is flying happy out ryt nw inbox me hommiiee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    ok so I got this much from it 'Well I love my baby (insert said name) lots and wait until he is out time is flying happy out'. then I'm totally lost? right new in box?? :confused:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 12,834 Mod ✭✭✭✭miamee


    Festy wrote: »
    well love me bby (name) lots ant wait until he out time is flying happy out ryt nw inbox me hommiiee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    The local scum
    pc7 wrote: »
    ok so I got this much from it 'Well I love my baby (insert said name) lots and wait until he is out time is flying happy out'. then I'm totally lost? right new in box?? :confused:

    'Well I love my baby (whoever) lots, can't wait until he is out, time is flying, I am so happy right now, send me a message friend xxxxxxxx'

    That's my best guess :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,254 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    pc7 wrote: »
    ok so I got this much from it 'Well I love my baby (insert said name) lots and wait until he is out time is flying happy out'. then I'm totally lost? right new in box?? :confused:

    Its: "Well I absolutely love my baby (insert name) lots. I cannot wait until the said baby comes out. Time is flying by. I am happy out right now. I would appreciate it if you could send messages into my inbox. Homees! Lots of kisses


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 12,834 Mod ✭✭✭✭miamee


    joeguevara wrote: »
    Its: "Well I absolutely love my baby (insert name) lots. I cannot wait until the said baby comes out. Time is flying by. I am happy out right now. I would appreciate it if you could send messages into my inbox. Homees! Lots of kisses

    Just realised she was probably talking about an actual baby being born and not talking about her boyfriend getting out (of prison) as I thought. Oh how cynical am I? :pac: :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Sky news reporter: "Relieved, he goes off now with his family, no doubt to have a drink..."

    Where's that Star Trek face palm picture?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    miamee wrote: »
    Just realised she was probably talking about an actual baby being born and not talking about her boyfriend getting out (of prison) as I thought. Oh how cynical am I? :pac: :D

    That's what I thought too!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    That's what I thought too!

    Same here. Am still not sure tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    Maybe we're right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    I initially thought baby, but because Festy said 'the local scum', then I started thinking boyfriend in prison..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39 Ciaran511


    a young girl in response to her getting her junior cert results tomorrow: "abousalty ****ting it for tomorrow,think ill end up pissen meself tomorrow nevers are gonee"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    It was bad enough that someone had posted on my wall that they had sent me a prvate message(why do people do that?)

    This was the message.
    Gey would u send me zr mo

    What?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    It was bad enough that someone had posted on my wall that they had sent me a prvate message(why do people do that?)

    This was the message.



    What?

    I have no idea what that means!

    In other news my FB feed is full of wannabe trappatoni's tonight - here's a choice nugget of wisdom :


    "Martin oneill d fai need u post d cv cheers"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    It was bad enough that someone had posted on my wall that they had sent me a prvate message(why do people do that?)

    This was the message.
    Gey would u send me zr mo

    What?
    Hey, would you send me your number.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    It was bad enough that someone had posted on my wall that they had sent me a prvate message(why do people do that?)

    This was the message.



    What?

    Based on the position of keys on a qwerty keyboard (assuming they were typing on a smart phone) & the fact that a clumsy typist may often hit the adjacent key to the one they want we can exchange G for H & M for N, giving us "Hey would u send me zr no". Z still doesn't make sense but we can make a logical leap & substitute it with U, giving us "Hey would u send me ur no", or in grammatically & orthographically correct form, "Hey, would you send me your number?".


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