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Jaafa · 2011-04-13 20:56:22

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account. One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine. She said and I quote: "Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!" She was promptly removed from my friends…

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#4472 05-06-2013 11:38PM

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but i dnt wanna tlk bout it hun

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#4473 05-06-2013 11:53PM

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"Like for HO's only doin a feww"

Then a month later....

"Ugh can't stand people who do HO's just attention seekers"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Similarly...

"Ask me anythin (: (enter ask.fm link here)"

A month later

"Ask.fm is so stupid dunno why anyone wud use it"

These are not direct quotes, but merely rough quotes from the plethora of ****e I see on my news feed/homepage every day.

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#4474 05-06-2013 11:54PM

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Thwip! wrote: »

Raydin nw bbz

Raydin? Was this a culchie stunna haha love it.

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#4475 06-06-2013 12:05AM

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Aspiring wrote: »

Raydin? Was this a culchie stunna haha love it.

Chatz ltrz bbz, baylin needs doen

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#4476 06-06-2013 12:12AM

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"new fone mail me yur digits"

Blatant attention seeking.

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#4477 06-06-2013 12:17AM

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Thwip! wrote: »

Chatz ltrz bbz, baylin needs doen

kk hunzo mii da is doin sylage ugh h8 lyf. WHY ARRE ALL YHOO MEN DA SAME.

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#4478 06-06-2013 12:18AM

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BNMC wrote: »

"new fone mail me yur digits"

Blatant attention seeking.

I know males who have done this. I just had to slowly close the screen and sob manly tears of testosterone for mankind everywhere.

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#4479 06-06-2013 12:18AM

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http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif

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#4480 06-06-2013 01:40AM

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Someone on my news feed updates at least 4 times a week with a photo of her dog,if they have a day out at the lake or park,you get photo updates all day until the dog goes to sleep that night.
I like dogs,but this breaks my balls.

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#4481 06-06-2013 08:55AM

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fathead82 wrote: »

I like dogs,but this breaks my balls.

Ok, her posts must be boring as hell, but I don't think I would let it affect my testicular health!

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#4482 06-06-2013 09:14AM

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BNMC wrote: »

"new fone mail me yur digits"

Blatant attention seeking.

Tbf, aren't all posts attention seeking?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=530234417031814&set=a.178003795588213.60115.176890359032890&type=1&theater

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#4483 06-06-2013 10:18AM

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coolhull wrote: »

http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif

obviously not that attached. silly bint.

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#4484 06-06-2013 12:28PM

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#4485 06-06-2013 12:49PM

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#4486 06-06-2013 02:04PM

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IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

"Roll On the weekend Living for it"

Theres 5 other days in the week mate......

Yeah, but none worth living for!

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#4487 06-06-2013 02:07PM

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IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

"Roll On the weekend Living for it"

Theres 5 other days in the week mate......

Followed by

"Ohhh my ****ing head" "Never drinking again"

:rolleyes:

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#4488 06-06-2013 03:45PM

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LizT wrote: »

The worst is 'check your inbox Hun'

They're already going to be notified that they have a new message, why leave them a post as well?

It's a childish mentality... it's like saying "HEY EVERYONE! - we've got a secret. We want you to know that we've got a secret but we're not telling you what it is". Makes them feel like they actually have something going on in their lives :pac:

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#4489 06-06-2013 03:56PM

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Is it just my friends or is everyone using this new mood thing to inform the world they're"feeling themselves"?

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#4490 06-06-2013 03:58PM

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#4491 06-06-2013 04:00PM

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"Jus heard de youngones from de crèches ar bein done for abuse, ****in chuffed if I saw sumone talkin te any my kids like dat r bein rough wit dem Id ****in kill dem, dey shud of let de ma's at dem, gladly do time for de bitches pickin on kids ****in discustin, makes de rest of childcare workers look so bad, glad I'm on camera live te de parents everyday think all crèches shud av dem"

Nice sentiment but feel like posting a link to a dictionary.

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#4492 06-06-2013 04:01PM

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IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Might update my status for the craic

" I cant take this anymore - At Howth Pier -Feeling Lonely"

Don't. The 'are you oks' might actually push you over the edge.

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#4493 06-06-2013 04:08PM

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IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Might update my status for the craic

" I cant take this anymore - At Howth Pier -Feeling Lonely"

I can see that back firing spectacularly. It's not that long ago Donal Walsh died after starting a highly publicised and controversial discussion of suicide.

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#4494 06-06-2013 04:15PM

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FreeFallin94 wrote: »

So I am friends with the craziest girl on FB. She is absolutely mental, and puts literally everything up on her page. Absolutely everyone where I am from is friends with her or just stalks her page because it is just so entertaining. To give you an idea of her popularity, I showed her page to my sister who lives in Edinburgh. She proceeded to show her flatmates, who now all occasionally look at her profile. This girl is essentially the real live version of Hope Ur Ok Hun.

Today, she put up this gem:

"So da gossip from last nite my so called ex best mate .....is pregnant with my ex/first boyfriend she dosnt tell me she's with him an she dosnt tell me she's pregnant an d time she got with him myself an him we're working things out well I think u went a bit halo on revenge now wit me goin of wiv ur ex ..... !"

I am not joking- she actually thinks it is totally appropriate to put this stuff up. She once put a photo of herself in the bath up (with strategically placed bubbles, of course). I also recall her putting up a status saying "Gonna get fuked in 2 ways tonite!". Like I said- crazy. My best friend was actually this girl's neighbour so that's how I found out about her. Apparently she is just as mental in real life.

Another one from her today

Eva look at an ex walkin down da steet an think hw da hell was I Eva wit the guy ! Lol x

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#4495 06-06-2013 04:39PM

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IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Might update my status for the craic

" I cant take this anymore - At Howth Pier -Feeling Lonely"

Well you won't be long finding out who your enemies are when people start Pokeing you

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#4496 06-06-2013 05:51PM

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Hersheys wrote: »

"Jus heard de youngones from de crèches ar bein done for abuse, ****in chuffed if I saw sumone talkin te any my kids like dat r bein rough wit dem Id ****in kill dem, dey shud of let de ma's at dem, gladly do time for de bitches pickin on kids ****in discustin, makes de rest of childcare workers look so bad, glad I'm on camera live te de parents everyday think all crèches shud av dem"

Nice sentiment but feel like posting a link to a dictionary.

I know a girl that uses text speak exactly like that when she is speaking on facebook and thats were it stops. Her linkedin accout is uber professional and any work email she sends is the same.

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#4497 06-06-2013 05:59PM

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Paddy Cow wrote: »

I can see that back firing spectacularly. It's not that long ago Donal Walsh died after starting a highly publicised and controversial discussion of suicide.

Jim Corr, is that you?

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#4498 06-06-2013 06:43PM

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Brian_Zeluz wrote: »

Jim Corr, is that you?

Yes *waves to fan*. PM me if you want my autograph

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#4499 06-06-2013 06:47PM

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Paddy Cow wrote: »

Yes *waves to fan*. PM me if you want my autograph

Yikes . . If the real Mr Corr reads that there'll be trouble

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#4500 06-06-2013 07:16PM

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This is the real Jim Corr. These others claiming to be me are merely illuminati freemason hybrids. They planned 9/11 and the Boston bombings and are now hijacking my boards.ie reputation. ITS ALL THE ILLUMINATI.

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#4501 06-06-2013 07:44PM

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Aspiring wrote: »

This is the real Jim Corr. These others claiming to be me are merely illuminati freemason hybrids. They planned 9/11 and the Boston bombings and are now hijacking my boards.ie reputation. ITS ALL THE ILLUMINATI.

FECK OFF. I have spent two long years infiltrating Boards.ie and now that my inbox is inundated with warriors to the cause, you Sir, should cease and desist :cool: Be warned. You cannot win. The Illuminati will prevail :P

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