Discarded Condoms

fryup · 23-04-2013 06:52PM #1

When you're finished shaggin in the car park, would you mind taking your used condom home with you, instead of chucking it out the car window...only for young children to pick it up the following morning and ask .."daddy whats this??"

Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs

Super-Rush · 23-04-2013 06:53PM

Why are you in a car park with young children?

Basq · 23-04-2013 06:53PM

Next you'll be telling me I shouldn't be chewing them..

.. while they're on my mickey obviously.

Felexicon · 23-04-2013 06:55PM

I love the smell of a used johnnie in the morning.

IM0 · 23-04-2013 06:55PM

think of them as trophees

smcgiff · 23-04-2013 06:58PM

fryup wrote: »

"daddy whats this??"

Son, good question. It's a pity I didn't ask the same question 9 months before you were born.

fryup · 23-04-2013 06:58PM

Super-Rush wrote: »

Why are you in a car park with young children?

i take my children for a walk....(and don't be trying to make suggestive comments) asshole

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 23-04-2013 06:58PM

Lighten up fryup.................."daddy whats this??"....."It's what I should have used ya little bollix"!

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 23-04-2013 06:59PM

fryup wrote: »

i take my children for a walk....(and don't be trying to make suggestive comments) asshole

Aw, there goes the thread...it was a good 'un and all.

IM0 · 23-04-2013 06:59PM

fatherhood fail. you should have picked it up blew it up and twisted it into a small horse.

no imagination $:\$

lkionm · 23-04-2013 07:02PM

Being a dick to a moderator is a bit like not wearing a condom, a costly mistake down the line.

IM0 · 23-04-2013 07:03PM

fryup wrote: »

When you're finished shaggin in the car park, would you mind taking your used condom home with you, instead of chucking it out the car window...only for young children to pick it up the following morning and ask .."daddy whats this??"

Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs

sounds like youre pissed cause you had to have that 'talk' 10 years earlier than planned. come on he's 16 now, he'll be a man of the world soon, this was a blessing in disguise

harvester of sorrow · 23-04-2013 07:04PM

In before the lock...

IM0 · 23-04-2013 07:05PM

harvester of sorrow wrote: »

In before the lock...

but not the cock, thread wouldnt be around for starters

Peregrine · 23-04-2013 07:09PM

They leave it for the brothers out there who might have forgot theirs

Sharing is caring and such

Procasinator · 23-04-2013 07:09PM

And keep the condom in the car the whole drive home!?! Eww, that's disgusting.

blade1 · 23-04-2013 07:11PM

Thinly veiled "I shagged someone in the car park" thread!

ScumLord · 23-04-2013 07:13PM

I thought this was going to be a helpful thread on things to do with used condoms. I was going to suggest catapults, you wouldn't even need to find a projectile it's already supplied in the condom.

B Rabbit · 23-04-2013 07:14PM

lkionm wrote: »

Being a dick to a moderator is a bit like not wearing a condom, a costly mistake down the line.

Hardly

lkionm · 23-04-2013 07:20PM

B Rabbit wrote: »

Hardly

You will get banned, just like having an unexpected child will ban you from having the same life.

LizT · 23-04-2013 07:30PM

lkionm wrote: »

You will get banned, just like having an unexpected child will ban you from having the same life.

ScumLord · 23-04-2013 07:33PM

B Rabbit wrote: »

Hardly

You haven't felt the full wrath of a Super Rush banning yet then. I heard there's bum stuff involved.

kowloon · 23-04-2013 07:34PM

They're great for having a bit of a wee during a meeting.

Sergeant · 23-04-2013 07:34PM

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

You've seen the signs around the park. Stop being such an enemy of the environment.

ToddyDoody · 23-04-2013 07:37PM

Hey, they didn't call it Free Willy for nothing.

lkionm · 23-04-2013 07:37PM

LizT wrote: »

If you have sex with a moderator, you will have a bad time. They need to have everything in order and in a straight line and overly attached.

Oh.

Jimoslimos · 23-04-2013 07:39PM

fryup wrote: »

i take my children for a walk....(and don't be trying to make suggestive comments) asshole

Keep them on a leash then, or a muzzle perhaps. That'll stop them finding and chewing on discarded condoms

policarp · 23-04-2013 07:44PM

There is a joke about a Goodyear tyre in this thread somewhere. . .

Corvo · 23-04-2013 08:06PM

Why are you telling us? Do you think one of us spotty, virgin boardsies left it there?

Don't need no condom to make love to your laptop. No sir

johnny_knoxvile · 23-04-2013 08:16PM

I always believed the urban legend that a big white rabbit collected my used ones in the car park and used it's content to make the innards of a Cadbury's cream egg.

no one else hear of the legend of the spooge bunny?

Felexicon · 23-04-2013 08:20PM

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

I always believed the urban legend that a big white rabbit collected my used ones in the car park and used it's content to make the innards of a Cadbury's cream egg.

no one else hear of the legend of the spooge bunny?

* punches screen and throws half eaten creme egg in the bin*

Sound yeah

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