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The Perfect Program

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,369 ✭✭✭cmyk


    For me personally...the programs I do myself are closer to 1:2 pushing to pulling.

    Out of interest (and in general) do you think that sort of protocol negates the need for specific external rotation work.

    Agreed. I've had an online client who have paid me for consultations and advice over a 4 month period who actually did nothing...I am giving you the short version of the story but what essentially happen is that he got his program, sent me questions, I sent him answers and that continued for 4 months....he wanted to make sure his program was PERFECT before he did anything....so while he was awaiting perfection he did absolutely no training.

    Makes me wonder if it would have been done, even if it was 'perfect'
    Even more reason why good trainers need to do good marketing and sales work. Even if it makes you feel dirty and unwholesome :)

    I'm working on that.
    Someone should do that and then I will gather them all up and stick them in the first post as you suggested.

    I'll give it a go when I've time to go through it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    What are peoples opinions on full body routines?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭Will Heffernan


    cmyk wrote: »
    Out of interest (and in general) do you think that sort of protocol negates the need for specific external rotation work.
    Not specifically....as in no, I don't think double the volume = negates the need for specific external rotation work.

    What I do thinks makes a difference is all the pull ups, chins ups, db rows, seated rows, standing and seated cable rows...all the different supine, prone and mixed grips...all the variations of grips types of 'pulls/rows' I do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭Will Heffernan


    Zombienosh wrote: »
    What are peoples opinions on full body routines?
    It is what I lean towards...put I can see the reason for split routines. I start off with the result needed first and work my way back to work out what program is needed. I've previously worked with two Australasian Bodybuilding Champs and it was all split routines because thats what the sport requires.

    If I was a skinny kid though starting out with weight training I certainly wouldn't start with a split routine though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 780 ✭✭✭cheesefiend


    Out of curiosity (and probably stupidity), I'm just wondering are these programs suitable for women too?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,369 ✭✭✭cmyk


    Out of curiosity (and probably stupidity), I'm just wondering are these programs suitable for women too?

    Not stupid at all, yes absolutely is the answer.

    Everything discussed already still applies...its just spread over 13 pages now, which is why I think there's a need to simplify it a bit now or at least gather it into a more manageable post...ill give it a go today as I've more time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,369 ✭✭✭cmyk


    Ok, I've given this a go from the view of generally setting up a program despite the goal, feel free to add or take away some of these, they are only my simplification of what's gone before...some of them are probably very obvious to some, less so to others.
    What do we need to do to warm up?
    What exercises?
    Set and rep schemes?
    Training frequency?
    Do we need Oly lifting?

    All variables, and have been discussed throughout.
    What does it take to build the perfect program?

    • Work backwards from the goal/result
    • Technique - get some and make sure it's right from the start
    • Compound movements fundamental
    • Consideration for total volume
    • Consideration for exercise order
    • Consideration for hip/quad ratio and push/pull in different plane ratio
    • Consideration of periodization or variation
    • Consideration of time available for training
    • Consideration of motivation/enjoyability for adherence
    • Dietary/Recovery influence (not yet discussed but an area that might be of interest, especially as those threads of people that drill themselves into the ground training surviving on a daily protein shake, chicken breast, an apple, 4 almonds and the necessary 3 cans of monster to get them through the workout pop up a bit.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2 As Gaeilge


    1. You've done a good job.
    2. You can halve the inverted row number...as with push ups the loading isn't BW and like push ups the 'actual' loading is dependent on body angle and hand position...just to make it easy and because it is usually not too far off...I just halve BW to calculate the resistance.
    3. Looking at the DB press I am assuming you are doing 25's for 20 reps for 2 sets rather than 12.5kg a hand so that volume should be doubled. Correct me if I am wrong?
    4. With the rear delt work again I am going to assume you are using 12kg a hand so that needs to be doubled.

    So from what I see your pushing volume is...1765+2000+3800+1155 = 8720kg
    Your pulling volume is 2850+1600+1150+1425=7025kg

    The quad verus hip volumes are 3000kg to 7000kg.

    I will tell you what I think...easiest bit first...the quad to hip ratio isn't too far off what I look for myself...I usually say 1:2 ratio. I have a lot of reasons for that which I won't go into now...but thats what I look for.

    Now your pushing to pulling ration is 1:0.8. When I first looked at it I actually thought it was about 1:1 but it isn't even that. I don't go around making exact calculations when I am writing programs but my push to pull ratio is pretty much always 1:1.5 or more. For me personally...the programs I do myself are closer to 1:2 pushing to pulling. Again there are a million reasons for this but suffice to say 1. I've not had a injury that was 'training' related in a long, long, long time. 2. I am in my 40's and still fighting all day at work and then fighting in my spare time and my body handles it all without a bother. 3. Look at the total mass of the muscles involved in pushing and pulling. Think about what constitutes appropriate loading and volume in relation to the mass differential between the two muscle groups.

    In short...your program is pretty good and no need to stress about it...add some more pulling volume...some more pull ups/chin up and you'd probably find all your numbers improving while bulletproofing yourself against and instance of chronic injury in the future.


    Thank you for this - I had never considered my training in terms of volume before - very useful train of thought/approach.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 767 ✭✭✭duffyshuffle


    I am going to come back and edit this...as it develops.

    Firstly, what are the majority of people looking for?

    You have fatties looking to get stronger and or bigger.
    You have fatties looking to get fit.
    You have fatties looking to just look good nekid.
    You have twigs looking to get stronger and or bigger.
    You have twigs looking to get fit.
    You have twigs looking to just look good nekid.

    Does that cover it?

    Lets build some training templates and rules for all of these? If nothing else it will give us something cool to argue about for hours on end.

    What do we need to do to warm up?
    What exercises?
    Set and rep schemes?
    Training frequency?
    Do we need Oly lifting?
    What does it take to build the perfect program?

    Pick a program and lay it out...then the spoilers can start picking holes in it, the navel gazers can make sure we are using the right terminology, the google warriors can do their searches and see if anyone is ripping anyone else off...I like to be a builder rather than a destroyer so I will start laying stuff out and people can question it all they like...same for all...be prepared to defend anything you put down or throw out here...we can even hold little mini votes to decide what path the perfect program is going down.

    So give us what you got!

    Ok, been reading the threads, some good stuff, so maybe some more specifics. I like the looking at the goal and working backwards point.

    So... imagine someone doing Starting Strength with some CF metcon style stuff and or cycling/running etc.. No milk, and no getting massive.

    The clear goal of starting strength is getting strong, but the main goal of 90%+ is probably the look good neked so does this make SS less appropriate if strength numbers are irrelevant?

    Stats (of me and similar for friends and i'd say many that have gone down the SS route while ignoring the original look good neked plan? guessing):

    DL 190kg, BS 135kg, Bench 100kg, Press 65kg, chins 11, Bw: 96KG bf: 13%

    Agree on foam rolling, warm up, mobility work and emphasis on technique.

    3 days a week weights seems like a regular occurrence for the 90%+ training, with some conditioning/running/football or whatever people do on other days. Again, not the top level competitive people, the general.

    So a 3/5 x 5 routine (after warm up and warm up sets), 3 days a week like:

    Monday: Squat, Press, Chins
    Wednesday: Deadlift (1 x 5), Bench, Ring Rows
    Friday: F Squat, B/O row, Ring Dips

    So:
    - Person used SS to get 'stronger' and as it comes recommended by many and was motivated enough but didn't bother with the milk/bulking
    - Person has plateaued/gotten bored/realised they're stronger but not ready for a bodybuilding stage just yet
    - Person has realised they don't really care about training for weeks to add 2.5kg to their strict press and max strength wasn't really the goal

    So:
    What do we need to do to warm up?
    Foam roll, mobility work

    What exercises?
    Similar as above?

    Set and rep schemes?
    So what is aim for reps/sets and recovery time between them?

    Training frequency?
    3 times a week weights with conditioning and some rest days

    Do we need Oly lifting?
    Can be added, but not necessary?

    What does it take to build the perfect program?
    It doesn't have to be perfect, but more appropriate for the user. The focus on the goal rather than the program is a good thing i've taken out of the thread so far definitely.


  • Site Banned Posts: 45 Double decker


    hey i don't have time to read the entire thread can someone just repost the best program please


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,625 ✭✭✭COH


    hey i don't have time to read the entire thread can someone just repost the best program please

    Seven hundred thousand bird-dogs and an air squat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭Will Heffernan


    COH wrote: »
    Seven hundred thousand bird-dogs and an air squat

    Seven hundred thousand would be excessive.

    I suppose that is unless you were one of those morons that rabbit on endlessly about the whole 10,000 hrs to mastery stuff like it actually means anything...in which case it sounds PERFECT.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭Will Heffernan


    COH wrote: »
    Seven hundred thousand bird-dogs and an air squat

    Ohhh and are those air squats to parallel or below? Personally I don't mind if you break parallel as long as your knees don't go out past your toes...if they do they might explode.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    hey i don't have time to read the entire thread can someone just repost the best program please

    I think everyone came to the conclusion that it doesnt exist. But Will is waiting for someone to invent it... possibly Hanely. Then Will will ( thats confusing) claim he invented it first.

    In years it will emerge that it was actually from an ancient ebook from Lyle McDonald which he managed to release before the internet even existed.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    I think everyone came to the conclusion that it doesnt exist. But Will is waiting for someone to invent it... possibly Hanely. Then Will will ( thats confusing) claim he invented it first.

    In years it will emerge that it was actually from an ancient ebook from Lyle McDonald which he managed to release before the internet even existed.

    Big plastic box ala "The Cube" tv show.

    If you touch the front (thoracic flexion), a blade comes out and slices your nose off. If you're knees touch the front, hammer to the knee caps. If you don't keep you're knees pushed against the side the entire time, instant hacksaw to the Achilles.

    Mobility. Or crippility


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭Will Heffernan


    I think everyone came to the conclusion that it doesnt exist.
    It exists...it's just that someone else is doing it.
    But Will is waiting for someone to invent it... possibly Hanely. Then Will will ( thats confusing) claim he invented it first.
    I invented claiming I invented stuff first.
    In years it will emerge that it was actually from an ancient ebook from Lyle McDonald which he managed to release before the internet even existed.
    Does he even lift.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,251 ✭✭✭btkm8unsl0w5r4


    This is easy, the perfect program is the one from the person trainer that:

    1. Costs the most.
    2. Spends at least 90 days a year on courses in America.
    3. Has the most facebook followers.
    4. Sends the most Emails with motivational slogans, crap analagies, pictures of the same 5 clients sucking their gut in in the after shots.
    5. Sells the most products.

    Said trainer must have the following to develop such a program:
    1. Celebrity clients
    2. Failed Sporting carrier or sporting claim to fame.
    3. The ability to believe anything told to them by a guru they see as having more success than them.

    This program will involve.
    1. Constant changes to " confuse the body into change", this will not involve progressive overload but total change to the program requiring continuous and constant personal training.
    2. Dubious body fat measurements less accurate than a count the beans in the jar game.
    3. Claims of lifestyle change and sustainability that require you to spend all your waking life preparing food, training, shopping for food, working to pay for said food, thinking about food, thinking about training, washing gym cloths.
    4. Regardless of your form doing exercises your doing them wrong.
    5. Many many supplements....BCA's inbetween sets anyone.
    6. Contradictionary Broscience from day to day.
    7. Carrying around tuberware containers of food.
    8. Use of the phrase "studies have shown" with any mention of the details of these studies.
    9. Training at times of the day that dont suit you. This is not to fill empty slots in the gym but because fat cell only shrink when your rushed and making your life difficult.
    10. A prowler....cause thats hardcore american football stuff yo.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    This is easy, the perfect program is the one from the person trainer:

    1. Costs the most.
    2. Spends at least 90 days a year on courses in America.
    3. Has the most facebook followers.
    4. Sends the most Emails with motivational slogans, crap analagies, pictures of the same 5 clients sucking their gut in in the after shots.
    5. Sells the most products.

    ...there's a well know trainer going around photoshopping now too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Jesus....we were all wrong...

    http://www.sixweekmuscleplan.com/

    Robbed from some facebook of some personal trainer who spent 90 days in America on top of some guru.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,882 Mod ✭✭✭✭Brian?


    Jesus....we were all wrong...

    http://www.sixweekmuscleplan.com/

    Robbed from some facebook of some personal trainer who spent 90 days in America on top of some guru.

    Skinny guy-ripped guy before and after pic-check.

    Endorsed by fitness gurus, none other than Poliquin himself- check

    Short attention span, 6 weeks-check.

    It is the perfect program.

    Will I lock the thread now??

    they/them/theirs


    The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all of the people.

    Noam Chomsky



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Brian? wrote: »
    Skinny guy-ripped guy before and after pic-check.

    Endorsed by fitness gurus, none other than Poliquin himself- check

    Short attention span, 6 weeks-check.

    It is the perfect program.

    Will I lock the thread now??

    No hold on a bit...we need to wait until Will can claim he invented it first.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭Will Heffernan


    Brian? wrote: »
    Skinny guy-ripped guy before and after pic-check.

    Endorsed by fitness gurus, none other than Poliquin himself- check

    Short attention span, 6 weeks-check.

    It is the perfect program.

    Will I lock the thread now??
    Have seen a trainer posting some pretty dodgy and pretty factually inaccurate before and after photos of late myself actually. The opposite of this case...fat before pics and in shape after pics with a made up story to go along with it. So it isn't just the trainers we like to mock and laugh at that get up to dishonest marking scams with before and after pics.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,882 Mod ✭✭✭✭Brian?


    Have seen a trainer posting some pretty dodgy and pretty factually inaccurate before and after photos of late myself actually. The opposite of this case...fat before pics and in shape after pics with a made up story to go along with it. So it isn't just the trainers we like to mock and laugh at that get up to dishonest marking scams with before and after pics.

    Someone in Ireland?

    they/them/theirs


    The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all of the people.

    Noam Chomsky



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭Will Heffernan


    Brian? wrote: »
    Someone in Ireland?
    Why do you ask? Do you have someone in particular in mind?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,882 Mod ✭✭✭✭Brian?


    Why do you ask? Do you have someone in particular in mind?

    Not at all. I don't really frequent PTs websites. Just curious.

    It's a cheap trick though.

    they/them/theirs


    The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all of the people.

    Noam Chomsky



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 416 ✭✭burrenguy


    Someone needs to make a compilation post or else the OP needs to be edited. Please and thank you. Every newb will appreciate :D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,882 Mod ✭✭✭✭Brian?


    burrenguy wrote: »
    Someone needs to make a compilation post or else the OP needs to be edited. Please and thank you. Every newb will appreciate :D

    If a consensus was ever reached that might work :) .

    they/them/theirs


    The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all of the people.

    Noam Chomsky



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 416 ✭✭burrenguy


    Brian? wrote: »
    If a consensus was ever reached that might work :) .

    From skimming, it seems most people seem to agree that 2-3 days of strength training (high-ish weight, low-ish reps), 2-3 days of conditioning and general mobility work every day seems to be the way to go.. would that be pretty accurate?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,356 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Jesus....we were all wrong...

    http://www.sixweekmuscleplan.com/

    Robbed from some facebook of some personal trainer who spent 90 days in America on top of some guru.

    If it's six weeks, why are the before/after shots at the bottom 12 weeks? :confused:


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    If it's six weeks, why are the before/after shots at the bottom 12 weeks? :confused:

    Because like it says on the website, it's from the author of the 12 week muscle plan.


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