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Sex and the Office

  • 19-08-2013 12:16pm
    #1
    IcyBreadPeople
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 ✭


    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/


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  • #2
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I have sex with your boyfriend there too, during tea.


  • #3
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    And the first one of the week has been posted... by the same person, again, probably.


  • #4
    Mocha Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭Mocha Joe


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    It's worked mine up alright. ;)


  • #5
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    What's s*x ? I hope it's not something dirty.


  • #6
    IcyBreadPeople
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 ✭IcyBreadPeople


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    And the first one of the week has been posted... by the same person, again, probably.

    Not sure what you mean but if you're implying that I'm making this up then you're wrong


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  • #7
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    \o/


    What's this? New code sign for anal?:confused:


  • #8
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Do his colleagues not wonder why youre there every day?


  • #9
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    I am your boyfriends secretary, he brings me in there before you come over.


  • #10
    IcyBreadPeople
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15 ✭IcyBreadPeople


    It's not everyday, it's only happened a couple of times and he smuggled me in through the back door.. Ooohhh
    They'd probably just assume I'm a hooker or a cleaning lady or some sh*t. I don't really care as long as I'm getting slammed!


  • #11
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Titles misleading..

    Should be Sex and the City..

    and in that case, That show is sh!te anyway..


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  • #12
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    I don't really care as long as I'm getting slammed!

    Classy!


  • #13
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Nemeses wrote: »
    Titles misleading..

    Should be Sex and the City..

    and in that case, That show is sh!te anyway..

    Sex`in the Orifice has more of a "ring" to it.


  • #14
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    So you play Drop the Soap?


  • #15
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    Sex`in the Orifice has more of a "ring" to it.

    A hole in one?


  • #16
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    At least try a bit better OP. You're ruining it for those of us who want to fap to this thread.

    1/10 effort


  • #17
    Mocha Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭Mocha Joe


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    It's not everyday, it's only happened a couple of times and he smuggled me in through the back door.. Ooohhh
    They'd probably just assume I'm a hooker or a cleaning lady or some sh*t. I don't really care as long as I'm getting slammed!

    Jaysus I hope you use the shower room for what it's intended for before you go back to work.


  • #18
    mutley18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,231 ✭✭✭mutley18


    "Oooh look at me I have a job and regular intercourse"

    I HAVE NEITHER. STOP GLOATING.


  • #19
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Do people not wonder why you come back from your lunch break wet?


  • #20
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Jesus OP your fella must be insatiable cause only last week you were saying about your quick "pork" in the morning! Then you have to go visit him at lunchtime too!!


  • #21
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Aw, I thought this thread was going to be about the next Sex and the City movie. :(


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  • #22
    mr_edge_to_you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,189 ✭✭✭mr_edge_to_you


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    What's this? New code sign for anal?:confused:

    well the boyfriend does smuggle her in the back door.


  • #23
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Aw, I thought this thread was going to be about the next Sex and the City movie. :(

    Is it the next series 'The Office'?

    (let's hope not)


  • #24
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Im not sure what to say in this thread....


    Kinda feel sorry for anyone using the shower after your finished. Hope ya clean up!


  • #25
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Jesus OP your fella must be insatiable cause only last week you were saying about your quick "pork" in the morning! Then you have to go visit him at lunchtime too!!

    probably just trying to be a bit controversial then

    I await further-fetched topics from this OP


  • #26
    handlemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,003 ✭✭✭handlemaster


    are you a screamer ? is so the collegues already know


  • #27
    harney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    mr_edge_to_you wrote: »
    well the boyfriend does smuggle her in the back door.

    But wouldn't that be smuggling himself in the back door? Unless we are saying she is pegging the boyfriend :eek:


  • #28
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    OP, you should probably get a hobby or a job or something and quit making stupid idiotic threads


  • #29
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Em...

    How long is this lunch break? Half hour there, half hour back?


  • #30
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Em...

    How long is this lunch break? Half hour there, half hour back?

    An hour and 1 minute :P


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  • #31
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Em...

    How long is this lunch break? Half hour there, half hour back?


    5 minute tea break?


  • #32
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Em...

    How long is this lunch break? Half hour there, half hour back?

    5 minute tea break?


  • #33
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    Bless.

    Who else remembers when they too thought they were the first person in the world to invent sex in public places and felt duty bound to inform the world about it.


  • #34
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Jesus OP your fella must be insatiable cause only last week you were saying about your quick "pork" in the morning! Then you have to go visit him at lunchtime too!!

    Or maybe they're both insatiable?


  • #35
    stevenmu
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,689 Mod ✭✭✭✭stevenmu


    aujopimur wrote: »
    What's s*x ? I hope it's not something dirty.
    I presume it means 'sax', the OP and boyfriend are obviously jazz musicians, and they practise in the shower room because of the good acoustics.

    Speaking of acoustics, I wonder do they realise that the whole office is probably listening in to their performances.


  • #36
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    OSI wrote: »
    And that's when you blew your cover. Nice try dude.

    What does that mean? You think it's a man because she has sex?


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  • #37
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    I don't really care as long as I'm getting slammed!

    Do you always talk like an 80s Prince album track?


  • #38
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    OSI wrote: »
    When have you ever heard a woman refer to "getting slammed"?
    Don't think I have ever heard a man refer to sex as "Getting slammed"


  • #39
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,158 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    stevenmu wrote: »
    I presume it means 'sax', the OP and boyfriend are obviously jazz musicians, and they practise in the shower room because of the good acoustics.

    Speaking of acoustics, I wonder do they realise that the whole office is probably listening in to their performances.

    Oh I get it now - OP is from D4 and Porks the Cor

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #40
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    A 1 hour round trip during a 1 hour lunch.

    Hmm, doesn't sound like it'd be worth the trip tbh.


  • #41
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    OSI wrote: »
    When have you ever heard a woman refer to "getting slammed"?



    None of that sentence makes sense. Nice attempt at finding something to get high horsey about. Dig deeper next time.

    Well actually my girlfriend says it all the time.


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  • #42
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Don't think I have ever heard a man refer to sex as "Getting slammed"

    Traditionally the man does the slamming, the woman gets slammed


  • #43
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #44
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I have to make do with **** in the toilet on my break


  • #45
    pauliebdub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭pauliebdub


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    An ex colleague of mine used to pop home during lunch and when she came back she looked slightly dissheveled and smelled on semen, so make sure you wash after lunchtime sex.


  • #46
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #47
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    pauliebdub wrote: »
    ... and smelled on semen
    Lol. Stay classy!


  • #48
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Many years back i had a nympho colleague who regularly livened up my lunch breaks, now i have to make do with browsing reddit! Funny how things go.:mad:


  • #49
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    IcyBreadPeople wrote: »
    So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

    He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

    Just wondering if many other people do this?

    It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

    Translation: Hey internet, give me attention.

    Are you slanegirl?


  • #50
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I have to make do with **** in the toilet on my break

    Hurry up wacker, there's no toilet paper in the next cubicle. I knew that was you!


  • #51
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    OP, next time wave to the little camera installed in the shower head. You're live in 87 countries. Oh, and your boyfriend needs a bigger knob. The gay lads are complaining about his little issue.


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