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Sex and the Office

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    #62
    CastingCouch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭CastingCouch


    All this talk of pork is making me hungry.


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    #63
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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    #64
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    More like not-veiled-at-all "I am not getting any" thread :)


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    #65
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I'm a half an hour away, i'll get jogging.
    Do you have a shower over there?


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    #66
    tin79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    mutley18 wrote: »
    "Oooh look at me I have a job and regular intercourse"

    I HAVE NEITHER. STOP GLOATING.

    Go to the nearest street corner, they can then be one in the same.


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    #67
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    im sorry OP but i just cant aperciate bad trolling anymore..I dont know is it because im getting older or because the standard of trolling has gone downhill.I give this 2/10 and im giving you 2 marks because i think u deserver that for not falling over while logging in


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    #68
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Once upon time there was three bears. . .


    Edit; sorry folks, thought this was the fairytale forum.


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    #69
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Specialun wrote: »
    im sorry OP but i just cant aperciate bad trolling anymore..I dont know is it because im getting older or because the standard of trolling has gone downhill.I give this 2/10 and im giving you 2 marks because i think u deserver that for not falling over while logging in

    You are giving her more than her fella......hes only giving her 1!!:)


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    #70
    IcyBreadPeople
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 ✭IcyBreadPeople


    princess-lala wrote: »
    My relationship status has nothing to do with this!

    What does have something to do with it though is you claiming to go to your boyfriends place of work to be "slammed" at lunchtime!

    It's true, I don't understand why it's so hard to believe or why you seem to be getting so uptight about it - get over yourself


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    #71
    RossieMan
    Registered Users Posts: 6,766 ✭✭✭RossieMan


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    It's true, I don't understand why it's so hard to believe or why you seem to be getting so uptight about it - get over yourself

    maybe it's the fact that you're posting it all over the internet?

    Have a bit of self-respect.


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    #72
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    RossieMan wrote: »
    maybe it's the fact that you're posting it all over the internet?

    Have a bit of self-respect.

    Took the words right outa my mouth!!


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    #73
    RossieMan
    Registered Users Posts: 6,766 ✭✭✭RossieMan


    Troll's these days, not in the least bit creative.


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    #74
    denhaagenite
    Registered Users Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭denhaagenite


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    It's true, I don't understand why it's so hard to believe or why you seem to be getting so uptight about it - get over yourself

    It's not hard to believe, it's just not that interesting.

    Why don't you tell your colleagues, or your boyfriends colleagues about it, then come back and post the outcome? That would be MUCH more entertaining than someone secretly having sex in a public place.


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    #75
    Potatoeman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,261 ✭✭✭Potatoeman


    It might seem sexy but his colleagues that use the shower would not be impressed. Imagine them whacking one off in there before you have your romp. :-P
    Edit: posting from work? Through a proxy?


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    #76
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Took the words right outa my mouth!!
    .
    Oh it must have been while you were kissing me


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    #77
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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    #78
    Mammanabammana
    Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    Pics or it didn't happen.


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    #79
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Mammanabammana wrote: »
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    FYP.


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    #80
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    It's not really office sex until you break a desk!


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    #81
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    So.......your getting it......go you!!!


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    #82
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x .

    sooo curious about that missing vowel! sax? six? sox? sux?


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    #83
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    sooo curious about that missing vowel! sax? six? sox? sux?

    Maybe a lack of *? Maybe they ment spandex? Sandbox? Sonovox???


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    #84
    donegal_road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭donegal_road


    good chance the OP is a dirty old man, sitting in a half finished ghost estate in Tullamore, county Offaly


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    #85
    Chareth Cutestory
    Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Chareth Cutestory


    God I'm starving after reading through this. Could really go for a pulled pork slammer.


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    #86
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Muilleann wrote: »
    Do you take off your underwear before you head over there so?

    Just to speed things up like?

    Maybe on the bus...

    Classy!


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    #87
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    donegal_road wrote: »
    good chance the OP is a dirty old man, sitting in a half finished ghost estate in Tullamore, county Offaly
    I see you've read men who roleplay as women on the internets 101


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    #88
    fsfg
    Registered Users Posts: 151 ✭✭fsfg


    Something smells fishy in this story


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    #89
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    ..They'd probably just assume I'm a hooker..

    Easily done I suppose.


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    #90
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    So OP is a teenage boy?


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    #91
    ardle1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    Who gives a s*#t, anyway back to the Coronation St Thread.:cool:


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