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Sex and the Office

  • 19-08-2013 01:16PM
    #1
    IcyBreadPeople
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 ✭


    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/


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  • #2
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I have sex with your boyfriend there too, during tea.


  • #3
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    And the first one of the week has been posted... by the same person, again, probably.


  • #4
    Mocha Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭Mocha Joe


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    It's worked mine up alright. ;)


  • #5
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    What's s*x ? I hope it's not something dirty.


  • #6
    IcyBreadPeople
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 ✭IcyBreadPeople


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    And the first one of the week has been posted... by the same person, again, probably.

    Not sure what you mean but if you're implying that I'm making this up then you're wrong


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  • #7
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    \o/


    What's this? New code sign for anal?:confused:


  • #8
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Do his colleagues not wonder why youre there every day?


  • #9
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    I am your boyfriends secretary, he brings me in there before you come over.


  • #10
    IcyBreadPeople
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 ✭IcyBreadPeople


    It's not everyday, it's only happened a couple of times and he smuggled me in through the back door.. Ooohhh
    They'd probably just assume I'm a hooker or a cleaning lady or some sh*t. I don't really care as long as I'm getting slammed!


  • #11
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Titles misleading..

    Should be Sex and the City..

    and in that case, That show is sh!te anyway..


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  • #12
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    I don't really care as long as I'm getting slammed!

    Classy!


  • #13
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Nemeses wrote: »
    Titles misleading..

    Should be Sex and the City..

    and in that case, That show is sh!te anyway..

    Sex`in the Orifice has more of a "ring" to it.


  • #14
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    So you play Drop the Soap?


  • #15
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    Sex`in the Orifice has more of a "ring" to it.

    A hole in one?


  • #16
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    At least try a bit better OP. You're ruining it for those of us who want to fap to this thread.

    1/10 effort


  • #17
    Mocha Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭Mocha Joe


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    It's not everyday, it's only happened a couple of times and he smuggled me in through the back door.. Ooohhh
    They'd probably just assume I'm a hooker or a cleaning lady or some sh*t. I don't really care as long as I'm getting slammed!

    Jaysus I hope you use the shower room for what it's intended for before you go back to work.


  • #18
    mutley18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭mutley18


    "Oooh look at me I have a job and regular intercourse"

    I HAVE NEITHER. STOP GLOATING.


  • #19
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,189 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Do people not wonder why you come back from your lunch break wet?


  • #20
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Jesus OP your fella must be insatiable cause only last week you were saying about your quick "pork" in the morning! Then you have to go visit him at lunchtime too!!


  • #21
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Aw, I thought this thread was going to be about the next Sex and the City movie. :(


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  • #22
    mr_edge_to_you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,603 ✭✭✭mr_edge_to_you


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    What's this? New code sign for anal?:confused:

    well the boyfriend does smuggle her in the back door.


  • #23
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Aw, I thought this thread was going to be about the next Sex and the City movie. :(

    Is it the next series 'The Office'?

    (let's hope not)


  • #24
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Im not sure what to say in this thread....


    Kinda feel sorry for anyone using the shower after your finished. Hope ya clean up!


  • #25
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Jesus OP your fella must be insatiable cause only last week you were saying about your quick "pork" in the morning! Then you have to go visit him at lunchtime too!!

    probably just trying to be a bit controversial then

    I await further-fetched topics from this OP


  • #26
    handlemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,002 ✭✭✭handlemaster


    are you a screamer ? is so the collegues already know


  • #27
    harney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    mr_edge_to_you wrote: »
    well the boyfriend does smuggle her in the back door.

    But wouldn't that be smuggling himself in the back door? Unless we are saying she is pegging the boyfriend :eek:


  • #28
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    OP, you should probably get a hobby or a job or something and quit making stupid idiotic threads


  • #29
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Em...

    How long is this lunch break? Half hour there, half hour back?


  • #30
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Em...

    How long is this lunch break? Half hour there, half hour back?

    An hour and 1 minute :P


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  • #31
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Em...

    How long is this lunch break? Half hour there, half hour back?


    5 minute tea break?


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