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Sex and the Office

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    #32
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Em...

    How long is this lunch break? Half hour there, half hour back?

    5 minute tea break?


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    #33
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    Bless.

    Who else remembers when they too thought they were the first person in the world to invent sex in public places and felt duty bound to inform the world about it.


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    #34
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Jesus OP your fella must be insatiable cause only last week you were saying about your quick "pork" in the morning! Then you have to go visit him at lunchtime too!!

    Or maybe they're both insatiable?


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    #35
    stevenmu
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,689 Mod ✭✭✭✭stevenmu


    aujopimur wrote: »
    What's s*x ? I hope it's not something dirty.
    I presume it means 'sax', the OP and boyfriend are obviously jazz musicians, and they practise in the shower room because of the good acoustics.

    Speaking of acoustics, I wonder do they realise that the whole office is probably listening in to their performances.


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    #36
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    OSI wrote: »
    And that's when you blew your cover. Nice try dude.

    What does that mean? You think it's a man because she has sex?


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    #37
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    I don't really care as long as I'm getting slammed!

    Do you always talk like an 80s Prince album track?


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    #38
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    OSI wrote: »
    When have you ever heard a woman refer to "getting slammed"?
    Don't think I have ever heard a man refer to sex as "Getting slammed"


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    #39
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 41,001 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    stevenmu wrote: »
    I presume it means 'sax', the OP and boyfriend are obviously jazz musicians, and they practise in the shower room because of the good acoustics.

    Speaking of acoustics, I wonder do they realise that the whole office is probably listening in to their performances.

    Oh I get it now - OP is from D4 and Porks the Cor

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #40
    MagicMarker
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    A 1 hour round trip during a 1 hour lunch.

    Hmm, doesn't sound like it'd be worth the trip tbh.


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    #41
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    OSI wrote: »
    When have you ever heard a woman refer to "getting slammed"?



    None of that sentence makes sense. Nice attempt at finding something to get high horsey about. Dig deeper next time.

    Well actually my girlfriend says it all the time.


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    #42
    BraziliaNZ
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    princess-lala wrote: »
    Don't think I have ever heard a man refer to sex as "Getting slammed"

    Traditionally the man does the slamming, the woman gets slammed


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    #43
    Fred Swanson
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    #44
    Wacker The Attacker
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    I have to make do with **** in the toilet on my break


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    #45
    pauliebdub
    Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭pauliebdub


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    An ex colleague of mine used to pop home during lunch and when she came back she looked slightly dissheveled and smelled on semen, so make sure you wash after lunchtime sex.


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    #46
    Fred Swanson
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    #47
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    pauliebdub wrote: »
    ... and smelled on semen
    Lol. Stay classy!


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    #48
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Many years back i had a nympho colleague who regularly livened up my lunch breaks, now i have to make do with browsing reddit! Funny how things go.:mad:


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    #49
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    Translation: Hey internet, give me attention.

    Are you slanegirl?


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    #50
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I have to make do with **** in the toilet on my break

    Hurry up wacker, there's no toilet paper in the next cubicle. I knew that was you!


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    #51
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    OP, next time wave to the little camera installed in the shower head. You're live in 87 countries. Oh, and your boyfriend needs a bigger knob. The gay lads are complaining about his little issue.


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    #52
    IcyBreadPeople
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    princess-lala wrote: »
    Jesus OP your fella must be insatiable cause only last week you were saying about your quick "pork" in the morning! Then you have to go visit him at lunchtime too!!

    He can't get enough of me, what's wrong with that?
    You single yeah?


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    #53
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    He can't get enough of me, what's wrong with that?
    You single yeah?

    My relationship status has nothing to do with this!

    What does have something to do with it though is you claiming to go to your boyfriends place of work to be "slammed" at lunchtime!


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    #54
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Ok how about this - Do you ever have sex in the workplace? Isn't that the discussion the girl is trying to raise here?


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    #55
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    You must smell delightfull in this hot weather!


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    #56
    sReq | uTeK
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    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    Not sure what you mean but if you're implying that I'm making this up then you're wrong

    Pics or GTFO


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    #57
    Fred Swanson
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    #58
    Kirby
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    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Thinly veiled? Nothing about this thread was thinly veiled. :P


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    #59
    Muilleann
    Registered Users Posts: 54 ✭✭Muilleann


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    Do you take off your underwear before you head over there so?

    Just to speed things up like?


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    #60
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Fred Swanson wrote: »
    Thinly veiled "I am getting sex" thread.



    Thought people stopped using this 'Thinly veiled' comment :P


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    #61
    OldNotWIse
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    you so don't... :P


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