topless sunbathing

harry Bailey esq · 21-07-2013 12:32AM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I'm making an example.

...few hours ago.

all the best ankle in this town is already taken:(

Mason Storm · 21-07-2013 01:15AM

When I was 10, I was watching a Clint Eastwood movie about a boxing orangutan with my Dad. I guess it seemed pretty safe to him at the time, but there was a scene it, and I'll never forget it, where a woman is getting molested by a bunch of hoodlums and her breasts get exposed. We didn't look each other in the eye for at least a week after that. I can only imagine what kind of damage seeing 11 pairs of breasts in real life would have done to our relationship.

Jesus Wept · 21-07-2013 01:37AM

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

took a good stroll up gormanstown beach today,my 9year old son and his mate in tow and i counted 11 topless women in the two mile stretch we walked. The lads had a great laugh of course,being 9year old boys and that,but it got me thinking.Im sure there were plenty of parents today that didn't want their own kids seeing that,so is it time local councils took the European approach and designated topless/naked sections on our beaches?because plenty are already stripping off regardless,and probably offending some people.On the European beaches with nude sections it kind of polices itself,so it wouldn't cost anything.

Tits are class to be fair.

I recall going on holiday when I was 14 years old with my Aunt, Uncle and cousins.

In Switzerland we went to a public outdoor swimming pool, I witnessed two topless slim girls rubbing lotion into each other.

We then went to Italy camping, on the beach I spied an attractive young woman who had her top on, I tried as best as I could to do some jedi mind **** to convince her via the power of my thoughts to get them out. After 20 minutes she popped the top of to reveal a wonderful set.

I walked home to the tent alone with the sole intention of pulluing myself asunder.

efb · 21-07-2013 01:42AM

Andy Carroll wrote: »

Tits are class to be fair.

I recall going on holiday when I was 14 years old with my Aunt, Uncle and cousins.

In Switzerland we went to a public outdoor swimming pool, I witnessed two topless slim girls rubbing lotion into each other.

We then went to Italy camping, on the beach I spied an attractive young woman who had her top on, I tried as best as I could to do some jedi mind **** to convince her via the power of my thoughts to get them out. After 20 minutes she popped the top of to reveal a wonderful set.

I walked home to the tent alone with the sole intention of pulluing myself asunder.

later that night:-
Mam to dad: "Is the tent leaking?"

wil · 21-07-2013 01:51AM

Mason Storm wrote: »

When I was 10, I was watching a Clint Eastwood movie about a boxing orangutan with my Dad. I guess it seemed pretty safe to him at the time, but there was a scene it, and I'll never forget it, where a woman is getting molested by a bunch of hoodlums and her breasts get exposed. We didn't look each other in the eye for at least a week after that. I can only imagine what kind of damage seeing 11 pairs of breasts in real life would have done to our relationship.

You may have mixed up some different films there or someone messed with the tape.
"Every which way but loose", or "Any which way you can", the 2 Eastwood films with Clyde the orangutan were both fairly PG. Could have been "the outlaw Josey Wales" which had no orangutans that I recall. Maybe he quietly switched tapes after the offending scene;)

gumbo1 · 21-07-2013 01:59AM

My neighbour whipped her bikini bottoms off when she realised I could see her sunbathing topless, after I got out of the shower
this afternoon!! Didn't know if I should knock in or just act as though I'd seen nothing!! I'm 32!!

Mason Storm · 21-07-2013 02:02AM

wil wrote: »

You may have mixed up some different films there or someone messed with the tape.
"Every which way but loose", or "Any which way you can", the 2 Eastwood films with Clyde the orangutan were both fairly PG. Could have been "the outlaw Josey Wales" which had no orangutans that I recall. Maybe he quietly switched tapes after the offending scene;)

You're right. There was another incident involving the orangutan but I don't want to get into it here. The scene I'm thinking of involved a blonde woman getting attacked by several men on what I remember as being a train car.

greenflash · 21-07-2013 02:09AM

gumbo1 wrote: »

My neighbour whipped her bikini bottoms off when she realised I could see her sunbathing topless, after I got out of the shower
this afternoon!! Didn't know if I should knock in or just act as though I'd seen nothing!! I'm 32!!

Centimetres?

sovereign121 · 21-07-2013 02:15AM

ElChe32 wrote: »

Are we talking hot topless chicks or flabby naked chicks..this is important.

This question seriously needs to be answered, answer it!!!!!!!!

jma · 21-07-2013 03:19AM

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

If you're talking about nude beaches, are men bottomless? Its only fair everything is allowed out.

You can't really compare a pair of exposed breasts with a bag o' nuts and a hairy arse.

Having said that, I don't think I'd be offended either way, as long as the latter wasn't dangling in my face or invading my personal space.

Women, if they choose to go topless, just have to be prepared to handle a few gawks, I think. If they're gonna get their knickers in a twist over a few looks, they might as well leave their tops on. I guess the same would apply to men, if they choose to expose themselves.

sovereign121 wrote: »

This question seriously needs to be answered, answer it!!!!!!!!

This was already established.

OP, any pics?

flanum · 21-07-2013 03:50AM

all the best ankle in this town is already taken:(

KANKLE

Adyx · 21-07-2013 04:43AM

Mason Storm wrote: »

You're right. There was another incident involving the orangutan but I don't want to get into it here. The scene I'm thinking of involved a blonde woman getting attacked by several men on what I remember as being a train car.

Sounds like The Gauntlet.

Wompa1 · 21-07-2013 07:21AM

I saw some Polish wan sunbathing topless about 5 years ago, I still remember those amazing booooobies

KingOfFairview · 21-07-2013 09:03AM

I was in Ruegen in Germany years ago with my then 7 year old son and there were loads of completely naked birds sunbathing and fit ones at that. But we also saw a horse with a huge flute so swings and roundabouts really

old_aussie · 21-07-2013 09:22AM

White pointers on the beach, didn't you try and roll them back into the surf.

oldyouth · 21-07-2013 09:28AM

Everything should be in it's context. Tits out on the beach are perfectly fine and natural, whereas wearing a skimpy top in the workplace is not appropriate.

As for the argument that tits shouldn't be considered in a sexual context, well that's just depriving young men of some of the happiest experiences they will ever have in life. Auld fellas too

IvySlayer · 21-07-2013 09:50AM

If a woman wants to do it that's her problem.

Why is society so ashamed of the human body?

jack presley · 21-07-2013 09:53AM

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

i counted 11 topless women in the two mile stretch we walked.

naughtysmurf wrote: »

so your kids saw twenty four or so boobs,

was there a bit of Total Recall going on?

naughtysmurf · 21-07-2013 10:07AM

jack presley wrote: »

was there a bit of Total Recall going on?

Couldn't remember if OP said 11 or 12, too hot to bother my hole editing, plus it's fairly close to Sellafield so you never know

testicle · 21-07-2013 10:11AM

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

is it time local councils took the European approach and designated topless/naked sections on our beaches?because plenty are already stripping off regardless,and probably offending some people.On the European beaches with nude sections it kind of polices itself,so it wouldn't cost anything.

I think you're confusing nude beaches and being topless on a beach. You can see topless ladies on any beach on a warm day on the continent...

Black Leather · 21-07-2013 11:09AM

More topless sunbathing, I say! So ladies, don't be shy and show off those lovely breasts! If you got it, flaunt it! I cant understand why anyone should object to a woman without a top.

Mr Tibbs · 21-07-2013 11:21AM

Down with this sort of thing.

harry Bailey esq · 21-07-2013 11:25AM

Mr Tibbs wrote: »

Down with this sort of thing.

careful now

Mr.Crinklewood · 21-07-2013 11:29AM

Mr Tibbs wrote: »

Down with this sort of thing.

Depending on the quality in show, it tends to get me up.

Candy_Girl · 21-07-2013 11:40AM

I don't see it as an issue, in fairness when when away on a foreign holiday nobody bats an eyelid, we're just not used to seeing any flesh on show here.

I've been on that beach regularly and I haven't seen any boobies in sight...but then again I wasn't looking for them :pac:

harry Bailey esq · 21-07-2013 12:20PM

Candy_Girl wrote: »

I don't see it as an issue, in fairness when when away on a foreign holiday nobody bats an eyelid, we're just not used to seeing any flesh on show here.

I been on that beach regularly and I haven't seen any boobies in sight...but then again I wasn't looking for them :pac:

id walk it fairly regular myself,and its the first time i seen it,ill be up there a lot more regularly in future

Sleepy · 21-07-2013 08:25PM

I think it's an awful shame it's not the norm rather than the exception. Tan lines are horrible.

Femme_Fatale · 21-07-2013 08:56PM

regress wrote: »

You are a boring conservative old fart. Nine years olds don't necessarily see female breasts as sexual or be traumatized by the sight of them.

Sound like you have issues with the sight of women's bodies. Don't pass on your hang ups to your son.

Derrrrrrp. He said.... nnnnnone of the above, he just said would it be an idea to have designated areas of beaches for topless bathing since it would bother some; that does not automatically mean he disagrees with boobs being out.
I know you were desperate to jump at the chance to chastise someone about being prudish (your crowd always do) and make major leaps in logic about them having hang-ups about women's bodies, but in your haste, you didn't read the post properly.

Andy Carroll wrote: »

I walked home to the tent alone with the sole intention of pulluing myself asunder.

Something about pitching a tent.

My rack is one of the best bits of my bod but there is no WAY I'd go topless in public, because I like to keep my private bits private. And that is my personal choice and does not make me a prude, no matter how much the anti-prude brigade (which revels in finding prudishness where it doesn't exist) disagrees.
If others want to do it though, that's their business.

Nodin · 21-07-2013 09:04PM

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

...........

My rack is one of the best bits of my bod ...........

You've a source for that, I trust?

blue note · 21-07-2013 10:11PM

I think designated areas for topless sunbathing is a great idea. I hate having to walk a whole beach to try and see some boobies!

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